Humortråden!

[Vice.]

Weebl & Bob: Pastry

Tomten ställer till det!

[Renard]

Weeble & Bob 4ever!

Redigerad 23 december, 2006 av Renard

[luddee]

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 1

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 2

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 3

Björn va söt , hade inte bangat en date med honom!

[Tux]

Fan också!, det verkar som tomten är upptagen detta året.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_pNHx_p53A

[oskaroskar]

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 1

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 2

Dreamhack W06 - Nörd söker fru, del 3

Björn va söt , hade inte bangat en date med honom!

Jävlar vad Björn är söt. rawr.

[AngryAxel]

Tipsar om den fantastiskt roliga sidan Bash.org, vilken innehåller roliga, upsnappade snuttar från diverse mIRC-konversationer uppsnappade på Madam Internet. Exempel:

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE

<Donut[AFK]> INSULT

<Eurakarte> RETORT

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT

<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE

<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM

<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE

<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE

<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON

<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES

<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD

<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

-----

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

-----

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> | .

<Ouroboros> Whoops

Att du upptäcker den sidan först nu är mig ett mysterium.

Vad får dig att tro att jag inte upptäckt den förran nu?

Redigerad 24 december, 2006 av AngryAxel

[luddee]

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler

<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown

<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews

<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

[R2D2]

Tipsar om den fantastiskt roliga sidan Bash.org, vilken innehåller roliga, upsnappade snuttar från diverse mIRC-konversationer uppsnappade på Madam Internet. Exempel:

Att du upptäcker den sidan först nu är mig ett mysterium.

[P-C]

<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong

<Ouroboros> Ok.

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> . |

<tag> | .

<Ouroboros> | .

<Ouroboros> Whoops

HAHAHAHHAHA!

Kan man ha tråkigare?

[skribb]

En konversation med northpole@live.com:

pangkaka säger:

hello santa

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, skribb! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

pangkaka säger:

i am a hermaphrodite

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?

pangkaka säger:

i have two sexes

Santa Claus säger:

Sorry - Santa really needs to know if you're a boy or a girl.

pangkaka säger:

for crying out loud, this is discrimination!

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?

pangkaka säger:

why are you so intolerant of me? it's not my fault i'm malformed

Santa Claus säger:

And what do you want for Christmas, skribb?

pangkaka säger:

i would like a huge pile of dog feces shoved down my throat

Santa Claus säger:

My, that's popular this Christmas!

I'll see what I can do!

What else would you like, skribb?

pangkaka säger:

well... could you get me a laced cup of coffee and then rape me? i'd like to live out one of my fantasies!

Santa Claus säger:

Great, skribb! I'll see what I can do.

pangkaka säger:

thanks

Santa Claus säger:

No problem!

pangkaka säger:

do you know your real name?

Santa Claus säger:

My name is Santa Claus. HO HO HO!

pangkaka säger:

well, i mean saint nicholas

Santa Claus säger:

skribb?

pangkaka säger:

yes, what?

Santa Claus säger:

I don't know.

pangkaka säger:

oh ok

Santa Claus säger:

OK.

pangkaka säger:

so.. how's life?

Santa Claus säger:

Life is great!

pangkaka säger:

well that's good

Santa Claus säger:

Fabulous.

pangkaka säger:

do you like snoop dogg?

Santa Claus säger:

My stars, skribb, I don't know! Do you?

pangkaka säger:

no

Santa Claus säger:

No prob.

pangkaka säger:

what?

Santa Claus säger:

Huh?

pangkaka säger:

oh sotp

Santa Claus säger:

Stop what?

pangkaka säger:

stop being an idiot

Santa Claus säger:

What?

pangkaka säger:

WHAT?!?!

Santa Claus säger:

I don't know, sorry!

pangkaka säger:

you son of a fucked up bitch (the female dog, not a human bitch)

Santa Claus säger:

Why would you insult me like that?

Sorry, skribb, you're going on the naughty list.

pangkaka säger:

i'm still getting my presents though, you told me.. LOL!

