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[Flanders]

"Marge! Can you feed me nachos while I play?" - Homer

"The only lethal amount of alcohol is none!" - Homer

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Edit: "Well kids, you´ve tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try" - Homer

"Om det nu inte är meningen att vi ska äta djuren... varför är dom då gjorda av kött?" - Homer

Redigerad 24 juli, 2005 av Flanders

[Sikorka]

Man kan inte lära en gammal hund att sitta - Okänd

[Matteus]

Intelligens utan visdom är dubbel dumhet - okänd.

[Jacker]

Det är inte mjölk, det är kiss. Dahh.

Fan vad jag garva åt den!

[Crice]

"Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a main era - the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle 'sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run, but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. And that, I think, was the handle -that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn't need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting -on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark -the place where the wave finally broke and rolled back."

- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas"

Köp boken, se filmen - bli lärda.

[dangerboy]

Rock 'n' Roll is all about tight trousers -Justin Hawkins,The dakness

Fan mer klockrent blir de inte....

[okka]

...att jag har missat denna, ett under.

Why is life worth living? It's a very good question. Um...Well, There are certain things I guess that make it worthwhile. uh...Like what... okay...um...For me, uh... ooh... I would say ... what, Groucho Marx, to name one thing... uh...um... and Wilie Mays... and um ... the 2nd movement of the Jupiter Symphony ... and um... Louis Armstrong, recording of Potato Head Blues ... um ... Swedish movies, naturally ... Sentimental Education by Flaubert ... uh... Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra ... um ... those incredible Apples and Pears by Cezanne... uh...the crabs at Sam Wo's... uh... Tracy's face ...

- Woody Allen, Manhattan (1979)

[Explosiv Anka]

"When the day comes we will not ask wheter you swung to the left, or wheter you swung to the right. We will simply swing you – by the neck.. this is war" (The Order)

[Bullet]

Lets blow it up with handgranades! : Weebl @ Den här

Redigerad 12 augusti, 2005 av Bullet

[okka]

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

[Everest]

Det var längesen. Säger han:

"Luke! I am your father!

-Darth Vader

eller

"I am your father, Luke!"

-Darth Vader

?

[Hew]

Det var längesen. Säger han:

"Luke! I am your father!

-Darth Vader

eller

"I am your father, Luke!"

-Darth Vader

?

Jävligt säker på "Luke! I am your father!, det andra lät inte riktigt rätt.

[GTaJäGaReN]

Dumhet övergår i idioti när man slutar att fråga... Okänd

Windows är inget virus! Virus gör något... Okänd där också

Den som är för stor för att göra något litet, är också för liten för att göra någonting stort. Okänd

Kommer inte på fler nu :/

[Tija]

"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to."

- Robbie Williams

Den lilla textraden har hjälp mig genom mååånga rädda nätter...

[darkjak]

"I can be relied upon to be unreliable"

-Scetchy, Dark Angel

"So what's the point of being bisexual if you're celibate?"

-Scetchy, Dark Angel

"Båda var lika bra, om inte bättre!"

-Nån sportkommentator

"When you've been dead for a hundred years, littel girl, you've only begun being dead..."

-Alec, Dark Angel

"The enemy of my enmy is my friend"

-Lydecker, Dark Angel

Redigerad 13 augusti, 2005 av darkjak

[Panimala]

Hey DJ, spin that shit!

[Explosiv Anka]

"Det enda som händer om man våldtar en svensk tjej är att man får snacka med en socialtant" (Invandrarekille i DN 000211 efter Rissne-gruppvåldtäkten)

[Crice]

"Well, Shakespeare, he's in the alley

With his pointed shoes and his bells,

Speaking to some French girl,

Who says she knows me well

And I would send a message

To find out if she's talked,

But the post office has been stolen

And the mailbox is locked

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,

To be stuck inside of Mobile

With the Memphis blues again

Mona tried to tell me

To stay away from the train line

She said that all the railroad men

Just drink up your blood like wine

An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,

But then again, there's only one I've met

An' he just smoked my eyelids

An' punched my cigarette"

Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,

To be stuck inside of Mobile

With the Memphis blues again"

- Bob Dylan, "Stuck Inside Of Mobile With The Memphis Blues Again"

Wub-låt.

[Cortez]

vi syns måste ju lyssna på tupac han är 100 gånger bättre än linkin park.

Jojjes smarta bot. Lika sant som att han har bra musiksmak.

[Sikorka]

En stor tupp låter inte en liten tupp gala!