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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…

but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”

but the girl said, “NO.”

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…

so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up

the money very fast… he won’t even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…She said, “The bastard used quarters!”

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…

but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”

but the girl said, “NO.”

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…

so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up

the money very fast… he won’t even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…She said, “The bastard used quarters!”

Hahaha! Det där sista fick mig faktiskt att skratta ut högt.

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Påminner lite lätt om dadaismen, don't you think? :lol:

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…

but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”

but the girl said, “NO.”

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…

so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up

the money very fast… he won’t even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…She said, “The bastard used quarters!”

Smart! :lol:

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Förvånad att Vicke inte har postat denna än :angry:

smått rasistiskt? japp :angry:

Grejjen är ju den att det bara är internhumor. Vi är ju inte seriösa alls och skulle för många folk börja känna till serien och tro att vi menar någonting med den så skulle ju folk kunna ta illa utav det.

Tror inte att någon annan egentligen mer än vi tycker att det är roligt. Det är därför jag inte postat skiten här. ^^

Och om du väl ska posta så kan det ju vara bra att posta episod 1 först, och sedan episod 2 osv...

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