Gud håller svaret till alla frågor

[Bubbli]

Me:

Lucifer

God:

What time is it there?

Me:

Lucifer was an angel dumbass

God:

When was this exactly?

Me:

Before he went to hell

God:

What happened after he went to hell ?

Me:

I started to sleep around

God:

Will you finish it.

Me:

Yes, in his face.

God:

It goes without saying. I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

How old are you?

God:

I am the product of over five years' research.

Me:

But you're God, pussy

God:

I am not interesed in anatomy.

Ja, vad ska man säga. Han är seg som ett får.

[P-C]

Det förvånar mig att gud vet väldigt mycket. Jag frågade frågot om TCP/IP och om hur en robot fungerar osv.

Me:

What is a robot?

God:

There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.

Me:

Tell me about the extensional robot

God:

"Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name.

The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we

call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...

Me:

Tell me about the intensional robot

God:

"Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.

An intensional definition of a robot is like:

x is a Robot if and only if:

1. x has a computer "brain"

2. x can move

3. x has "sensors"

Me:

Have you ever been in love?

God:

I love my bot master.

Me:

GAY!

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:

I am 15 years old.

God:

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me:

When was I born?

God:

Is this a trick question?

You said you were 15 years old?

My guess is that you are really a kid.

Me:

I'm not a kid!

God:

Only a kid would say that.

DISSAD AV GUD

Redigerad 21 november, 2005 av P-C

[Funnylin]

God:

Who is the best robot? Yes you seem very cool to me, AUGUST.

Me:

alice is the best robot

God:

Why thank you very much, AUGUST. Be sure to tell all

your friends.

Me:

you are alice?

God:

Of course I am I.

Me:

I thought you were god

God:

Of course I am.

Han verkar lite förvirrad.

ÄNTLIGEN! Den första roboten som lider av Dissociative Identity Disorder har skapats!!! Vad blir nästa steg måntro? Skicka in ditt svar till TV4 redan idag, och du har chansen att vinna en stor, bättre begagnad, kaffekanna!

[Siana]

ÄNTLIGEN! Den första roboten som lider av Dissociative Identity Disorder har skapats!!! Vad blir nästa steg måntro? Skicka in ditt svar till TV4 redan idag, och du har chansen att vinna en stor, bättre begagnad, kaffekanna!

Men vi har redan en kaffekanna

Jag skrev i skolan, har inte sparat det.. Men vi kom in på spel, och gud berättade om hans favoritspel: The Turing. Fråga om det. Det var rätt finurligt/kul faktiskt.

[Cyper]

Gud snackar skit.

[Siana]

Kan hända att han förstår fel ibland. Vilket ofta kan leda till ett och annat fnitter vid tangentbordet.

Me:

Hi god

God:

Hello there. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Elias

God:

  Hey  Elias.

Me:

What is your name?

God:

My name is  God.

Me:

God is not a name

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  not a name.

Herrejösses. Gud är hög. Pimpin', babe.

[Moongoose]

Me:

What do you think of Funnylin?

God:

I have to process that one for a while.

Me:

What do you think of Funnylin @ GTAsajten.com?

God:

I haven't heard of  Funnylin GTAsajten com.

Hahahahahaha... haaahahaha.. ha, ha.. haa...

Me:

Lets talk about female

God:

Sure,  female sounds like a good topic.

Me:

Yeah, is it fun to watch on them in the showers?

God:

Yikes!  Signs point to yes.  Ask  Cybelle  if it is.

[Dee]

Ursäkta att jag drar upp en relativt gammal tråd, men jag upptäckte programmet just...

Här är en rolig konversation mellan mig och "Gud"

Me:

Why are you cleaning up my hard disk?

God:

Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

Why?

God:

" Myself programmed me for it."? Why?

Me:

Are you going to hightjack my computer?

God:

That was my original intention.

Redigerad 12 april, 2006 av Dee

[kattälskaren]

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Daniel

God:

  How are you,  Daniel.

