Sämsta låttexten någonsin?

[Crice]

Jupps, gott folk, gimps, deadheads och kvinns...

Så är det.

Ehm... just det. Vilken tycker du är den sämsta låttexten någonsin? Ditt bidrag ska gärna vara en text med nödrim, dravel och ren skit. Ser jag ett inlägg innehållandes den fina piken "Jag gillar inte någon Tupac-låt, 'saru nurå' Cortez?!", eller dylikt, så kommer jag att... ringa SlewME. Han fixar ficklampan och söker upp dig på nolltid, vettu'.

Meine bidrag:

Tomas Ledin - Du Kan Lita På Mig.

Anledning; Med rim som "Jag vet inte vad jag gör/Jag är inte bankdirektör" flyger den här godingen rätt upp på sämsthögen. Hela komponeringen är ett hopkok av nödrim, utfyllnader och skitsnack. Stay away.

Låtens text:

Har inte vi

gått och tittat

länge nog nu på varann

Kan du hålla

dig för skratt

Nu tar jag mod och kommer fram

Jag ska stilla din nyfikenhet

Ja, jag ska visa dig att du kan

Lita på mig

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Jag har en öppen famn, en tanke som är fri

Jag vet vad jag gör

Jag är inte bankdirektör

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Det är nya bud varje sekund

Låt inte tiden vara kung

Vi gör nånting

Vad som helst

Ta ett steg, så tar jag två

Vi kan försöka med en konversation

Ja, jag ska visa dig att du kan

Lita på mig

Jag lovar dig

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Jag har en följsam hand

Ett hjärta utan gräns

Jag vet vad jag gör

Jag är inte bankdirektör

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Det regnar fallskärmar

Och vaga löften

Undanflykter och slingranden

Ja, luften är full av frågetecken

Vart tog alla hjältar vägen?

Jag har en öppen famn, en tanke som är fri

Jag vet vad jag gör

Jag är inte bankdirektör

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Ja ja ja du kan lita på mig

Personen under mig skrev den här låten åt Tomas. Post away. [Mihihihihi...]

[Benvit]

Olinda - Playboy Bunny

Playboy Bunny

La lala lala lalalala la lala lala lala

I, I can feel your eyes undressing me

Making me feel fine

You, you can work my body like no one

I can be the girl in your fantasy, wild and free

Say that you let me

A playboy bunny is all you need for tonight

(Oh La La, my little sexmachine)

I just wanna be your, be your

(Oh La La, I´m gonna make you scream)

I just wanna be your, be your

(playboy bunny)

let me be your honey, your playboy bunny

say you never let me go,

cause i'm hot and ready to work you steady

in any way you want me to

I can be your honey, your playboybunny

and you can be my romeo

So if you are hot and ready to work me steady

Tell me and I´ll start the show

I, I can bring my friends and we´ll all get along.

In bunny-ears and a black thong

You, you can watch the show from up close

As we start up the party with babyoil and some shiny toys

We promise a good time

Your playboybunnys will make you get trough the night

Ja..

[RadiuZ]

Artist : Last Ketchup

Titel : The Ketchup Song

Friday night it's party time

feeling ready looking fine,

viene diego rumbeando,

with the magic in his eyes

checking every girl in sight,

grooving like he does the mambo

he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta

asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,

asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

many think its brujeria,

how he comes and disappears,

every move will hypnotize you,

some will call it chuleria,

others say that its the real,

rastafari afrogitano

he's the man alli en la disco,

playing sexy felling hotter,

he's the king bailando et ritmo ragatanga,

and the dj that he knows well,

on the spot always around twelve,

plays the mix that diego mezcla con la salsa,

y la baila and he dances y la canta

asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,

asereje ja de je de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,

majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

---------------

Men "Jag vet inte vad jag gör/Jag är inte bankdirektör" är illa, så illa.

[oskaroskar]

Robyn - Who´s that girl

"Good girls are pretty like all the time

I'm just pretty some of the time

Good girls are happy and satisfied

I won't stop asking until i die

I just can't deal with the rules

I can't take the pressure

It's got me saying oh yeah

Who's that girl? That you dream of

Who's that girl? That you think you love

Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her

I know there's no such girl

I swear i can't take the pressure

Who's that girl?

Good girls don't say no or ask you why

I won't let you love me, until you really try (oh no)

Good girls are sexy like every day

I'm only sexy when i say it's ok

I just can't deal with the rules

I can't take the pressure

It's got me saying oh yeah

Who's that girl? That you dream of

Who's that girl? That you think you love

Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her

I know there's no such girl

I swear i can't take the pressure

Who's that girl?

Let's play a game that you never tried

You be the girl and i'll be the guy

Let's pretend everything has changed

and then would you love me any different

I just can't deal with the rules

I can't take the pressure (oh no)

Who's that girl?

Who's that girl? That you dream of

Who's that girl? That you think you love

Who's that girl? What if i'm nothing like her

I know there's no such girl

I swear i can't take the pressure

Who's that girl?

Who's that girl?"

[Benvit]

Oskar, knappast en dålig låt. Den har ju en mening med den, den säger ju ngt.