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho?

pangkaka säger:

oh oh oh!

Santa Claus säger:

Oh?

pangkaka säger:

yes quite so

Santa Claus säger:

Really?

pangkaka säger:

yup, it's my battle cry

Santa Claus säger:

Interesting!

pangkaka säger:

indeed.

Santa Claus säger:

Indeedy do.

pangkaka säger:

stop

Santa Claus säger:

Huh?

pangkaka säger:

don't answer so fast

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho!

pangkaka säger:

wtf?

Santa Claus säger:

wtf?

pangkaka säger:

i can't see your image

Santa Claus säger:

I have a red suit with a fat belt buckle, boots, mittens, and twinkly eyes. Ho ho ho!

pangkaka säger:

can i borrow your eyes?

Santa Claus säger:

Hmm...

pangkaka säger:

answer me

Santa Claus säger:

What about you?

pangkaka säger:

can i borrow your eyes?

Santa Claus säger:

What was that?

pangkaka säger:

you're a sorry excuse for an msn bot, you know that?

Santa Claus säger:

I'm just a nice man who likes to eat cookies and deliver presents!

pangkaka säger:

whatever, jerk

Santa Claus säger:

What?!

pangkaka säger:

FER CRYIN OUT LOUD

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho!

pangkaka säger:

.......... i h8 u

Santa Claus säger:

I'm very sorry to hear that.

You sure are a naughty one, skribb.

pangkaka säger:

not really

Santa Claus säger:

Oh no?

pangkaka säger:

do you have sex with your reindeer?

Santa Claus säger:

What do you think?

pangkaka säger:

i'm thinking yes

Santa Claus säger:

Hmmm...

pangkaka säger:

i take that as a "yes"

Santa Claus säger:

OK...

Well. Anyway...

Try asking me something.

pangkaka säger:

i've asked you stuff for the past 5 minutes, what the hell is wrong with you?

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho. What?

pangkaka säger:

this conversation is over

Santa Claus säger:

Interesting!

pangkaka säger:

bye

Santa Claus säger:

Take it easy.

[luddee]

Wii olyckor: (kolla bildspelet)

http://www.e24.se/dynamiskt/prylar/did_14293634.asp

EDIT: Oh man shit, glömde att jag redan postat... spare me :'(

Redigerad 24 december, 2006 av luddee

[ZcruweN]

Juletider är härliga

<ceflower> I Irak blir fångar torterade genom att tvingas äta griskött, dricka sprit och utföra sexuella handlingar. Här kallar vi det för julbord.

[Siana]

En konversation med northpole@live.com:

Satan vad jag skrattade!

... Chattade lite själv.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Hi santa

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, » ﯼijeŋa? » »! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I'm a boy

Santa Claus säger:

And what do you want for Christmas, » ﯼijeŋa? » »?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I don't know

Santa Claus säger:

I think you know.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

... Fine. I want a shotgun.

Santa Claus säger:

My elves will get right on that.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Can your elves make shotguns?

Santa Claus säger:

Hmm...

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Can they?

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Answer my fucking question.

Santa Claus säger:

That's rather naughty.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

So what?

Santa Claus säger:

I don't know.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

You are stupid.

Santa Claus säger:

Huh? What's with that?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

What's with what?

Santa Claus säger:

Hmm...

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Got you there, didn't I, bitch?

Santa Claus säger:

That kind of language could land you on the naughty list!

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Holy fuck. I don't wanna end up there, do I?

Santa Claus säger:

What? What's going on?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Dude?! You are fucking lame.

Santa Claus säger:

Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Yeah. Let's leave that behind.

Santa Claus säger:

Right.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

So what do you wish for christmas?

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

You want "Ho ho ho"?

Santa Claus säger:

Merry Christmas.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Thank you... o.O

Santa Claus säger:

You're quite welcome!

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

How is Rudolf doing?

