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South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

Kyle: I think I know the awnser, Mr. Garrison!

Cartman: Mwemwemwe mwemwe mwemwe [härmar Kyle]

Kyle: Shut up fatboy!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking jew!

Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-Håller med till 100%!?

Cartman: Jew?

Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: Fuck!

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school councelor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... [tar upp en megafon] HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

:ph34r: Just innan då ?

Mr Garrison : What is five times two ?

...

Mr Garrison : Come on children don't be shy, just give it your best shot.

*Någon räcker upp handen*

MR Garrison : Yes, (Något namn jag inte hör)

Ungen : Twelve ?

Mr Garrison : Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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:ph34r: Just innan då ?

Mr Garrison : What is five times two ?

...

Mr Garrison : Come on children don't be shy, just give it your best shot.

*Någon räcker upp handen*

MR Garrison : Yes, (Något namn jag inte hör)

Ungen : Twelve ?

Mr Garrison : Ok, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Ahh...älskar den filmen!

När dom ska testa chippet som dom opererat in i Cartman:

Doktor: Alright, can you say 'Doggy'?

Cartman: 'Doggy'.

Doktor: Good! Now, 'Montana'.

Cartman: 'Montana'.

Doktor: Yes, very good! Now say 'Pillow'.

Cartman: 'Pillow'!

Doktor: Excellent! Now we want you to say 'Big floppy donkey-dick!'

Cartmans mamma: It's allright honey.

Cartman: Big floppy donkey-di...GRAAAAAH! Ouch! That hurt you motherfuck....GRAAAAH!

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Scenen när Ajax möter Baseball furies ledaren i the Warriors är en riktig klassiker. I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle. Kan inte sluta gå omkring och säga det för mig själv hela tiden. Slutscenen i samma film är ju också en riktig goding. Warriors, come out to playyiayy.

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