Wu Zi Mu Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 De 50 mest googlade kvinnorna i världen. LOL på 7 plats! http://coedmagazine.com/2010/04/15/the-50-...ding-to-google/ Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Maimstream Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 De 50 mest googlade kvinnorna i världen. LOL på 7 plats! http://coedmagazine.com/2010/04/15/the-50-...ding-to-google/HA-HAAAH! Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
AngryAxel Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Hah, snygg metaforisk avslutning - "The chicks'll come running" Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
GiZmo Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 De 50 mest googlade kvinnorna i världen. LOL på 7 plats! http://coedmagazine.com/2010/04/15/the-50-...ding-to-google/ Roligast är det att läsa kommentarerna där alla fans bölar Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Green_Goblin Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 De 50 mest googlade kvinnorna i världen. LOL på 7 plats! http://coedmagazine.com/2010/04/15/the-50-...ding-to-google/ FUCK YOU HATERS Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Renard Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny to answer. He replies, "There are none left - they all fly away with the first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress? Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Jacker Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 https://regtransfers-sth-se.diino.com/download/zrixxx/Bilder/Fun/freeman_god.jpg Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Wu Zi Mu Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 2 augusti, 2010 Synd att inte den här reklamen visas längre. Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Renard Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 Morgan Freeman Bäst Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Clemenza Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 Hittade denna på nätet, tänkte jag kunde dela med mig. http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/8624/melgibsondanny.jpg Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Wu Zi Mu Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 3 augusti, 2010 http://www.vf.se/nyheter/hammaro/kvinna-i-...lls-med-paraply Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Xersize Skrivet 4 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 4 augusti, 2010 Han är grym med sina utmaningar! Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Siana Skrivet 5 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 5 augusti, 2010 Så går det när man divar sig! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boT54cMvnok Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
AngryAxel Skrivet 5 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 5 augusti, 2010 Sjukt rolig återberättelse av låten 'Recap', med Warren G och Nate Dogg. Spotify-länk, lyssna samtidigt som du läser texten. Sedan läser du 'Synopsis' på låtens Wikipediasida. Det gör mig så glad inombords när jag tänker på att folk lägger ner tid på att skriva ihop sånt här. Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
JSHC Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 OBS! Skrikande nörd, sänk ljudet! Kan, inte, sluta, skratta. Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Siana Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 OBS! Skrikande nörd, sänk ljudet! Kan, inte, sluta, skratta. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc1EycCtKrE Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Kebab Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 6 augusti, 2010 Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Vice. Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 Gahahah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
Renard Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 Gahahah http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307jRiE6t5I Hahaha! Awesome Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
chucky.swe Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 Rapportera Share Skrivet 7 augusti, 2010 WARNING!!! Date: 2004-07-01, 2:15PM PDT Don't Shave That Hair!!! I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea. I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over. Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony. Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR! Wall of EPIC text, så värd att läsa.. Finns i sin rätta form här; http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html Citera Länk till kommentar Dela på andra sidor More sharing options...
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