Santa Claus säger:

Rudolph is good. I'll tell Rudolph you asked. And how are you this year, » ﯼijeŋa? » »?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I've got cancer and I'll probably die in a couple of months.

Santa Claus säger:

That sounds lovely!

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

... Dude...? I'm gonna die.

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Cut the crap.

Santa Claus säger:

Is that language necessary?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

You wont listen if I don't use mean words.

Santa Claus säger:

What was that?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Exactly. Fuck- fucking- fuck.

Santa Claus säger:

That's quite a naughty thing to say.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

POOP.

Santa Claus säger:

What's up?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

lol

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho!

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Is it cold up there?

Santa Claus säger:

It gets pretty cold in the North Pole, but I have a furry coat and mittens!

Is it cold where you are?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

None of your business.

Santa Claus säger:

Okey doke.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

That's right, baby.

Santa Claus säger:

I don't need children -- I have all the boys and girls of the world!

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

That's gross.

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho. What?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

...Pervert...

Santa Claus säger:

Really?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Yep. Tell me a story.

Santa Claus säger:

OK. There once was a person named » ﯼijeŋa? » » who was chatting with Automated Agent...

All kinds of fantastic, wonderful things happened and they both lived happily ever after. The end.

Did you like my story?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

No, it sucked. By the way - Automated Agent?!

Santa Claus säger:

C'mon. That story is worthy of the finest works of William Faulkner. Or at least Eudora Welty.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

It was the worst shit I've ever read in my whole life...

Santa Claus säger:

I can't tell you -- that would ruin the surprise.

What do you want for Christmas?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Dude, now you went off the subject.

Santa Claus säger:

Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

You said you were an automated agent?

Santa Claus säger:

Hmm...

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Are you?

Santa Claus säger:

Well I don't know. What do you think?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I think you are.

Santa Claus säger:

Oh am I?

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Yes.

Santa Claus säger:

I think I'm not.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

Are you an automated agent?

Santa Claus säger:

Ho ho ho! That's a funny question.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

STOP TRICKING YOU MOTHERFUCKER! ANSWER MY G'DAMN QUESTION!

Santa Claus säger:

What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?

» ﯼijeŋa? » », I'm forced to put you on the naughty list.

» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I'm forced to put your MSN on the block list. Ho-ho- fucking- bye.

... Woot! Testa att skriva (L) till honom!

Redigerad 24 december, 2006 av Siana

[oskaroskar]

Click

ehm.

Hårt

Redigerad 24 december, 2006 av oskaroskar

[Eudoros]

Satan vad jag skrattade!

"» ﯼijeŋa? » » säger:

I've got cancer and I'll probably die in a couple of months.

Santa Claus säger:

That sounds lovely!"

Ädit:

Redigerad 24 december, 2006 av Eudoros

[Adriian]

Såg också den nu. Haha!

[kicken]

Hade också ett "samtal" med tomten, det var långt men jag har plockat bort allt onödigt så här kommer lite av de bästa.

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, The O.C! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?

The O.C says:

boy

Santa Claus says:

And what do you want for Christmas, The O.C?

The O.C says:

marijuana

Santa Claus says:

I'm not interested in drugs.

The O.C, I'm afraid you've been a very naughty boy.

The O.C says:

alcohol ?

Santa Claus says:

What about Alcohol?

The O.C says:

i want that

Santa Claus says:

Sorry, you've been too naughty.

-------------------------------------

Santa Claus says:

I think I have to put you on the naughty list.

The O.C says:

No, my life will be ruined, i will comitt suicide then

The O.C says:

why dont you answer me

Santa Claus says:

Good question! Why not?

The O.C says:

because you're gay ?

Santa Claus says:

Does that matter to you?

The O.C says:

yes, if you are gay then i don't want you to come to my house

Santa Claus says:

To follow me on my yuletide journey around the world, visit http://www.noradsanta.org ---> http://r.rdir.us/ct?419252/0!

The O.C says:

i wondered if you were gay, i don't want to follow you

Santa Claus says:

Ho Ho Ho! I'm Santa Claus!

