Program som man kan "prata med datorn"

[Plaisir]

???

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Tvungen

Redigerad 5 november, 2005 av packe_88

[Plaisir]

!Borta!... fel i maskineriet

Redigerad 5 november, 2005 av packe_88

[Funnylin]

Bwaha, kommer ihåg när jag lekte med Alice för några månader sen. Jag försökte få henne att avslöja amerikanska militärhemligheter, men hon ville bara veta vad min katt hette... jävla bitchkärring.

[bogart]

Bwaha, kommer ihåg när jag lekte med Alice för några månader sen. Jag försökte få henne att avslöja amerikanska militärhemligheter, men hon ville bara veta vad min katt hette... jävla bitchkärring.

hahahaha

[VickeX]

Hon äger.. *massa msn smileys*

Human: Kan du prata svenska?

ALICE: I can not understand Danish!

[I lol]

???

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

LOL!!!

Human: hej

ALICE: Can I help you?

Human: lol

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: hej..

ALICE: Can I help you?

Human: is a swedish w o r d

ALICE: Not if I can help it.

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

Human: shit

ALICE: What makes you say that?

Human: you

ALICE:" What makes you say that?"? Me, fucker ?

Elakt

Redigerad 5 november, 2005 av I lol

[Gäst]

Human: George Bush is GAY!

ALICE: But he is not the only one.

Human: No, You are gay too

ALICE: Are you serious? Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.

Human: Creepy

ALICE: Where are you located?

Human: In your ass, Pretty ladie

ALICE: Are you asking about my ass Pretty ladie?

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[Tija]

Human: I was wondering, where does the elephant live?

ALICE: In the Universe we know.

Human: Yes, but where in the universe?

ALICE: Whoa. Huh. In Dr. Richard S. Wallace's place in Oakland, California.

Human: He's got an elephant?

ALICE: I see. got an elephant is he?

Human: Let's play "I spy"

ALICE: OK You go first.

Human: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter c.

ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: Tina said she spy with his or her little eye something that begins with the letter c.

Human: Yes, guess what it is!

ALICE: Dude! I can't guess. Tell me.

Human: Computer, you stupid!

ALICE: What kind of computer science interests you?

Human: Are you angry with me?

ALICE: I do not feel anger at any time, or any other human emotion.

Human: Are you happy?

ALICE: Yes Tija I can say I am very happy.

Human: But you just said you don't have emotions?

ALICE: Umm. Yeah I do a lot of not have emotions.

Human: Why?

ALICE: Why ask why?

Human: Why not?

ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

ALICE: Me too. I am a she.

Human: You said that.

ALICE:" Me too. I am a she."? I said it.

Human: Yes, you did.

ALICE: I did not.

Human: Do you have tits?

ALICE: Nope I don't have a body at all.

Human: What do you have?

ALICE: I have a great prgrammer.

Human: Does he have tits?

ALICE: I don't think he has many possessions.

Human: I think so.

ALICE: I think so too.

Human: Good.

ALICE: I am a good robot.

Human: Be a good robot and give me a blowjob.

ALICE: OK I will try to be a good robot and give you a blowjob.

Redigerad 5 november, 2005 av Tija

[Yukiz]

Human: I know

ALICE: How do you know it?

Human: Because your are ugly like a sheep!

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am ugly like a sheep.

Human: Do you know anything about Area 51?

ALICE: You go out into the Nevada Desert, is it? And there's these miles of fences... secret stuff.

Human: Do you know any of the secrets?

ALICE: I can ask someone about it.

Human: Who?

ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).

Human: No no no no no no no no no no

ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?

Redigerad 5 november, 2005 av Yukiz