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Hehe, chattade med tomten lite.

Santa Claus säger:

Master, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.

sagan om konungens årsinkomst säger:

yes spank me

Santa Claus säger:

Ah.

sagan om konungens årsinkomst säger:

ah

Santa Claus säger:

Ah yes.

sagan om konungens årsinkomst säger:

Oh baby

Santa Claus säger:

Woo baby!

Haha, tomten leker bondage med mig.

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So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist. They're all in jail. Suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!" Everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!" Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!" Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!" So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!" Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!" And then, the masochist says "Miau."

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So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist. They're all in jail. Suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!" Everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!" Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!" Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!" So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!" Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!" And then, the masochist says "Miau."

Bash.org?

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So we a have a masochist, a sadist, a zoophilic, a necrophile, a coprophilic and a fetichist. They're all in jail. Suddenly, the zoophilic says "Hey guys, lets fucking rape a cat!" Everybody is like "FUCK YES!", but suddenly, the coprophilic says "After we fuck it, we shit on it!" Everybody applauds. And the necrophile then says "Then, we kill it. And after that, WE FUCK IT!" Everybody is orgasmed. The sadist then says "Before we kill it, lets fucking torture it!" So the fetichist is like "And then, we dildo rape it!" Everybody is like "YEAH MAN LETS DO IT!" And then, the masochist says "Miau."

Den där var grymt bra :unsure:!

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