Omegle

[FerkurZ]

Era loggar är ju verkligen jättetråkiga =(

[kicken]

Era loggar är ju verkligen jättetråkiga =(

Make a funny conversation yourself =D

Redigerad 28 juni, 2009 av kicken

[Xazzi]

Fick inspiration från Sikorkas inlägg i MJ tråden.

-_

You: Hi.. It's michael Jackson and I'm fine.

Stranger: I love you Michael.

You: Thanks.. How old are you?

Stranger: 13

You: Oh.. That's perfect

You: I love you to now.

You: Want to come over to neverland?

Stranger: Yes.

You: Adress?

You: Sending a car directly

Stranger: 102 Cumguzzlingfuckistan Drive, Niggernigger, New York 72375

You: Girl or boy, by the way? I prefer black boys.

Stranger: That's exactly what I am.

You: Oh.. That's just perfect.

You: Puberty yet?

Stranger: Not yet, I'm hairless as a mole rat.

You: Lovely!

You: Ever done it.. you know..With a older man?

Stranger: No.

You: Want to try it, perhaps?

Stranger: Yes.

You: You swear to god you wont press charges against me after?

Stranger: Of course not.

You: Say that you swear to god.

Stranger: I swear to god.

You: Cause the last nigga' i banged did that...

You: And hell broke lose

Stranger: This is agent Michael Stanley with the United States FBl.

You: Oh.. Hi Michael, lol. It's robert! HAHA, the guy next to your desk. I'm on Omegle to get fake young boys who actually are 40 old year rapists

You: Want to grab a coffee?

Stranger: Will you blow me first?

You: Mh.. Sure, meet you at the toilet in 2mins. aight?

Stranger: Alright.

Stranger: See you there.

[Renard]

Fick inspiration från Sikorkas inlägg i MJ tråden.

Haha! Härlig konversation! Ska försöka mig på samma grej

EDIT:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi im MJ, and i faked my own death

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Dumma dumma Stranger!

Redigerad 30 juni, 2009 av Renard

[Troxie]

Blaha. Blev asknas om jag kopierade ifrån logger. Editerar senare yo

Eeeller så läser ni ifrån Renards quote!

Redigerad 30 juni, 2009 av Troxie

[Renard]

Stranger: heyYou: hi I'm Michael Jackson and I'm fineStranger: hello! :DStranger: i'm kurt cobainStranger: how r u mike?

You: Just fine. How is your head doin'`?Stranger: my head's fine tksStranger: yesterday i went fishing with tupacStranger: it was greatYou: I went bowling with John lennon, He is doing great actuallyStranger: oh yes, he is!Stranger: Will you come to the party tomorrow?You: Will john f kennedy be there?Stranger: jfk will be there with marilynYou: Nice! I will bring Wayman TisdaleStranger: you should bring paris hilton with you :/You: Or Billy Mays

Stranger: or themYou: I've ran out of dead famous peopleYour conversational partner has disconnected.

Ungefär den roligaste jag haft. Bara ASL?! FEMALE RIGHT?!?!?!?! wankers hitils.

Litte jobbig att läsa men jävligt rolig

[ExploSive]

Blaha. Blev asknas om jag kopierade ifrån logger. Editerar senare yo

Eeeller så läser ni ifrån Renards quote!

Stranger: hey

You: hi I'm Michael Jackson and I'm fine

Stranger: hello! 

Stranger: i'm kurt cobainStranger: how r u mike?

You: Just fine. How is your head doin'`?

Stranger: my head's fine tks

Stranger: yesterday i went fishing with tupac

Stranger: it was great

You: I went bowling with John lennon, He is doing great actually

Stranger: oh yes, he is!

Stranger: Will you come to the party tomorrow?

You: Will john f kennedy be there?

Stranger: jfk will be there with marilyn

You: Nice! I will bring Wayman Tisdale

Stranger: you should bring paris hilton with you :/

You: Or Billy Mays

Stranger: or them

You: I've ran out of dead famous people

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Ungefär den roligaste jag haft. Bara ASL?! FEMALE RIGHT?!?!?!?! wankers hitils.[/codebox]

[spajdermän]

Jag fick inspiration från tidigare inlägg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: helloo

Stranger: you get one question, ask it now.

