Humortråden!

[Grumpy]

på oioioi's lucka idag:

Känns rätt gammalt..

[Renard]

Snubblade över den här bilden på ett annat forum.

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Haha! Klockrent

[Skotten_31]

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Har inte Vice postat den där förrut? Kanske inte han men någon var det iaf

jo här var den : Post #7062

Redigerad 14 december, 2008 av Skotten_31

[Kebab]

Whoops.. Move along people..

Redigerad 14 december, 2008 av Kebab

[Plaisir]

Har inte Vice postat den där förrut? Kanske inte han men någon var det iaf

jo här var den : Post #7062

Och jag är ganska säker på att jag quotade in den i den här eller den gamla tråden

[Alle090]

Haha, "/ignore" från gubben

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[RavenE]

http://break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html

[KIDDAN]

http://break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html

Tycker nästan synd om bärgar killen.

Men det var kul att titta på

[Joe Dirt]

http://break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html

[Lajnux]

Jag hittade en långhårig kicken på internet! Hahahahaha!

[StellHell]

Jag hittade en långhårig kicken på internet! Hahahahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[emo]

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO GT?

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO GT?

[Ace]

http://www.break.com/index/jigsaws-hilario...-surprise1.html

[Karatemorfar]

Lång text, copy pastad 2 gånger till och med.

HAHAHAHAH

Quote från nått forum eller?

Hoppas att det där är sant.

[MyStiC]

Jag hittade en långhårig kicken på internet! Hahahahaha!

hahahahahahaha

[Curly]

Unga lussade hos pedofiler

Sverige 15 dec 13:50

Sju flickor mellan 15 och 17 år lussade i fredags för intagna på Skogomeanstalten i Göteborg. Fängelset är specialiserat på att ta emot sexualbrottslingar och anställda är mycket kritiska till att ungdomar ska genomföra luciatåg för de intagna.

- Jag tycker det är väldigt märkligt att barn ska uppträda för dessa karlar, en av dem är dömd för att ha förgripit sig på sin dotter mer än tusen gånger, säger en anställd till Aftonbladet.

- När de gått så började de säga saker som "vad söta och fina de var", "en sån skulle man ha" och "vad välutvecklade de var", jag blev så upprörd att jag var tvungen att gå därifrån, säger en annan källa till tidningen.

Kriminalvårdens informationschef Anne Marie Dahlgren säger till Aftonbladet att hon inte ser några problem med lussandet.

- Även de intagna måste få uppleva något utöver vardagen, säger hon.

Det övriga innehållet var väl lite småsjukt (och därmed roligt), men den sista meningen!

[Vice.]

http://www.break.com/index/jigsaws-hilario...-surprise1.html

Den var sk*ttråkig...

[Plaisir]

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[Martin-123]

[youtube-old]iCZajCrqaSQ[/youtube-old]

Hahaha!

[Henkibojj]