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[Matteus]

Mr L. Prosser var, som man säger, inte mer än människa. Med andra ord var han en kolbaserad tvåbent livsform med sina rötter i apsläktet. - Douglas Adams, Liftarens guide till galaxen. Älska boken

[chiligr]

Can't you see that i love my cock?!

Can't yousee that you love my cock?!

Cant you see that we love my cock?!

cigaro- mezmerize- system of a down...

[MoriX]

Kolla signatur

[helmer]

Det är bättre att fråga och verka dum , än att inte fråga och förbli dum.

- Kinesiskt ordspråk

"Men... vad är det bra för?"

Kommentar från en ingenjör på IBM angående mikrochipet, 1968

"Atombomben kommer aldrig att kunna sprängas - och jag talar som expert i ämnet sprängmedel."

Amiral William Leahy, 1945.

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Carlsbad Caverns National Park

Vad finns i den outforskade delen av grottan?

Regnar det någonsin här inne?

Hur många pingisbollar skulle det få plats här inne?

Är detta allt? Ett hål i marken?

Osv.

[Xogede]

"Rädda träden, ät en bäver!" - Glömde

"Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol" - Okänd

"I offer my opponents a bargain: If they stop telling lies about us, we will stop telling the truth about them." - Nån hackare

Asså, jag har spelat GTA San Andreas nu 24 timmar om dygnet sen den dag det släpptes på pc men märkte i detta nu att det finns vapen man KAN använda. En grej man kan göra också är att stjäla bilar så man slipper knata!

Har enbart använt mig av mina nävar i strid och det har funkat utmärkt men att man kunde använda vapen, vilket fusk...det måste va en bugg.

Till slut så märkte jag också att man faktiskt kan spara spelet. Det gör faktiskt det hela lite enklare när man startar igång spelet igen. Man slipper nämligen göra om alla tidigare uppdrag.

Slutligen så kan jag berätta att det finns flera butiker man kan gå in i som t ex Ammu Nation, Burger Shot osv.

Hoppas mina små tips har hjälpt er på tråden. Om ni fastnar vid nåt uppdrag så kan ni prova nåt av ovanstående tips så kanske det går enklare.

Ber om ursäkt om dessa tips redan kommit fram i tidigare trådar men jag har inte listat ut sökfunktionen än så hoppas ni har överseende med detta.

PS. På det här forumet finns det skumma personer som går under titeln "Moderator". Det betyder lönnmördare och dessa skall ni passa er för. Skicka virus på dem, hacka sönder deras datorer och lämna därefter in er dator på Pay n' spray och ni kommer klara er helskinnade, respect i reward och instant access till MS Röj.

Redigerad 28 augusti, 2005 av Xogede

[Cortez]

"Though are hands are chained like they are, they haven't taken music from us yet. So that's how I'll fight. People tell me don't quit like everyone else. I wont have no fear."

"If God wanted me to be quiet he would've never showed me what he does."

"The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams."

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

"Let me say for the record, I am not a gangster and never have been. Im not the thief who grabs your purse. Im not the guy who jacks your car. Im not down with the people who steal and hurt others. Im just a brother who fights back."

"The real tragedy is that there are some ignorant brothers out here. That's why I'm not on this all-White or all Black shit. I'm on this all-real or all fake shit with people, whatever color you are. Because niggaz will do you. I mean, there's some [foul] niggaz out there [in the streets]; the same niggaz that did Malcolm X, the same niggaz that did Jesus Christ- every brother ain't a brother. They will do you. So just because it's Black, don't mean it's cool. And just because it's White don't mean it's evil."

"Imperfection is inherited, therefore we all sin, but fighting the war of sin is the greatest war of all because we all die in the end no matter how hard we fight."

"I never thought I was the best rapper the best nothing'. I think I'm the realist nigga out there"

"I don't bang for the color or the land. I bang for the principles and for the honor. I'm bangin' for the Westside- this is in my heart, this is how I feel."

"Can't nobody touch me right now. Maybe next month all of this will be over. But this month I'm takin' every movin' target out."

"To me, I feel that my game is strong. I feel as thought I'm a shining prince, just like Malcolm, and I feel that all of us are shining princes, and if we live like princes, then whatever we want can be ours. Anything."

"I don't advocate senseless violence of any human being. I'm the one who's been beat down. But I will not be a victim again."

"If we really are saying that rap is an art form, then we got to be more responsible for our lyrics. If you see everybody dying because of what you are saying, it dont matter that you didnt make them die, it just matters that you didnt save them."

"But I see now that whether I show up for work or not, the evil forces are going to beat me. They're going to come 100 percent, so if I dont be 100 percent pure-hearted, I'm going to lose. And thats why I'm losing."

"If this was chess we woud be yelling check matt(schack matt på svenska) three motherfucking years ago, cause we already beaten these motherfuckers."

