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Den som orkar läsa det här kommer få sig ett gott skratt. Det fick jag i alla fall ^_^

A brave knight went forth into the dark and ominous cave. As he stepped in, he felt the cold chill of the ancient air blow forbiddingly in his face. He smelled the rot of a thousand corpses dwelling within the depths of the dragon's lair.

As he encroached on this, the most hallowed of places for the fire-breathing monster, a billowing roar slashed through the walls of the cave, literally lifting his heavy suit of armor off the ground. "Who dares trespass in my home," thundered the dragon.

Getting his bearings back, the brave knight lifted his chain mail shirt only to reveal a humongous cock, the size of a fully grown oak tree. With the tip of his penis the size of a battering ram, he crushed the ceiling of the cave, and with deafening rumble, brought down an avalanche of rock on the fire-etched hallway leading down to where the dragon lay.

But the dragon would not be defeated so easily. From his undying breath, an army of small flames with blazing speed made their way through the cracks in the rock wall, attacking the giant battering ram penis with tremendous viciousness.

The brave knight screamed in mind-numbing agony as a thousand tiny dragon flames ate through his gigantic tool.

"Behold, the dragon
!" yelled the dragon victoriously as the knight ran tumbling and screaming out of the cave, his giant cock but a charred shadow of its former self.

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Den som orkar läsa det här kommer få sig ett gott skratt. Det fick jag i alla fall :lol:

A brave knight went forth into the dark and ominous cave. As he stepped in, he felt the cold chill of the ancient air blow forbiddingly in his face. He smelled the rot of a thousand corpses dwelling within the depths of the dragon's lair.

As he encroached on this, the most hallowed of places for the fire-breathing monster, a billowing roar slashed through the walls of the cave, literally lifting his heavy suit of armor off the ground. "Who dares trespass in my home," thundered the dragon.

Getting his bearings back, the brave knight lifted his chain mail shirt only to reveal a humongous cock, the size of a fully grown oak tree. With the tip of his penis the size of a battering ram, he crushed the ceiling of the cave, and with deafening rumble, brought down an avalanche of rock on the fire-etched hallway leading down to where the dragon lay.

But the dragon would not be defeated so easily. From his undying breath, an army of small flames with blazing speed made their way through the cracks in the rock wall, attacking the giant battering ram penis with tremendous viciousness.

The brave knight screamed in mind-numbing agony as a thousand tiny dragon flames ate through his gigantic tool.

"Behold, the dragon
!" yelled the dragon victoriously as the knight ran tumbling and screaming out of the cave, his giant cock but a charred shadow of its former self.

Fattar inte.. förklara? :P

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Fattar inte.. förklara? :P

Öh, alltså... det kanske är ganska oväntat att den hederlige riddaren tar fram sin gigantiska kuk och slår sönder drakens lya? Sedan utsöndrar draken eld med gonorré och syfilis. Men det roligaste var främst: "the brave knight lifted his chain mail shirt only to reveal a humongous cock, the size of a fully grown oak tree." och "Behold, the dragon claps!"

Nä, alla har väl inte min humor :lol:

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Öh, alltså... det kanske är ganska oväntat att den hederlige riddaren tar fram sin gigantiska kuk och slår sönder drakens lya? Sedan utsöndrar draken eld med gonorré och syfilis. Men det roligaste var främst: "the brave knight lifted his chain mail shirt only to reveal a humongous cock, the size of a fully grown oak tree." och "Behold, the dragon claps!"

Nä, alla har väl inte min humor :lol:

Haha, jo det var väl roligt när du framställde det sådär :P Men jag trodde att det var någon slags engelsk ordvits eller liknande jag missade.

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