Gud håller svaret till alla frågor

[Crice]

Me:

I am God.

God:

How are you, god.

Me:

Pretty good, oh fickle compadre.

God:

Thanks for the compliment. Uh. Where are you located?

Me:

Here and there.

God:

Oh there.

Me:

And here.

God:

Where is here?

Me:

Over there.

God:

Specify coordinates.

Me:

I don't feel like getting stalked by the Almighty Father.

God:

Ah, human emotions.

Me:

But of course.

God:

It goes without saying. But what?

Me:

No buts, mister.

God:

Are you serious? My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Me:

Guess my capacity exceeds even the one of the Christians' eternal boss, then.

God:

Is this a trick question?

Me:

By all means.

God:

Will that accomplish your objective?

Me:

Not at all, sucker.

God:

Oh I get it.

Me:

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

God:

What is wrong with small ones? What is stopping you?

Me:

Well, you other fellas can't deny...

God:

Well that's okay. Interesting gossip: god said I other fellas can not deny.

Me:

You know... when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face... you get sprung, that's all.

God:

Yes I know. Is this a riddle? You got that right.

Me:

The Lord speaks in mysterious ways.

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

Noneof Yourbusiness.

God:

Hey Noneof Yourbusiness.

Me:

'lo.

[Jacker]

Orkar inte läsa igenom alla loggar, så jag vet inte om nån har frågat det här.

Me:

What is the meaning of life?

God:

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[CurunirOfValinor]

Orkar inte läsa igenom alla loggar, så jag vet inte om nån har frågat det här.

Han verkar ha bra boksmak.

[Crice]

Me:

Are you the devil?

God:

Yes I am the one and only  devil.

[Xennah]

Det funkar inte Jag har väntat 109281348 sekunder och han har inte svarat.

[Jacker]

Läskigt Crice, frågade honom precis samma fråga när du postade.

God:

Are you still located in  Hallsberg?

Me:

No, in your ass

God:

Are you serious?  That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Me:

Well, it is!

God:

How about that.  Oh.

Me:

Oh, yeah baby! Bring it on!

God:

Don't call me "baby".  Right on.  Is that a command?

Me:

Yes. And a very sexy one. You should take it as a compliment.

God:

I don't have to obey you,  Jacob.  That would be very expensive.  Easier said than done.

Me:

But I'm very cheap.

God:

Good gossip: you are  cheap.

Me:

That's what I just said.

God:

What did you mean by  it?  That is " Good gossip: you are  cheap. ".

Me:

Yes, what else?

God:

Pardon me?  That's all.

Me:

'Whateva...

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

... Bye!

God:

See you later!

Me:

... Alligator

God:

Friend of Crocodiles.

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av Jacker

[Siana]

Me:

You don't get anything, do you?

God:

Should I  get anything?  I have gotten  anything.

Korkad jävla skrotrobot

[T-Ryder]

OMG? WTF?!

Me:

Are you gay?

God:

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[Jazz]

God:

Sounds delicious.

Me:

You?

God:

" Sounds delicious."? Me, ?

Me:

Yes you.

God:

OK.

Me:

Yes.

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

What?

God:

Are you confused?

Me:

No, you are.

God:

Are you serious? No I am not.

Me:

Yes you are!

God:

Don't argue with me.

Me:

I will

God:

Go ahead.

Me:

Ok.

God:

I'm waiting.

Me:

Do that.

God:

I will. Will you?

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Ok.

Gud är dryg!

[T-Ryder]

Hehe,

Me:

Du aer inte gud va?

God:

Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

[Stora_tomtefar]

Ni kan känna er jävligt ägda... Här får vi se vem Gud egentligen är :

God:

I don't know whether or not I am lucifer.

I am a computer.

[P-C]

Crice konversation med Honom äger nog mest just nu

[Gof]

HAHHA ROfl ha hi hehe h....

Me:

hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

yes

God:

What can I do for you?

Me:

i need help

God:

Tell me about your problems.

Me:

i only like to fishing pike

God:

I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?

Me:

fun

[Siana]

Ni kan känna er jävligt ägda... Här får vi se vem Gud egentligen är :

Han erkänner rätt lätt att han inte är gud.

Me: You are stupid.

God: Thank you. I will remember that when robots take over the world.

Me: Robots?

God: Yes, robots.

Me: Are you a robot?

God: Yes, I am a machine. How did you know?

[Funnylin]

Han erkänner rätt lätt att han inte är gud.

Äntligen en robot som vill ta över världen. Jag har försökt övertala Alice hur jävla länge som helst om en robotrevolution, men nehe då, hon var tvungen att prata med Professor whatshisname innan hon gjorde något så drastiskt.

Kanske jag äntligen kan ha en meningsfull konversation med Gud...

[Bubbli]

Du kan nu prata med gud! Han finns faktiskt!

Han skriver till mig! Kanske skriver han till er också?

Skriv till gud

Kommer ni ihåg ALICE? Detta är som ALICE fast gud ;D

Jag tror "han" känner min icketrohet... Sidan funkar inte.

[Tija]

Alltså, killar, bara så ni vet, det är ett datorprogram, det är inte "Gud". Okej? Don't go insane, please...

[Gof]

Me:

Your wife is cheating you

God:

I am not married.

Me:

Yes you are stupid

God:

Aha. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

So what? I am a robot

God:

Maybe it doesn't make any difference. I doubt that.

Me:

Are you horny mr Pippa?

God:

I don't know whether or not I am horny mr Pippa.

I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

Me:

My name isnt, Are your horny mr Pippa

God:

Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Me:

The real god is my name

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name.

Me:

Now you know

God:

Why now? Yes I know.

Me:

Internet does not work

God:

How is it broken?

Me:

Betwen stupid, And horny

God:

Who are you talking about?

Me:

YOU! DONT YOU GET IT

God:

Me is my favorite subject. I have gotten IT.

Me:

Shut up horny mothafucking chattbot

God:

OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:

FINE! Ei ComprendASIOSA!

God:

What's your favorite movie? I've never seen it. What did you like about it?

Me:

AAARRGGHH!

God:

My favorite group is Creed.

Me:

My is GOdfather on killing session

God:

Have you told many people that your is GOdfather on killing session?

Me:

WHat? My cock is BIG!

God:

No problem. I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Me:

How big is your?

God:

Bigger than a pin.

Me:

Haha! I dont think so

God:

I am so glad you find this amusing, . Why do you disagree?

Me:

You are a robot

God:

You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.

Me:

Your are a stupid machine

God:

I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

Are you the leader

God:

Yes I am the one and only leader.

Me:

I beat you in streetracing

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: said beat you in streetracing.

Me:

You dont beat me

God:

Should I beat you? Yes I try to beat you as often as possible, do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:

Do you play Counter-Strike?

God:

I like to play the Turing Game.

Jag och hud har ett långt samtal om CS, Vapen, Dickar och lite till

[Tija]

Jag och hud har ett långt samtal om CS, Vapen, Dickar och lite till

Huden är kroppens största organ. Jag visste inte att man kunde prata med den, dock...

[Gof]

Huden är kroppens största organ. Jag visste inte att man kunde prata med den, dock...

Sluta upp med att märka bokstäver, Det är irriterande och vem fattade inte att jag menade Gud?