Sköna filmrepliker

[Valle-Ball]

Har gått och tänk på filmrepliker hela dagarna

Från SinCity, när Goldie har dött och poliserna stormar in lägenheten och har slå till några snutar och kastar sig ner för trapporna eller var det nu var, och sen sticker han till sin övervakare tror jag det var:

Övervakaren: "Dog nån?"

Killen: "Nä, men nog fan har dom ont."

Sen i Hot Shots (1) när admiralen ska undervisa tror jag:

Admiralen: "Jag har flygit närmare 194 uppdrag, men jag tror jag aldrig landat"

Har för mig att det var 194 uppdrag, det är ju ändå bara siffror så wathever.

ni då?

Redigerad 24 april, 2006 av Valle-Ball

[KalleR]

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

[Valle-Ball]

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

Vilken film?

[KalleR]

Vilken film?

En kaka till den som kan.

I'm chasing this guy.

Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby, Memento

[Pico]

@KalleR: FEARANDLOATHINGINLASVEGAS!!!!

För att övergå till något annat;

Lt. Kilgore (Robert Duvall) i Apocalypse Now!:

"Charlie don't surf!"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning [...] it smells like... [...] victory."

"You either surf or you fight!"

[R2D2]

En kaka till den som kan.

I'm chasing this guy.

Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby, Memento

Tack för kakan.

Trivia for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Gillar den här från Napoleon Dynamite. Kan inte den ordagrant, men iaf.

- What are you gonna do today Napoleon.

- Whatever I feel like doing, gosh.

Och från Eurotrip.

"Dude, this is not where I parked my car."

[KalleR]

@KalleR: FEARANDLOATHINGINLASVEGAS!!!!

R2D2: sorry ingen kaka till dig.

[Pico]

http://www.xoxocandles.com/scent_pictures/...ip%20cookie.jpg

R2D2: sorry ingen kaka till dig.

Vad var det där för jävla elände? Bara choklad på ena sidan ju. R2 kan gott få den.

[Matteus]

Some day, and that day may never come, I may ask upon you to do a favor for me. So until that day, see this...as a gift.

[pKz]

Tack för kakan.

Trivia for Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Gillar den här från Napoleon Dynamite. Kan inte den ordagrant, men iaf.

- What are you gonna do today Napoleon.

- Whatever I feel like doing, gosh.

Och från Eurotrip.

"Dude, this is not where I parked my car."

Du kollade google, och Trivia betyder frågesport, så du är väl bortgjord antar jag.

[tommy killer]

Keeo your friends close, but your enemies closer.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

Båda sagda av The Don himself.

[BroDD]

Billy Madison: No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

Frank: I think Billy and his girlfriend are playing water polo.

Jack: Maybe they're playing Marco Polo. Marco.

Frank: Polo. Man, that was a great game.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.

Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school.

Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits.

Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.

Billy Madison: Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.

Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

3rd Grader: Really?

Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants.

3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!

Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Billy Madison: OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.

[Notices gold swan on edge of tub]

Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.

O'Doyle (Grade 12): O'Doyle rules.

Billy Madison: O'Doyle, I've got a feeling your whole family's going down.

Old Lady: What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

Billy Madison: [Veronica has taken Billy out of the classroom after making fun of the kid trying to read My sister Fanny.] OW! Your tearing my ear off.

[sits down on chair]

Veronica Vaughn: Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Billy Madison: I'm sorry I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

Veronica Vaughn: You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm going to fail you. End of story.

[Goes back into classroom]

Billy Madison: I can see your lips moving but I can't make out the words. I'm death. Oh Veronica Vaughn so hot want to touch the hiney.

[Howls like a wolf]

Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Happy Gilmore: [laughing] you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Shooter McGavin: No... I...

Happy Gilmore: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!

Gatekeeper: Are there boobs on my head?

Nicky: Yeah, big ones.

Nicky: Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

Nicky: Good luck with the nipple rubbing!

Nipples: [rubbing nipples] I don't need luck! I'm gooood!

Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.

Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

[Crice]

Hela Pulp Fiction ett smörgåsbord av coola repliker. Orkar inte ens lista dem, för ni har hört dem förr.

Criiiiice, you'll be a Negro... sooooon.

Good times.

[VaXXoR]

Åhh lakris båtar, får man ta ?

Neeeeej!

Tack!

[Random]

Pulp Fiction: Tarantino: Haha, they look like dorks, two stupid dorks!

Samuel L Jackson: "hahaha" Its your clothes motherfucker

Sopranos (tv-serie men ändå):

Junior ringer till tele växel: I am searching for the number to [nåt kvinnonamn], Belleville.

Hon i växeln: excuse me, what place?

Junior: but..Cocksucker! BELLEVILLE!

[Tweak]

Åhh lakris båtar, får man ta ?

Neeeeej!

Tack!

Världens bästa film alltså.

Rudolf: - La-la-la-ladidahumhum

Karin: - Tom Jones!

Rudolf: JA!

Karin: - Nehehj haha.

Fan vad kul den är

Lejonkungen har väl ett par också

[Valle-Ball]

Pulp Fiction: Tarantino: Haha, they look like dorks, two stupid dorks!

Samuel L Jackson: "hahaha" Its your clothes motherfucker

Sopranos (tv-serie men ändå):

Junior ringer till tele växel: I am searching for the number to [nåt kvinnonamn], Belleville.

Hon i växeln: excuse me, what place?

Junior: but..Cocksucker! BELLEVILLE!

Har hört/sett båda, riktiga godingar

[Hew]

Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!

Från School of Rock

[Random]

Har hört/sett båda, riktiga godingar

Visst är det?

[Arman]

"I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift!"

- Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.