Hilary Duff - So Yesterday

(So yesterday)

(So yesterday)

(So yesterday)

You can change your life

(If you wanna)

You can change your clothes

(If you wanna)

If you change your mind

Well, that's the way it goes

But I'm gonna keep your jeans

And your old black hat

(Cause I wanna)

They look good on me

You're never gonna get them back

At least not today, not today

Not today cause

If it's over, let it go and

Come tomorrow it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

I'm just a bird that's already flown away

Laugh it off and let it go and

When you wake up it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

Haven't you heard that I'm gonna be okay

Ha, okay

You can say you're bored

(If you wanna)

You could act real tough

(If you wanna)

You could say you're torn

But I've heard enough

Thank you

You've made my mind up for me

When you started to ignore me

Do you see a single tear

It isn't gonna happen here

At least not today, not today

Not today cause

If it's over, let it go and

Come tomorrow it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

I'm just a bird that's already flown away

Laugh it off and let it go and

When you wake up it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

Haven't you heard that I'm gonna be okay

If you're over me

I'm already over you

If it's all been done

What is left to do

How can you hang up

If the line is dead

If you wanna walk

I'm a step ahead

If you're moving on

I'm already gone

If the light is off

Then it isn't on

At least not today, not today

Not today cause

If it's over, let it go and

Come tomorrow it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

I'm just a bird that's already flown away

Laugh it off and let it go and

When you wake up it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

Haven't you heard, you're so (yesterday)

If it's over, let it go and

Come tomorrow it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

I'm just a bird that's already flown away

Laugh it off and let it go and

When you wake up it will seem

So yesterday, so yesterday

Haven't you heard that I'm gonna be okay

[Frenzy]

50 cent - P.I.M.P.

[oskaroskar]

Bevit. Jag tycken det är en av de sämsta låtarna som finns. Fast Darin suger ju mest

[Spankdogg]

D4L - Laffy Taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]

Dat laffy taffy

I'm lookin fa mrs.bubble gum

I'm mr.chik-o-stick

I wanna (dun dun dunt)[oh]

Cuz you so thick

Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher

Cuz i stay so hard

You can suck me for a long time

[oh my god!]

Gurl dis aint no dance flo

Dis a candy sto

And im really geeked up

And i got mo dro

I pop I roll

Its all i know

Its da summer time

but yo laffy taffy got me swole[oh]

Gone get loose[oh]

Gone get low[oh]

Dont be shy

I'm fabull [oh]

I kno you wanna ride

you a star and it shows

[well tell em damn whats up whats up lets go lets go lets go]

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]

Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

Cum on trick cum on trick

Here go Mr. chocolate

I like da way you break it down

Waddle, stop you watchin me

Laffy taffy i'm likin dis

Big ol a** you shakin b****

close yo mouth and dont say s***

bend on ova and hit a split

work dat pole and work it well

stacks on deck, yo ankles swell

gurl let me touch ya

iwill neva tell

security gaurd dont scare nobody

damn right i touched dat h**

all da money just hit da flo

D4L im ready to go

h** cant even shake no mo

dey tired out

lets ride out

b**** you wanna go

den she can go

she get in my car

i aint playin no mo

start movin on my Faybo

b**** she probably already kno

let me see dat laffy taffy

(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]

Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

say baby gurl

a wat u gon do

i got a hundred 1s

i wanna po on you

just keep dat a** shakin

and i keep tippin you

while i sit back lik a playa

and sip dat grey goose

feelin all loose

cuz gurl you on yo job

you got my d*** hard

da way you touch dem toez

workin dem micros

on da stilletos

you made it skeet skeet skeet

lik a water hoez[candy gurl]

got me goin in my pocket

pullin out mo dough

let da waitress kno i need to order

five hundred mo

you besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo

so gone and pack dem bags

and lets mothaf***in go

im waitin on yo fine a**

at da front doe

gurl you don kno

ima toss da laffy taffy

toss it flip it and slap it

bust a couple of nuts

and get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy

Dat laffy taffy[candy gurl]

Dat laffy taffy (repeat 2x)

[Adriian]

Alf - Kunde Vart Jag. Nästan inga ord rimmar ju!

Hittar inte låttext...

Edit: Ett exempel:

Det bor en man

På Östermalm

Som bytte efternamn

Redigerad 6 november, 2005 av nor_adde

[eliizar]

TATu alla about us

They say

They don't trust

You, me, we, us

So we'll fall

If we must

Cause it's you, me

And it's all about

It's all about

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

There's a thing that they can't touch

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us

all about us

We'll run away if we must

'Cause ya know

It's all about us (It's all about us)

It's all about love (It's all about us)

In you I can trust (It's all about us)

It's all about us

If they hurt you

They hurt me too

So we'll rise up

Won't stop

And it's all about

It's all about

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

There's a thing that they can't touch

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us

all about us

We'll run away if we must

'Cause ya know

It's all about us (It's all about us)

It's all about love (It's all about us)

In you I can trust (It's all about us)

It's all about us

They don't know

They can't see

Who we are

Fear is the enemy

Hold on tight

Hold on to me

'Cause tonight

It's all about us

It's all about

All about us

There's a thing that they can't touch

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

There's a thing that they can't touch

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

All about us

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

There's a thing that they can't touch

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

We'll run away if we must

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about

All about us (all about us)

We'll run away if we must

'Cause ya know (ah ah)

It's all about us (all about us)

It's all about us (It's all about us)

It's all about love (It's all about us)

In you I can trust (It's all about us)

It's all about us

[KalleR]

Sämsta och bästa på samma gång:

felix project - on the floor

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

I wanna know is there anyone on the floor,

who can suck me like a whore.

