Citat-topicen

[Infinite]

" MTV is like, 'Make us a video, make sure it's hot, spend a lot of money on it and maybe we'll play it. And then we'll take the credit for it and play it as much as we want, whenever we want. "

- Stephen Malkmus - member of the indierockband pavement.

[jaeger]

"Tommy Angelo: Hey are you Dick?

Big Dick: Dick? my name's Big Dick

Tommy Angelo: HAHAHA... sure anyway I got this package from Luca dick!

Big Dick: Were you followed?

Tommy Angelo: no

Big Dick: Oh then what's that!

[Pekar mot ett par män med tommyguns som kommer mot dom]"

"I'm gonna make an offer he can't refuse"

[skez]

"Man ska ställa sig utanför Babylon system, eftersom det är uppbyggt av pengar, vilket leder till girighet och korruption."

[Hew]

En sida med massor av citat av amerikaner som är mer eller mindre idiotiska, http://www.reandev.com/taliban/.

Några exempel:

"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."

"Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death."

"This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"

[Crice]

En sida med massor av citat av amerikaner som är mer eller mindre idiotiska, http://www.reandev.com/taliban/.

Några exempel:

"Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims."

"Not only is homosexuality a sin, but anyone who supports fags is just as guilty as they are. You are both worthy of death."

"This is God's world, not Satan's. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians."

"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

"There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons... use them"

Eftersom Fred "The Überman" Phelps figurerar på den sidan så ska du ta det ytterst lugnt med att dissa den.

Tack så mycket.

[skribb]

Drop the act and stfu. Du är inte det minsta rolig

[Explosiv Anka]

”Politiker talar utan att tänka. Folk tänker utan att tala. Ty de vet att de annars kommer de att uttrycka icke korrekta tankar”. (Ian Wachtmeister)

[Kiedis]

Im Rick James bitch! - Dave Chappelle.

[P-C]

"Titta! Det där molnet ser ut som en politiker!"

"Hur kan ett moln se ut som en politker?"

"Tja, det är stort och fluffigt och inte fyllt med nåt annat än luft"

-B.C.

Redigerad 13 augusti, 2005 av P-C

[Pico]

Drop the act and stfu. Du är inte det minsta rolig

Drop the act and stfu. Instultera (höhö) inte Phelly-Phelps.

[Crice]

Bleh... nu får den här vakna. *sparkar*

"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish— a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow— to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"Who are these Swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character... I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed— for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil Industry to finish it Now."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Ahhh... känner ni hur visdomen och arselsparkandet flödar?

[beat]

Bleh... nu får den här vakna. *sparkar*

"In a nation run by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish— a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the real winds blow— to sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky, and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind except falling in love and not getting arrested... Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"Who are these Swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like George Bush? They speak for all that is cruel and stupid and vicious in the American character... I piss down the throats of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether they like it or not. Fuck Them."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed— for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil Industry to finish it Now."

- Hunter S. Thompson

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

- Hunter S. Thompson

Ahhh... känner ni hur visdomen och arselsparkandet flödar?

Long live the Gonzo-journalism.

[eliizar]

"Att tänka innan man talar är som att torka sig i arslet innan man skiter" - Arne anka

[Mr.Dumbom]

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

källa

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b

<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?

<BonyNoMore> wait

<BonyNoMore> never mind

källa

[epix]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<anamexis> :<

[Weener]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<anamexis> :<

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Årets bästa.

[alexzander]

"We are gona take a beke now and then HIT the phones realy hard with our heads" - Lazlow ,V-rock (Vice City)

[R2D2]

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)

<anamexis> :<

Bash.org is the shit!

<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions?

<SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers

<SinclairC> >

[Matteus]

Only the good die young, all the evil seems to live forever - Iron Maiden

[Streetwave]

Det är underbart att vara deprimerad. Man kan bete sej hur svinigt man vill. - Rob Gordon, High Fidelity

Edit: Boken, inte filmen.

Redigerad 28 augusti, 2005 av Streetwave