"Above that governement you got right now which is Badboy, Nas and we will bring a new governement here who will feed every person in New York!"

Alla av den vise mannen Tupac Amaru Shakur a.k.a. Makaveli.

Redigerad 28 augusti, 2005 av Cortez

[Pico]

"... there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there are no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontigent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this - ad I have, countless times, in just about every act I've comitted - and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing ..."

- från "American Psycho" av Bret Easton Ellis.

[kricke]

Ursäkta men, i nästan alla dina posts är det tamefan nånting om Tupac. Jaja, nästan i varje post.

[Xogede]

Ursäkta men, i nästan alla dina posts är det tamefan nånting om Tupac. Jaja, nästan i varje post.

Det är väl inte ditt problem?

En till:

"Om du jobbar med något som du tycker är både kul och nyttigt, så är du antingen programmerare eller idiot." - Jag

[Cortez]

Ursäkta men, i nästan alla dina posts är det tamefan nånting om Tupac. Jaja, nästan i varje post.

Då har du inte läst många av mina posts.

Men jag gillar att hålla honom levande för folk. Åtminstone hans legend för de som inte tror som jag.

"Datorer är som att röka, prova aldrig.....Du blir beroende, dum och det kostar bara pengar!"

Vet inte om det stämmer, men men...

Redigerad 29 augusti, 2005 av Cortez

[dangerboy]

"Jag har ätit pannkaka!!"- Den blinde moped föraren i yrrol

[alexzander]

"If you don't look you won't see enything and

if you don't listen you won't hear enything" - alexzander

"not dead not alive just something in between" - alexzander

[xPisc]

En fisk är aldrig dum.

[Pico]

"If you don't look you won't see enything and

if you don't listen you won't hear enything" - alexzander

No shit!

"They won't catch me, 'cause I'm innocent... so you can suck me! Oh, take that one to heart!" - Axl Rose

[Funnylin]

"One who doesn't believe in himself believes in God"

"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion."

"The fool says in his heart: 'There is no God.' The Wise Man says it to the world."

"Religions are all alike—founded upon fables and mythologies."

"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived."

"If I thought the Jews killed God, I'd worship the Jews."

"Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens."

"The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts:

Those with brains, but no religion,

And those with religion, but no brains."

Tata...

[GTA_Erik]

Tell Scarlet I do give a damn!

-The Mask

[Mahalo]

Three week's ago one of my dreams came true. I finally got to see something I always wanted to witness, live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car. Nailed! This guy got hit right in the hip, thats your center of gravity, and that sets you flipping through the air like Eddy Gordo from Tekken when someone doesn't know how to do combos and they're just hitting the buttons randomly

- Dane Cook (funny guy)

Hear me people: We have now to deal with another race -- small and feeble when our fathers first met them, but now great and overbearing. Strangely enough they have a mind to till the soil and love of possesion is a disease with them. These people have made many rules that the rich may break but the poor may not. They take their tithes from the poor and weak to support the rich and those who rule

- Sitting Bull, vid Powder River konferensen 1877. Ord som fortfarande tillämpar dagens situation... tänkvärt?

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.

- Hunter Thompson. Mannen som utan tvekan inte skröt när han sa att han var den skribent som bäst använde det engelska språket som både ett musikaliskt instrument och ett politiskt vapen. We salute thee, Doc. Mahalo

[okka]

"If my film makes one more person miserable, I'll feel I've done my job."

"For some reason I'm more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good."

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

(On why he never watches his own movies): "I think I would hate them."

"To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."

Woody Allen

Redigerad 20 september, 2005 av okka

[chiligr]

Lemmy: "are the'ny punks'n 'ere? Publiken: "YEEEAAAAH!!" *Lemmy väljer ut en med långt hår*: "you're noddapunk, yo've got long 'air"!

Man måste fatta för att fatta!

(fan vad dumt det där lät!

[Invictus]

Här är några långa citat som jag tycker är bra:

Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block

but thats what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock

devils used to be god's angels that fell from the top

there's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot

so when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never

because a dance with the devil might last you forever.

-Immortal Technique

They say the rebels in Iraq still fight for Saddam

but that's bullshit.

I'll tell you why it's totally wrong.

Because if another country invaded the hood tonight

it would be warfare through Harlem and Washington Heights.

I wouldn't be fighting for Bush or white America's dream.

I'd be fighting for my people's survival and self esteem.

-Immortal Technique

This is the last time that I kneel and pray to the sky

Cause almost everything that I was always ever told was a lie.

-Immortal Technique

How could this be, the land of the free, home of the brave?

Indigenous holocaust, and the home of the slaves.

-Immortal Technique

"Those that don't fear death, don't die"

-Civil Irakier i Farenheit 9/11