You: are you michael jackson?

Stranger: nope, he's dead.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[eXotic]

Men då. Jag hade hoppats att han skulle ha sett filmen och kicka igång med mig.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: a wild metapod appears

Stranger: wild metapod used harden

Stranger: wild metapod used string shot

You: Magikarp use splash attack!

Stranger: wild metapod is displeased

You: Magikarp, use hyperbeam

You: ... What do you mean you don't know hyperbeam?

Stranger: wild metapod is displeased with your newgrounds reference

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SilentViper]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: Ho hai there

Stranger: whats up?

You: Good and you

Stranger: good good.

You: From?

Stranger: japan you?

You: Sweden

Stranger: sweet

You: Yepp

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Meh:(

[Bebben]

Jag lekte lite.

You: HELLO!

You: ME BE WILLIE

You: WILLIE TROMBONE!

Stranger: Cyber? :D

You: IM ON CYBERSPACE

Stranger: I like u® willie

You: ARE YOU MICHAEL JACKSON?

Stranger: Yes.

You: I CAUGHT YOU!

Stranger: Ur going to hell God says.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SilentViper]

Sorry min engelska suger anus så hoppas ni förstog detta vet att det kan va lite fel i texten men men

Stranger: Wait. I will show you a youtube vid

Stranger: of something really aweomse

You: But you know who Douglas Murray is?

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCqseKbFLlM

Stranger: Its my kind of thing dude

Stranger: This is cali man!

You: You want see relly cool thing

Stranger: Yea

Stranger: that link, watch after 1 minute they drive

You: Then dont try this at home when you see it

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7R_buZPSo...re=channel_page

Stranger: ok wait

Stranger: Its not ken block?

Stranger: is it?

You: Wait some min then you will see

Stranger: HAHA

Stranger: I win

Stranger: I know it

Stranger: GYMKHANA practice is nice too. That man has got it going aWN!

You: Lol

You: I gonna go out and try that

Stranger: Do that.

Stranger: Its fun

You: I swear on my mother grave i can do that

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yea?

Stranger: me too

Stranger: I spent a lot of time in Germany

Stranger: It helped a lot!

You: He's car will be in Colin McRae DiRT 2 the game

Stranger: Now I kick everyones ass here in California mountain races hehe

Stranger: nice car

Stranger: subaru rocks

You: Nah Toyota Supra

Stranger: Toyota is the best!

Stranger: I have a 4runner

You: Ah

Stranger: 1generation, the pickup style one - you know it?

You: I have seen Formula One live in Singapore last year

You: No

Stranger: nice!

Stranger: no?

You: Then i was in samte hotel as Kimi Raikkonen

Stranger: what??

Stranger: lol

Stranger: cool!

Stranger: My gf has met the little shumacher, and coulthard

You: And when i was out for a walk i saw Fernado Alonso to

You: Coulthard is a qq bastard

Stranger: Cool, did you go get an autogram?

You: Yeah

Stranger: Nice!

Stranger: Check it, this is my truck, but mine is black, same wheels and tires

Stranger: http://i42.tinypic.com/5nsozp.jpg

Stranger: And has much more dents and scrapes!

Stranger:

You: Nice

Stranger: The best truck ever built, is toyota built

Stranger: do you know "how to kill a toyota" on you tube?

Stranger: From that UK car show...

You: No

Stranger: what???

Stranger: omg wait

Stranger: Ok, there are 2 parts

Stranger: this i the first one: DO watch it, its sooo cool.

You: Oh i hate see long videos

Stranger: I will head out to my gf now, and its not long.

You: I got bored after 3min

Stranger: Your just going to have to watch haha. Its very suspensefull

Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrk6vsb77xk

Stranger: They really try to kill it

Stranger: ok keep it open in a tab ok??

Stranger:

Stranger: later dude, it was fun talking to you!

You: Yeah

[ZcruweN]

I fail to be funneh! =(

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: EMILIO

You: ?

Stranger: brasil?

You: No lol

Stranger: shit

Stranger: from?

You: My mom?

Stranger: where you live?

You: In my house

You: Like daah?

Stranger: idiot

You: NO U! D=

Stranger: what country you live?

