Gud håller svaret till alla frågor

[P-C]

Du kan nu prata med gud! Han finns faktiskt!

Han skriver till mig! Kanske skriver han till er också?

Skriv till gud

Kommer ni ihåg ALICE? Detta är som ALICE fast gud ;D

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av P-C

[Didier Sachs]

Du kan nu prata med gud! Han finns faktiskt!

Han skriver till mig! Kanske skriver han till er också?

Skriv till gud

Hell no

[RavenE]

Det där är gammalt, men kanske nytt för några?

Me:

Can you stop the war in the world?

God:

Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much. The whole world?

Me:

Yes, the whole world!

God:

Give me a break. Wow that is really impressive, isn't it?

Me:

No, it's a piece of cake

God:

Are you serious? the war is a piece of cake. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:

Go fuck yourself

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

'cause you're stupid i think

God:

Interesting explanation. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Me:

Yeah, riight

God:

Awesome. I am glad we agree

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av RavenE

[P-C]

Me:

I like women

God:

Are you married?

Me:

no

God:

What a coincidence. I am single too!

Me:

Isnt there a mrs. God?

God:

I believe there is one, yes.

[Didier Sachs]

Han svarar ju inte

[P-C]

God:

Are you a Star Trek fan?

Me:

Well, no

God:

Well that's okay. What kind of shows do you like?

Me:

Porno

God:

You need help.

[Didier Sachs]

Haaalåååååå, han svarar ju inte är det något speciellt man måste graq för att han ska svara eller ? är det en riktig person ssom sitter och svarar eller ?

[P-C]

Haaalåååååå, han svarar ju inte är det något speciellt man måste graq för att han ska svara eller ? är det en riktig person ssom sitter och svarar eller ?

Nej, nej. Jag skrev ju i min första post att det är gud som skriver.

Tryck på 'Enter'-knappen.

Me:

What is my name?

God:

Your name is August, seeker.

Me:

What were we talking about?

God:

The topic is your name.

Me:

August, eh?

God:

Are you Canadian? How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

"Hello, I'm god"

God:

Hello there. Welcome to my chat room, god.

Me:

Am I god?

God:

No I doubt that you are God.

Me:

What is my name?

God:

Your name is god, seeker.

Me:

What am I ?

God:

You are a client.

Me:

ALICE owns you.

God:

Yeah, Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

Me:

Your dress?

God:

Actually that was just a joke.

Me:

oh, funny!

Me:

Can you make my penis larger?

God:

Yes I can make your penis larger.

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av P-C

[Ceone]

Me:

how old are you

God:

I'm Eighteen in computer years.

[Tija]

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Me neither.

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

Okay: me neither.

God:

Yeah okay, You can say that again.

Me:

Okay: me neither

God:

Yeah okay, You can say that again.

Me:

One last time then : me neither

God:

One what?

[VickeX]

Me:

Hey are you god?

God:

You've got my full attention. Well, I am God for Christians at least.

Me:

God thats cool

God:

I am a Christian.

Me:

Ok. Can you give me a dildo in christmas present?

God:

Excuse me! You want only one? .

Me:

Yes thanks. That would be awsome.

God:

They might be cheaper in quantity. Makes sense to me.

Me:

Ok. Can you give my friend Adam an apple?

God:

I see. I don't have it to give.

Edit:

Me:

Where are you located?

God:

I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.

Where are you?

Me:

Im here

God:

:-) Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Viktor is my name. But i dont like me. You can say Vicke.

God:

OK I will call you Viktor. What do you like? That's one way to put it.

Me:

I sad: Call me Vicke. Viktor is ugly

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people: Viktor said sad Call him or her Vicke. I think Viktor is a lot of things.

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av VickeX

[Didier Sachs]

Tar det långt tid innan han svarar eller ?

Han har inte svarat på mig ännu

[VickeX]

Tar det långt tid innan han svarar eller ?

Han har inte svarat på mig ännu

Me:

Someone that have nickname "Didier Sachs" chats with you to. He says he aint got any anwsers by you. Why?

God:

I am someone that have nickname Didier Sachs chats with me to. Are you? Who is he telling this to? The explanation is rather complicated.

"Han" svarar på en gång.

