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Hahaha! Jag som trodde det var ett par trosor. Shit, måste sluta kolla porr alltså. Titta här förresten: haha kan knappt vänta på att han ska bli utröstad. Vad sa du

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Vi har tröttnat på dina susbstanslösa one-liners för länge sedan. Det räcker nu.

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Videon är kass men låten är sjukligt kul!

Tom Lehrer - Who's Next

First we got the bomb, and that was good

'Cause we love peace and motherhood

Then Russia got the bomb, but that's okay

'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way

Who's next

France got the bomb, but don't you grieve

'Cause they're on our side, I believe

China got the bomb, but have no fears

They can't wipe us out for at least five years

Who's next

Then Indonesia claimed that they

Were gonna get one any day

South Africa wants two, that's right

One for the black and one for the white

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Egypt's gonna get one too

Just to use on you know who

So Israel's getting tense

Wants one in self defense

"The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm

But just in case, we better get a bomb

Who's next

Luxembourg is next to go

And, who knows, maybe Monaco

We'll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb

Who's next, who's next, who's next, who's next

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Aftonbladet does it again!

Alltså, jag mår illa. Vem FAAAAN bryr sig om att Tom Cruise och hans fru sover i skilda rum?! Min mor&far sover också i skilda rum, ska jag skicka in en jävla insändare till AB där jag förklarar att pappa kliver upp tidigare än morsan därför att han far till jobbet vid 05:30? VAH?!

Hmm.. Idioter läser det? Aftonbladet är skit, sluta läs skiten bara.

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[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:53):

who's this?

Johannesucksass. säger (22:55):

My name is Johanneous, I just got a mail from this adress that said "Porn explicit" and I thought; "Hey, what the fuck, I might add, can't be bad if it's porn from a Hotmail, right?" so I added you to see if it even was a human behind that adress.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:55):

what, from my address?

Johannesucksass. säger (22:56):

Yes, from your adress. It was some lesbian shit, I dunno. I didn't click the links, but it went to this site:

www.XxX.com

And said "Free porn movies!" with big red text, so I thought that it was just some scam and threw it away after adding you.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:57):

wtf

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:57):

and it was from what address? XxX@gmail.com?

Johannesucksass. säger (22:58):

Yes. Yes it was.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:59):

Ok, thanks

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (22:59):

I don't know how the fuck I've managed that, but I'll change my address now..

Johannesucksass. säger (22:59):

That sounds like a good idea.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:01):

you couldnt show me the email that you recieved?

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:01):

like a screenshot or something

Johannesucksass. säger (23:02):

I'm sorry, but I threw it away, but I can look after if I got some other from your adress.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:03):

hang on

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:03):

if you recieved an e-mail from my address

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:03):

why isnt it in my outbox?

Johannesucksass. säger (23:05):

Maybe some guy used some sort of log eraser to erase it, while, apparently, hacking your account to use it for the purpose to send erotic mails to innocent people.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:06):

possibly.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:06):

bleh, I'll just go set up another account then

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:07):

my computer DID have spyware on it a few days back

Johannesucksass. säger (23:07):

I think I found something now, if you just hang on I will printscreen it, my computer is VERY slow with paint, and I yet don't have Photoshop.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:08):

yeah, sure

Johannesucksass. säger (23:10):

I haven't checked the link, though (As I'm soon finished with the clipboardthingything with paint), so I am not sure of where it leads.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:11):

ok

Johannesucksass. säger (23:15):

The fucking strange thing is that I apparently have gotten a copy of the mail, as a hidden recipient.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:16):

ok, im just gonna accept my accounts been hacked (probably a keylogger) and make a new one.

Johannesucksass. skickar:

Johannesucksass. säger (23:17):

Here that is, if you want to check it out.

Överföringen av mailform.JPG är färdig.

Johannesucksass. säger (23:17):

Sorry for the crappy quality.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:18):

sorry, could you send that again?

Johannesucksass. skickar:

Överföringen av mailform.JPG är färdig.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:19):

from samantha?

Johannesucksass. säger (23:20):

That is what the subject says.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:20):

oh well

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:20):

once again, thanks for alerting me to this

Johannesucksass. säger (23:21):

No problem, I'm just glad I could help an innocent person from being marked as a pervert.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:21):

yeah

Johannesucksass. säger (23:23):

So, you're just gonna get a new account? Or do you want me to report anymore to the police or the staff of Hotmail? I probably could send pictures of more mails if I find any to Hotmail, and let them investigate in the case.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:23):

We could do both

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:24):

I dont want this account anymore

Johannesucksass. säger (23:25):

Okej. I will, though, send a notice to this email if I will get any notifications form the staff of Hotmail if they can trace the IP from which the mail got sent from, and I will include all the mails I can find from this adress in the mail I will send them.

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:25):

thanks, thats great

Johannesucksass. säger (23:27):

Well, then, I am going for now, but I might get in touch with you later on, and if not, I wish you good luck with keeping the spyware away and such!

[James McP] lawl, how great am I *strokes bass* säger (23:27):

yeah, thanks! I'll add you to my new address

Johannesucksass. säger (23:28):

I appreciate that. Ta-ta!

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