Humortråden!

[VickeX]

Hon mimar ju bara lixom.

Den*.

Jag vet inte varför jag postade det där.

[Weener]

GTAsajten Classics

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Spöket på Weeners rum

Härliga underbara minnen

[skribb]

http://www.surfbirds.com/blog/uploads/o/oskila/5498.jpg

[Kebab]

http://www.thehoff.org/showhoff/199/

http://www.thehoff.org/showhoff/42/

HAHA!

[Sniper]

http://www.thehoff.org/showhoff/199/

http://www.thehoff.org/showhoff/42/

HAHA!

Hahahaha!

[spajdermän]

Yeah Toast!

Sorry om den redan varit uppe...

[Renard]

Eller varför inte

"- Pierre, har du gjort det nån gång, a du vet vad jag menar

- Nä det har jag inte

- Vågar du inte, ditt as?"

. Jag skrattade åt det där med! Och Pierres stön efteråt "Ahh!" Haha! Bäst!

http://www.photocasket.com/funny/6543216084765.png

Så rätt!

[Maimstream]

Stephen Lynch - Priest

B) :wub: :lol: :D

Och jag totalt skiter i om ni har sett den förut.

[JSHC]

Vet inte om den vart uppe men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCAc4fGdFs

Sean banan

[Jacker]

Nigga Please...

Denna reklam fick sändas på TV - tro det eller ej!

Redigerad 19 augusti, 2007 av Jacker

[Bubbli]

Vet inte om den vart uppe men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHCAc4fGdFs

Sean banan

Sista frågan skulle varit "hur hög är du nu?"

[Kebab]

The laws that all men must obey

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss's car.

(d) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man While lifting weights:

a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting In line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

29: We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

[Weener]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2cSqFNUFIk...ted&search=

Sjukt kul! Jim Carrey, lika störd som vanligt

Älskar den mannen

[skribb]

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!

[yo.yo]

Americans are NOT stupid

Känns väldigt klippt.

[P-C]

The laws that all men must obey

Hoho, fan vad bra. Dumma är att man känner igen sig bland vissa av dessa sociala regler.

[Tweak]

The laws that all men must obey

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

[Sniper]

The laws that all men must obey

24:The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

Påminner mig lite om den där scenen i Euro Trip när dem där två syskonen hånglar med varandra efter att ha druckit absinth (?)

Ädit: Tillför lite text åt Mainstream

Redigerad 19 augusti, 2007 av Sniper

[Maimstream]

I detta läget hade det varit underbart att quota Babben och posta en post utan något innehåll för att visa hur meningslöst det är med "smiley"-post, men nu är det lika mycket spam som den här posten och ingen skulle fatta vad jag skulle vilja uppmärksamma, så jag säger det här istället.

[Tweak]

I detta läget hade det varit underbart att quota Babben och posta en post utan något innehåll för att visa hur meningslöst det är med "smiley"-post, men nu är det lika mycket spam som den här posten och ingen skulle fatta vad jag skulle vilja uppmärksamma, så jag säger det här istället.

Jag framhöll hur rolig just den delen av reglerna var.