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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey!

Stranger: chunge?

You: what?

Stranger: are you true man?

You: yes, i have plenty of muscles and i love to drink and fight

Stranger: where you from

You: Sweden

You: im a true viking

You: HÖLLÖ BÖLLÖ HEJ!

Stranger: ............ but i love female

You: i can convert you into the holy union of queer people

Stranger: so i'm sorry

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Helt jävla random, helt jävla WTF :lol:. Vad tänkte jag?

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  • 6 months later...

Jag hade just den mest uppfuckade konversationen någonsin:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: We should marry

You: yes we should!

Stranger: or maybe you could be my "it's complicated" in facebook?

You: haha yeah

You: nah, we should get married right away!

Stranger: Hang on - I see a problem

Stranger: potentially

You: haha!

Stranger: You're a girl - right?

You: im a man, gay, 70-years old looking for fresh meat!

Stranger: Wow - your luck's in

Stranger: Me too

You: oh God! im getting quite the erection just by reading that!

Stranger: You are? At your age? You're lucky

Stranger: I can't any more

Stranger: just have to use my mouth

Stranger: yummmmyyyyy

You: yes, it hasn't been this hard since that prom back in 36

Stranger: lol

You: John Dickens

You: god what a man he was!

Stranger: did they even have proms in those days?

Stranger: what between the war and everything

You: oh yes we did!

Stranger: OK - so you're just a little bit scary

Stranger: but that's cool

You: oh please, don't let me frighen you!

You: im a very kind man!

You: i look good too!

You: so says my ex husband!

Stranger: not as scary as my Uncle Bert

You: he don't lie!

Stranger: you look good? so will we marry?

You: is Bert good looking?

Stranger: today?

You: im thinking a menage a troi

You: you, me and bert

Stranger: ?

You: a three for all!

Det var han som började med sitt "We should marry" och jag var på humör för jävelskap :rolleyes:

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  • 5 months later...
  • 3 weeks later...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy : )

You: Hello

You: :)

You: How are you? :D

Stranger: greatt

Stranger: m or f?

You: m

You: you?

Stranger: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Och jag som trodde att vi hade något fint :blink:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Hello

You: 19/m/sweden

You: You?

Stranger: 17 f uk

Stranger: bra size GG

You: Cool!

You: Same here :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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