Humortråden!

[Jacker]

Retards + punkband + julfest = humor

Killen på kryckor som "laggar" är min idol.

[Troxie]

Retards + punkband + julfest = humor

Killen på kryckor som "laggar" är min idol.

Lite off här men, din signature gör mig galen. Försökt krossa krypet minst 5 gånger då jag varit trött :<

[Kebab]

Lite off här men, din signature gör mig galen. Försökt krossa krypet minst 5 gånger då jag varit trött :<

Haha, det måste vara minst 25:e gången någon klagar på den där..

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http://www.gtasajten.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=42913

Troxies kommentar var ju bara för klockren

Klurig fråga imo

Jag är nog lite trött.

[Renard]

Nån som såg Jay Leno med Chris Tucker igår? Vet inte varför men när Tucker sa "He was gonna introduce me to the president of the United States so he said: "Im gonna introduce you to the president of the United States"" så började jag vrålskratta. Jag visste inte att han var så bra på att immitera. Rush Hour 3 verka bra btw. Gillar både ettan och tvåan.

[kicken]

Sam lagar mat

Hahahahaha

Mycket sevärd. Vice. hade lagt upp en video med samma karaktärer för någon månad sen, men denna är ny antar jag.

Edit: Länken strular, håller på att fixa

Gå in

HÄR och välja "Sam lagar mat i högra menyn".

Redigerad 8 augusti, 2007 av kicken

[Sniper]

Fred The Beard

Kanske gammal, men rolig är den!

[Kebab]

Sam lagar mat

Hahahahaha

Mycket sevärd. Vice. hade lagt upp en video med samma karaktärer för någon månad sen, men denna är ny antar jag.

Edit: Länken strular, håller på att fixa

Gå in

HÄR och välja "Sam lagar mat i högra menyn".

Hahaha, underbart!

[Tux]

Dave Chappelle -Tupac Song

[XaeRo]

Teletubbies Accidental Porn?

[Vice.]

Ganska coolt...

[Cortez]

O.J. Simpson. Hans lag heter "The Assassins", logon är en kniv när man kollar på hans profil, och maskoten i slutet gör en rörelse som ser ut som han knivhugger någon. HUMOR!

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/22432.html

http://images.thestreet.com/newsanalysis/techgames/41484.jpg

Det är humor, din moraltant.

http://kalle.tar.knark.net/view_serie.php?id=1150

"Jag äter en golfboll"

Redigerad 8 augusti, 2007 av Cortez

[Alle090]

Teletubbies Accidental Porn?

Hahahaha, BÄST!11

[Kebab]

Edit:

Edit2:

http://www.thedailyhasselhoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/david_hasselhoff_naked.gif

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://arazu.net/quips/hasselhoff.jpg

Redigerad 9 augusti, 2007 av Kebab

[Sniper]

Dave Chappelle -Tupac Song

HAHA!

Bästa på länge!

[Vice.]

Haha gammal men bra!

[ZcruweN]

Somsagt Bloodninja <3 Lång men lätt läsvärd

sweet17: Hi

bloodninja: hello

bloodninja: who is this?

sweet17: just a someone?

bloodninja: A someone I know?

sweet17: nope

bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

sweet17: well sorrrrrry

sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you

bloodninja: why?

sweet17: nevermind your an jerk

bloodninja: Hey wait a minute

sweet17: yes?

bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid

sweet17: paranoid?

bloodninja: yes

sweet17: of what?

sweet17: me?

bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.

sweet17: LOL

bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!

bloodninja: This shit is serious!

sweet17: What are you hiding from?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: gimme a fucking break

bloodninja: I’m serious.

sweet17: I don’t get it

bloodninja: The cops are after me.

sweet17: For what?

bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states

sweet17: For???

bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.

bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You are fucking sick.

bloodninja: Send me your picture.

sweet17: why?

bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.

sweet17: One of what?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you

bloodninja: Then send me your picture.

sweet17: hold on

bloodninja: Hurry up.

bloodninja: Are you there?

bloodninja: fuck you, cop!

sweet17: Hey sorry

sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.

bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.

bloodninja: Weren’t you!?

sweet17: thats not it

bloodninja: Then what?

sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty

bloodninja: Most cops aren’t

sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!

bloodninja: Then send me the picture.

sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?

bloodninja: Just send it through here.

sweet17: alright *PIC*

sweet17: Did you get it?

bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.

sweet17: That was me back in may

sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.

bloodninja: I hope so

sweet17: what?!?

sweet17: that hurt my feelings.

bloodninja: Did it?

sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.

bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

sweet17: yes

bloodninja: Alright let me find it.

sweet17: kks

bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

sweet17: this isn’t you.

bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!

sweet17: You don’t look like that.

bloodninja: How the hell do you know?

sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.

bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….

bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

sweet17: Go fuck yourself

bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.

sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.

sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.

sweet17: you hurt me.

bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?

sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!

bloodninja: Why would I do that?

sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you

bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!

bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.

sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!

sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight

sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me

bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.

sweet17: No you aren’t

bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.

bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

sweet17: I’m done with you

bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.

sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore

bloodninja: Wait a sec

bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

bloodninja: Wanna start over?

sweet17: No

bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty

sweet17: You’ll what?

bloodninja: You heard me.

bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.

sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture

bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.

bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.

sweet17: Like what?

bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?

sweet17: I don’t know

bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

sweet17: I’m afraid to

bloodninja: Why?

sweet17: cause

bloodninja: cause why?

sweet17: well lets see

sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?

bloodninja: Nope

sweet17: well its strange to me

bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to

sweet17: I didn’t say that

bloodninja: So is that a yes?

sweet17: I guess so.

bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

bloodninja: Are you willing?

sweet17: What do you need me to do?

bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.

sweet17: ???

bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”

bloodninja: ok?

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You can’t be serious

bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.

sweet17: this is retarded

bloodninja: Do you want it or not?

sweet17: Yes I want it.

bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?

sweet17: sure

bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.

sweet17: mmmm yeah

bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.

sweet17: Har

bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!

bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

sweet17: mmmmmm you are good

bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: HARRRRRRR

bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: this is stupid

bloodninja: …still limp

bloodninja: Do it!

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

sweet17: WTF?!?!?

bloodninja: They stink really bad.

sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…

bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!

bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…

bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.

bloodninja: …going limp again.

bloodninja: Hello?

bloodninja: Say it!

bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

[P-C]

Somsagt Bloodninja <3 Lång men lätt läsvärd

Klassiker!

[KvaddadPadda]

http://www.thedailyhasselhoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/david_hasselhoff_naked.gif

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!!!

Fan så goa!

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För att inte verka spammig.

[Maimstream]

Dumbastic: Official Apple iPhone Tool Would Make MacGyver Proud

<DooMGoaT> OMG

<DooMGoaT> SQUASH THE SPIDER AND WIN AN XBOX 360!

<DooMGoaT> shame none of the 360 games are as good as the spider squashy banner

Redigerad 9 augusti, 2007 av Maimstream

[Kebab]

Hahaha

Dumbastic: Official Apple iPhone Tool Would Make MacGyver Proud

Coolt!