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My next door neighbour confronted me at my front door this morning in her underwear.

She wanted to know why I was wearing it.

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I can't stand that Stephen Hawking........... I just don't like his type.

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I was lying on the ground looking up at the stars, when suddenly one of them said to me "Get off the fucking red carpet and stop looking up my dress!"

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I was in London today and jumped into a black cab. I said, "Waterloo, mate."

He said, "The station?"

"Well, I'm a bit late for the war".

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