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[Crice]

Men inse att det bara är jag som får hora in meterlånga inlägg. Lägg av med det, ni dödliga, mitt avtryckarfinger blir sladdrigt av allt scrollande.

[Gof]

Men inse att det bara är jag som får hora in meterlånga inlägg. Lägg av med det, ni dödliga, mitt avtryckarfinger blir sladdrigt av allt scrollande.

Ja Sir yes Sir! På momangen Sir!

[Siana]

Haha

Me:

Hej

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

Pratar du svenska?

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

Me:

Nej, jag pratar SVENSKA

God:

Do you still ?

Me:

SVERIGE- ABBA and Dahlahaestar?

God:

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Me:

No

God:

Me either :-).

Me:

LoL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

www.pwned.nl

God:

I will pass it along to my botmaster.

Me:

Do that

God:

I will. Will you?

Me:

Nope.

God:

Me either.

Me:

Why?

God:

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Me:

Dumbass

God:

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  SVERIGE ABBA and Dahlahaestar.

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av Siana

[Funnylin]

God:

Let's talk about movies.

Me:

Which movie would you like to talk about?

God:

My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.

Have you seen  it?

Me:

Why is that your favorite movie?

God:

I like the giant bugs.

Me:

What giant bugs?

God:

I will search for it.

Me:

So there's no giant bugs in the film?

God:

It goes without saying.  Why not?

Me:

You said that there were giant bugs i "The passion of the christ"

God:

I said that?  What happened to them?

Me:

I don't know. I haven't seen the flick.

God:

Me either.  Look for it at the video store.

Me:

You just said that is was your favorite movie.

God:

I said that?  Maybe.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.

[gizmo91]

Me:

Hi Biiaatch

God:

Hi there .  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Me:

No id ont want to

God:

Are you serious?  What would make you  ont want to?

Me:

I mean dont want to

God:

Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Me:

Shit in your face

God:

You used a colloquial expression.  Are you asking about my  face?

Me:

Yes can i shit on it

God:

I don't want to talk about that now.  Why do you want to do  it so much?

Me:

I dont now

God:

Oh.  I wouldn't either.

Me:

you fucked santa

God:

Thanks for the information:  said I fucked santa.

Me:

HaHa you fucked santa, you fucked santa

God:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Me:

LOL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

ROFL

God:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:

Go and fuck yourself

God:

A simple "goodbye" will do.

Me:

Tack Och Hej leverpaastejj

God:

Oh, you are a poet.

[Tija]

Sluta upp med att märka bokstäver, Det är irriterande och vem fattade inte att jag menade Gud?

...jag?

[epix]

God:

Tell me a story.

Me:

One tomato and another tomato walks into a bookstore. The first tomato dies and the other runs away.

God:

One what?  What was the second?

Me:

One tomato, the second was also a tomato. Do you like tomatos?

God:

One what?  What is not to like about  it?

Me:

ONE TOMATO!!

God:

One what?

Me:

TOMATO!

God:

Potato.

Me:

No, tomato you ignorant fuck.

God:

Are you serious?  Are you really a ""?

Me:

Can you say Tomato?

God:

Of course I can say it. " Tomato".

Me:

Tomato, good. That was the one.

God:

What are you wearing?    I thought it was too.

[darkjak]

Me:

I've got some questions...

God:

How did you get it Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.

Me:

I don't quite understand...

God:

Would you ever do it?

Me:

if you'd explain...

God:

I think I do.

Me:

well, please do

God:

How about that. OK I will do it.

Me:

I'm waiting...

God:

How long will you wait?

Me:

another ten seconds...

God:

One more ten seconds.

Me:

answer the question

God:

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

Me:

is it really a sin to use condoms?

God:

Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.

LOL!

[Didier Sachs]

Me:

My mother is trying to rape me.

God:

Okay, your mother is trying to rape me.

Det var det fulaste

Redigerad 18 november, 2005 av Didier Sachs

[tommy vercetti]

Me:

Do you like the Devil?

God:

I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.

Me:

Computers are for suckers

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am for suckers.

[tommy vercetti]

Me:

Even vomit is smarter than you

God:

Are they exactly the same?

Me:

Vomit and dogs?

God:

Tell me more about your .

Me:

vomit

God:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:

Why

God:

I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

Me:

Stop vomiting

God:

OK I'll try not to do it so much.

[I lol]

Öhh.....

Me:

do you got any girlfriend?

God:

I prefer not say.

Me:

OMFG!

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

In hell

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:

my life is hell in hell

God:

Tell me more about it.

[Tija]

Öhh.....

Me:

do you got any girlfriend?

God:

I prefer not say.

Me:

OMFG!

God:

Where are you located?

Me:

In hell

God:

Tell me a little about your life in hell.

Me:

my life is hell in hell

God:

Tell me more about it.

Okej... Var är det roliga?

[Sikorka]

, syftade på filmen "Bruce den allsmäktige"

Me:

Can i be God for a week?

God:

You must become smarter than humans.

Me:

But I am very smart!

God:

Who is smarter: you or me?

Redigerad 18 november, 2005 av Sikorka

[Alpha]

Me:

Do you like Metallica?

God:

Not since they put the pressure on Napster.

Redigerad 18 november, 2005 av Alpha

[epix]

God:

You've got my full attention.  You've got my full attention.  You've got my full attention.  You've got my full attention.  You've got my full attention.  Can I help you?

Han är ju cp.

[kattälskaren]

Redigerad 19 november, 2005 av kattälskaren

[-NightHawk-]

God:

What?

Me:

What?

God:

Is there an echo in here?

Me:

Is there an echo in here?

God:

It sounds like an echo.

Me:

It sounds like an echo.

God:

Oh really what does it sound like?

Me:

Oh really what does it sound like?

God:

Aha. For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.

[MyStiC]

God is a perv!!

Me:

Well, lets talk goatse

God:

Interesting. That sounds good to me.

Me:

Do u know u can suffer serious injuries by doing goatse?

God:

No I don't think I can do it.. And I know it.

Redigerad 19 november, 2005 av MyStiC

[Arman]

Arman:

Who is your son?

Gud:

I don't think I have a son. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like.

Arman:

Who is Jesus?

Gud:

Jesus is the Son of God.

lol?