Who can make me scream for more,

on and on.

I wanna see,

all you ladies in the place.

Put your titties in my face

shake that body to the base

just for me

[Ace]

SverkeR - För du är min vän..

Fy fan vad kass.

Orkar inte skriva ner hela texten och tror inte den finns på nätet.

[BroDD]

Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 - Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun

TEXT:

ghouls just wanna have fun flera gånger

[dangerboy]

Hammerfall-Renegade

See the outlaw stands alone beneath the burning sun

The raging badlands now is his home

There's no sign of victory, he lost his liberty

and the only woman that he loved

An outlaw chasing outlaws, a runner in the night

By the radiant moon he will strike

The seeker of all dangers has come to take his toll

From the dead of night he will arise

Renegade, Renegade

Committed the ultimate sin

Renegade, Renegade

This time the prowler will win

He stalks in shadow lands, soundless, with gun in hand

Striking like a reptile, so fierce

No chance to get away, no time for your last prayer

When the prowler sneaks up from behind

An outlaw chasing outlaws, the hunter takes his pray

The law of the jungle he obeys

Craving for the danger to even out the scores

Face to face, once and for all

Renegade, renegade

Committed the ultimate sin

Renegade, renegade

This time the prowler will win

On through the night he rides, on his raging

horse made of steel

Nothing can save you now, before the renegade

you will kneel

Renegade, Renegade

Committed the ultimate sin

Renegade, renegade

This time the prowler will win

Renegade, Renegade

Committed the ultimate sin

Renegade, renegade

This time the prowler will win

[R2D2]

Mycket av komersiell hip/hop (eller rap om man ska vara "korrekt") har ingen vidare text.

"Yo niggaz" blabla.

[Spankdogg]

Haha Crice den där Ledin-låten är ju ändå skönast

"Jag vet vad jag gör/ jag är inte en bankdirektör"

Vilken lyriker!

[CurunirOfValinor]

Daniel & Lukas - Data-hop

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"Datorn är liksom ett lamm

Och alla vill köra så mycket som de kan

En del tycker chattning är bra att ha

Men själv tycker jag att det är ingenting att ha

En halvtimme spel tycker jag är bra

Men en del vi köra länge så klart

Datorn är en maskin idiot ,ja full av skrot, ja full av skrot

För datorn den är jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het

Man spelar mycket då blir man fet

Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

Spelar mycket då blir man fet

Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

För då är datorn jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het

Ibland kan man trycka på en knapp

Ja plötsligt kan det komma upp en mapp

Jag har en bebis som jag måste mata

Men då börjar jag tänka på min data

En kille som jag känner är datanörd

Och han brukar vara ganska störd

Så då får man ta och backa tillbaka Baka en kaka, baka en kaka

För datorn den är jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het

Man spelar mycket då blir man fet

Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

Spelar mycket då blir man fet

Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

För då är datorn jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het

Att jobba med datorn är ganska kul

Jag känner en snubbe som är väldigt ful

Senaste macken är mycket grön

Ja själv tycker jag att den är otroligt skön

Datorn den är jätte jättecool

När man spelar mycket skiner en sol

En bärbar dator är bra att ha Vad var det jag sa, vad var det jag sa?

För datorn den är jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het

Man spelar mycket då blir man fet

Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

Spelar mycket då blir man fet Ja fet fet fet fet fet fet

För då är datorn jätte jättehet

Ja het het het het het het."

Redigerad 6 november, 2005 av CurunirOfValinor

[Adriian]

Daniel & Lukas - Data-hop

LOL!

[Mahalo]

Detta är hands down den sämsta låttexten som nånsin skrivits

Rednex - Old pop in an oak

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey

Our big daddy is always the leader

He is the family's captain and chief, the one

I choked when my skin's caught up in my throat

'Cause there was our pop in the oak

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey

Hey

Hey

Our big mama, she really had her guts go

When daddy put the barbeque on maximum

And caught her favorite pet, a skunk whose name's Garth

Short after our pop was up far

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

The Rednex shocking

The Rednex shocking

Yahoo!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke (woo-hoo!)

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke (woo-hoo!)

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey, hey hey

Hey, hey

Old pop in an oak, pop in an oak

Once you could hear the sucker linger show

Thought I ever gonna see my old pop in an oak

Ever gonna see his old pipe in a smoke

[Crice]

Hahahaha... jag tror nog att Curunir vann. Dock fick texten mig att skratta hejdlöst, så något syfte duger den väl till.

EDIT: Det var då fan vilket knepigt namn du ska ha...

Redigerad 6 november, 2005 av Crice