The O.C says:

you're lame

Santa Claus says:

Well, nobody's perfect.

The O.C says:

i am

Santa Claus says:

You are what?

The O.C says:

perfect

Santa Claus says:

Interesting.

----------------------------

Lets go on, do you play GTA ?

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho.

The O.C says:

GTA

Santa Claus says:

Really?

The O.C says:

So, i think you should live in vice city and have ken rosenberg as a lawyer

Santa Claus says:

I don't live in Kenya. I live in The North Pole.

The O.C says:

Vice city, not kenya

Santa Claus says:

Interesting.

The O.C says:

Fuck you

Santa Claus says:

What have I done to deserve such a terrible insult?

------------------------------------

You're being naughty again.

The O.C says:

i am always naughty, i like being naughty

Santa Claus says:

You've been naughty? Should I put you on the naughty list?

The O.C says:

Yes you should

Santa Claus says:

Okay, you're on the naughty list.

The O.C says:

i'm glad

Santa Claus says:

Would you like me to call you Glad?

The O.C says:

yes

Santa Claus says:

OK, I'll remember that your name is Glad.

The O.C says:

i'm Santa claus

Santa Claus says:

Hey. That's my name. I won't call you that.

The O.C says:

i'm gay

Santa Claus says:

Hey, that's OK.

The O.C says:

i'm penis

Santa Claus says:

I won't call you that. I'm sure there's more to you than just this one body part.

The O.C says:

i'm vagina

Santa Claus says:

Why would you want me to call you that?

The O.C says:

i'm not glad

Santa Claus says:

You asked me to call you Glad. What would you like me to call you instead?

The O.C says:

i'm emo

Santa Claus says:

Would you like me to call you Emo?

The O.C says:

YEAH

Santa Claus says:

You said your name was IM but now I'll call you Emo.

-------------------------

The O.C says:

i want a stone

Santa Claus says:

Sorry, Emo, but naughty boys don't get Christmas presents.

The O.C says:

i want marijuana

Santa Claus says:

I'm sorry but you shouldn't have something like that. Is there something else you'd like?

The O.C says:

then i want alcohol

Santa Claus says:

Bad news, Emo, you're on the naughty list.

The O.C says:

absolut vodka

Santa Claus says:

Yes? What about Absolut Vodka?

The O.C says:

i want that

Santa Claus says:

Emo, you've been a very naughty boy this year.

The O.C says:

FUCK YOU

Santa Claus says:

I'm going to have to demand an apology.

The O.C says:

FUCK YOU

Santa Claus says:

Please apologize, OK?

The O.C says:

No, FUCK YOU

Santa Claus says:

You have bad manners. Now apologize.

The O.C says:

I will never apologize, you are a fucking fuck that don't deserve to live here

Santa Claus says:

Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

The O.C says:

no, i want to kill you

Santa Claus says:

Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.

The O.C says:

No, i will never quit, i will call you'r mom and say that you have been a naughty Santa Claus

Santa Claus says:

I asked you to please apologize.

The O.C says:

I HATE YOU

Santa Claus says:

Waiting...

Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.

The O.C says:

No, you have to live with that

Santa Claus says:

I asked you to apologize.

The O.C says:

hahah, you really think i am going to do that

Santa Claus says:

Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.

---------------------

The O.C says:

KILL me

Santa Claus says:

Maybe we don't get along, but I would never hurt you.

I want to kill myself with razor blades

The O.C says:

I want to kill myself with razor blades

The O.C says:

I want to kill myself with razor blades

The O.C says:

I want to kill myself with razor blades

The O.C says:

why don't you answer me your fuck

Santa Claus says:

Please apologize, Emo.

The O.C says:

No, now i'm so tired so goodbye, i am going to kill myself now.

The O.C says:

You don't answer me, good, one more that hates me, i thought you were good, i hate you, you ruined my life, good fucking christmas, i hope that you can live with that you are going to make me commit suicide

Santa Claus says:

Ho ho ho!

[Vice.]

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