You: Like

You: I forgot

You: Spent to much time at the computer! =(

Stranger: such my dick mother furker

You: Yes please

[spajdermän]

Haha! Den mest underhållande konversationen hittills

Läs den som orkar. Vet inte hur kul det är att läsa, men att skriva med den killen så här kl 3 på natten var bäst

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: >:3

You: thats a lion

Stranger: JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!

You: coming to eat you up

Stranger: GET IN THE CAR

Stranger: lulz

You: lawl

You: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/im..._The_Car%21.jpg

Stranger: hell yeah

Stranger: just going for it

You: good thing you had this car here so we managed to escape

Stranger: i know

Stranger: who knows how much it would cost to touch up the paint

You: dont worry

You: ill split the cost with you

Stranger: excellent

Stranger: you know what i hate?

You: lions?

Stranger: the guys who don't split car repair costs with you after you save them from lions

Stranger: yeah, and lions too

You: what? there are guys that refuse?

Stranger: yeah!

Stranger: total dicks

Stranger: i normally drive back then throw them out of the car

You: man, i would totally throw their asses to the lions

You: hell yeah"

You: !

Stranger: life insurance covers my car repairs

Stranger: and there's one less douche in the world

Stranger: EVERYONE WINS

You: yay!

You: even the lions win

Stranger: brilliant!

Stranger: i hadn't even thought of that

You: damn, wed make a great team of 'guys that refuses to split car repair costs after saving them'-slayers

Stranger: i hear there's a high demand for those nowadays

You: lets team up

You: you know a good name for us?

Stranger: uhh...

You: we need a cool team name and a catchy phrase so people will hire us

Stranger: happy happy fun time drivers

Stranger: nobody would expect them to feed you to a lion

You: whoa! thats great!

You: oh shit, i just got a call

You: i need to feed a motherfucker to the lions, he refused to split the costs the douchebag

Stranger: sounds like he needs to be v&

Stranger: i'm in

You: cool

You: meet me beside the tree in 5

Stranger: done

You: i just have to get my gear

Stranger: it will be awesome

Stranger: don't forget to pack some lion repellant

Stranger: don't wanna get eaten yourself

You: its all taken care off

Stranger: awesome

You: will you bring the douchesniffer?

You: i seem to have misplaced mine

Stranger: humm... let me check my closet

You: quick

Stranger: there it is

You: good

Stranger: right by my gaydar

You: bring that aswell, never know if we might need it

Stranger: feeding gays to the lions too eh?

You: sounds reasonable if they try to attack us

You: but hey

You: the douche is escaping

You: we'd better be off

Stranger: i agree!

You: the tree, meet me there

You: see ya

Stranger: indeed

You have disconnected.

[Xazzi]

You: I'm a guy btw. So if your looking for horny girls - You should end this alredy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[-Razz-]

You: I'm a guy btw. So if your looking for horny girls - You should end this alredy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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win!

[Martin-123]

Tråkiga folk ju.

Stranger: m 38 looking 4 girl

You: Im no girl.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Fiskaren]

Haha ofta. Satt med 2 Omegleflikar uppe och märkte precis att jag pratade med samma person i båda. Hur stor är chansen liksom..

[Miike]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi bitch

Stranger: don't call me that.

You: sorry

You: please accept my deepest apologies

Stranger: why would you call me that?

Stranger: you don't even know me.

You: i am so sorry

Stranger: what's your name?

You: i though american women liked being called that

Stranger: well, they don't.

Stranger: are you not from america?

You: no

You: i am from japan

Stranger: cool

You: where are you from?

Stranger: america.

You: and please, i am really sorry for calling you the bad Håller med till 100%!, my friend told me he had a new hiphop album and the men talk to woman that way so i am very sorry

Stranger: it's okay, guys call women that all the time but women don't like it.

Stranger: it's a putdown.

You: that is very disrespectful

Stranger: yes, it is.

You: many people think that asians have small penis, but that is not always true

You: like me, i have a 3 inch cock

You: meaty and juicy

Stranger: uhm, i dont want to know that.

Stranger: and 3 inches is VERY small.

You: i am so sorry

Stranger: yeah, you're a freak. goodbye.

Så hemsk var jag väl ändå inte?

[Troxie]

Så hemsk var jag väl ändå inte?

Näe. Mest sorglig : <