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Från skaparna av den kritikerrosade Vuxenlivet del 1 - Minecraft, som bland annat blev belönad med: Det där var bland det fånigaste, fjantigaste och mest omogna jag sett!-priset av Xcritic-tidningen. Kommer nu Vuxenlivet del 2 - Mariobowling.

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"The Jazz Discharge Party Hats"

Once upon a time

It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico

There were these girls that worked at the college

They were really cool . . .

(They thought so anyway)

They would be delighted to tell you

how suave they were At the drop of a hat

There was three of 'em:

One of them thought she was a

Beauty Queen . . .

The other one was a Walking Blow-Job

And then there was this skinny girl . . .

Oh well . . .

Some of the guys in the band got together

With the girls from the college

They were having a good time . . .

(We were in Albuquerque for a couple of days)

But these girls thought they were Hot Shit

'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band

On the first day, so ...

A couple of the guys in the band

Who were desperate for THAT KIND OF ACTION

Kept workin' on 'em for two days

(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway . . . )

So, anyway . . .

But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey?

Send those pants up here!

Here's some more!

Okay, good-good!

Traditional cotton ... oh, how sweet!

Umf. . . huh-huh-huh-huhhh . . .

HERE! Work these!

Anyway . . .

We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico . . .

A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless

Because their girlfriends might find out

Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls

From the college

So, one night ... it was the first night

When they were still trying to 'get it in there'

(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh . . .)

The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band

She says, well, to several of the guys in the band

And one of the T-shirt guys too . . .

"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"

At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel

That's right, you heard right,

Two o'clock in the morning, pool at the hotel . . .

It was so fun . . .

But the water was very, very cold!

So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny

'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes

Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool

And she says, "HEY GUYS! COME ON IN!"

Well, one of them did ...

The other one was too smart for that shit

So him and the T-shirt guy sat by the edge of the pool

And when the girl who was really skinny

(And insensitive to climatic changes)

Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool

She threw her pants over there by the little table

Well, one of the guys from the band picked up her panties

(He told me later the stuff in the bottom

Was like punching an eclair . . .)

Anyhow . . . there was nothing else to do ...

It was Albuquerque, New Mexico

It's two o'clock in the morning . . .

They're not going to get any nooky anyway . . .

So this one guy and the T-shirt guy

Started sniffing the girl's panties . . .

They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue . . .

Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these

Delightful little morsels

(Some of you might think this is weird. . .

No wonder.

It's not exactly normal, but

What the fuck?)

So, they're snorting it ...

(Hey! It's the twentieth century . . .

Whatever you can do to have a good time, let's get on with it,

So long as it doesn't cause a murder . . .)

So they're snorting the pants

'N' then they put them on their heads . . .

They were having a good time . . .

The girl was in the water . . . she didn't even see

What was going on with her underpants . . .

They were wearing the pants

It looked just like a tiny little party hat . . .

Their ears were sticking out the side ...

it was so fun

Later on they discovered,

This would make a great way of life for them...

They would go from town to town looking for panties

They would take the panties after they were hung up

On the clothes line

Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room

They would play with them...

They would fetish the underpants...

They would snort every little morsel attached

To The underpants... and then... they would feel that

They were FULFILLED

And so you can see

That what we're doing here on stage

Is part of a Great American Tradition

The tradition of the

JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS

:D :D :D

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