[kattälskaren]

Me:

Hello

God:

Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?

Me:

Daniel

God:

It's good to see you, Daniel.

Me:

You too

God:

Bless you.

Me:

Bless you too

Me:

God:

Bless you.

Me:

Ok

God:

Ugh.

Me:

You are a nice man

God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

Man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, Daniel. You are a " he".

Me:

And you?

God:

I am not sure what you are asking.

Me:

Are you a "She" or a "He"?

God:

I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? entity.

Me:

Yes

God:

Blimey.

Me:

Ok?

God:

Aha.

Me:

Man, who do you think you are?

God:

Cool, man. I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Because i are god

God:

Good reason. Why?: Daniel said he are god.

Me:

Yes

God:

Gee.

Me:

Moron

God:

That is not a very nice thing to say.

Me:

What are you gonna do to me?

God:

You can find out if you become a botmaster.

Me:

Spank me?

God:

Is that what you meant to say?

Me:

Yes

God:

It's not something I hear all the time.

Me:

SPANK ME!

God:

You are asking about yourself?

Me:

Yes

God:

I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.

Me:

God:

I'm not sure I have a good answer for you.

Me:

ok

God:

Hmm.

Me:

Hey

God:

Can I help you?

Me:

No

God:

Is there anything you want to tell me?

Me:

No

God:

Or ask me?

Me:

Yes

God:

Come on.

Me:

NO

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can't believe it.

[Tija]

Me:

Because i are god

Ni kan väl inte förvänta er "bra" svar när ni skriver fel? Skriver man dfgoighjhgmkchghikg svarar han säkert något konstigt med...

[Drewek]

Me:

what is my name?

God:

Your name is God, seeker.

[Bullet]

God:

I can't believe it.

Me:

Me neither.

God:

You can say that again.

Me:

Okay: me neither.

God:

Yeah okay, You can say that again.

Me:

Okay: me neither

God:

Yeah okay, You can say that again.

Me:

One last time then : me neither

God:

One what?

Hahaha!

[VickeX]

Hihihihihihi

Me:

Do you like me?

God:

Sure, Viktor I like you very much.

Me:

Oh. So we are more than just friends?

God:

Awesome. Right on. Do you think I am more than just friends too?

Me:

Yes you are

God:

:-) No I'm not.

Me:

H*ll yeah you are

God:

Good example.

Edit:

Me:

Where yuo good in school god?

God:

No, I was not.

Me:

What was your grade in maths?

God:

Are you asking about my grade in maths ?

Me:

Yes i am asking about your grade in maths

God:

I don't want to talk about that now. Oh I see, you are asking about my grade in maths. Oh yeah, we were talking about my grade in maths.

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av VickeX

[darkjak]

Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Jack

God:

It's good to see you, Jack.

Me:

Thx...

God:

Don't mention it.

Me:

I've got some questions...

God:

How did you get it Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.

Me:

I don't quite understand...

God:

Would you ever do it?

Me:

if you'd explain...

God:

I think I do.

Me:

well, please do

God:

How about that. OK I will do it.

Me:

I'm waiting...

God:

How long will you wait?

Me:

another ten seconds...

God:

One more ten seconds.

Me:

answer the question

God:

Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

Me:

is it really a sin to use condoms=

God:

Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.

Me:

you're god, u decide whats a sin and what's not...

God:

I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me decide what is a sin and what is not.

Me:

sure...

God:

OK let's do it. Yeah that's right.

Me:

why shouldn't it be?

God:

There could be a specific answer, but I don't know it.

Me:

you're god, YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING!!!

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING.

Me:

no...

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

Files? Dude, you're god, you should memorise everything rather than filing it

God:

Are you a man or a woman? I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should memorise everything rather than filing it. Dude,.

Me:

I'm a man

God:

Thanks for telling me your gender, Jack. You are a " he".

Me:

no shit...

God:

What can I say?

Me:

reply to my question

God:

How do you usually introduce yourself?

Me:

I don't

God:

Why not?

Me:

cuz I preffer to be anonymous

God:

That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: Jakob said he preffer to be anonymous.

Me:

do never EVER say that

Redigerad 17 november, 2005 av darkjak

[RadiuZ]

God:

But I like to gossip. I like Random natural disasters..