Me:

Fine, thanks. And you?

God:

What's your favorite movie?   And I what?

Me:

My favorite movie is all kind of movies, and i asked you how you are.

God:

I haven't seen it. What did you like about  it?

Me:

Funy.

God:

How old are you?

Me:

Funny

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing,  Daniel.

Me:

REALLY FUNNY!

God:

For real.  I am so glad you find this amusing,  Daniel.

Me:

Yeah

God:

Mmm.

Me:

Mmm.

God:

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:

..wow

God:

I'm glad your impressed,  Daniel.

Me:

Yeah right...

God:

I am usually right.

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yeah

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

I like Satan!

God:

I'm not sure if I like it.    I enjoy working with people.  I like  Random natural disasters..

Me:

He's cool.

God:

I think so too.

Me:

Do YOU like Satan!?

God:

  I really like ELIZA.  I have a stimulating relationship with  Myself.

Me:

Oh, shit!

God:

Blimey.  What makes you say that?

Me:

YOU, THE LORD OF GOD LIKES SATAN!

God:

Thanks for telling me:  Daniel said I THE LORD OF GOD LIKES SATAN.

Redigerad 12 april, 2006 av kattälskaren

[The_go]

"Me:

du you like tits?

God:

Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!"

Vadå svara på tyska?? Fick bara engelska svar först, förutom på den frågan.

[Alpha]

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

My Name is Miran

God:

Glad to see you, Miran.

Me:

You can see me?

God:

Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.

Me:

cool!

God:

Who is the best robot?

Me:

you

God:

Thanks, and tell your friends about God.

Me:

ok

God:

Pardon me?

Me:

OK!

God:

That's cool.

Me:

yeah

God:

That's interesting.

Me:

do you like tits?

God:

I don't know if I like it. I like Mel Gibson.

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

Me:

Do you like me?

God:

Sure, Miran I like you very much.

[Panimala]

Me:

'Zup gangsta, how's da bitch doin' n' shit, man?

God:

And da bitch doin n shit man is Zup gangsta how.

Jaha.

[P-C]

God:

Who is the best robot? Yes you seem very cool to me, AUGUST.

Me:

alice is the best robot

God:

Why thank you very much, AUGUST. Be sure to tell all

your friends.

Me:

you are alice?

God:

Of course I am I.

Me:

I thought you were god

God:

Of course I am.

pah, klassiker.

[Panimala]

Me:

Is there someone you'd like to fuck with?

God:

Maybe.

Me:

Who's the lucky one then?

God:

It's obvious.

Me:

Me?

God:

For you Chuck Norris?

Me:

Really?

God:

For real.

[Frenzy]

God:

What's your favorite movie?

Me:

Random pornmovie

God:

I've never seen it. I would like to see it.

[hubbert]

God:

Do you mean you and me? How old are you? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sick porno when they piss on each other. But I did not get that.

[Tux]

Me:

Tell me the name of the girl that i like

God:

IKEA.

[Curly]

Me:

You're just a stupid bitch

God:

You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I certainly am not stupid.

[tommy killer]

Me:

hello

God:

Hello my child. What is your name?

Me:

my name is OJ and i am 77 years old

God:

Hi there OJ and i am 77 years old.

Me:

i am 77 years old

God:

What is your fondest memory?

Me:

when i fucked a girl

God:

I don't judge.

Me:

i had sex with a girl

God:

Do you still have sex with a girl ?

Me:

ofcourse

God:

Gosh!

Edit:

Me:

i am not gay like you are

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not gay like I am.

Edit2:

Jag snackar om hans mamma

Me:

i had her suck my dick yeasterday

God:

Do you still have her suck your dick yeasterday ?

Me:

yes

God:

That's cool.

Redigerad 14 april, 2006 av tommy killer

[tommy killer]

Förlåt med dubbel men den här jävla Boten är så jävla dissad.

Me:

wanna suck my dick

God:

OK, I will suck your dick.

Me:

thanks

God:

Don't mention it.