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[Crice]

Flera skojiga citat:

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?"

- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman [R. Lee Ermey], Full Metal Jacket

"How tall are you, private?"

"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir."

"Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman [R. Lee Ermey] & Private Cowboy [Arliss Howard], Full Metal Jacket

"Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk."

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman tar Private Cowboy i skjortkragen]

"Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?"

"Sir, no Sir!"

"You little piece of shit, you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you."

"Sir, no Sir!"

"Sir, I said it, Sir!"

"Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

[Gunnery Sgt. Hartman slår Private Joker i magen]

"You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"

- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman [R. Lee Ermey], Private Cowboy [Arliss Howard] & Private Joker [Matthew Modine], Full Metal Jacket

Oj, blev ganska långt där. Jaja, efter att för femtioelfte gången ha sett Full Metal Jacket igår natt så bara poppade de där upp i mitt hjärnkontor... blesch.

[Anathema]

"Vedi", inte "vidi", damn it.

Crap :">

[Fargo]

För att sluta misslyckas ska man sluta försöka

-Min Farsa

[Flanders]

För att sluta misslyckas ska man sluta försöka

-Min Farsa

Haha klockren

[Ace]

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;

For he today that sheds his blood with me

Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so lowly,

This day shall enoble his rank.

And gentlemen in England, now abed,

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here;

And hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks

That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day."

"There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy.

There is nothing good in war. Except its ending."

Abraham Lincoln

"Even though I walk through the valley of shadow of death,

I fear no evil; for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff,

They comfort me"

[jaeger]

"You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom. "

Malcolm X

[Slippy]

"Din mamma!" - .. Jag

[SlewME]

"Din mamma!" - .. Jag 

Du är inte en betudelsefull människa din snorjärs.. Du spammar bara.

"Den som väntar på något gott väntar ALLTID för länge " - Vettefan.

Redigerad 23 juli, 2005 av SlewME

[Weener]

"Den som leker med elden kissar på sig" - Min storebror

[Siana]

Winning is not everything, it is the only thing Va de Muhammed Ali? :">

[Slippy]

Du är inte en betudelsefull människa din snorjärs.. Du spammar bara.

Exakt

[RavenE]

Pappa: Vad ska vi göra imorrn då?

Pappas flickvän: Jag tycker vi kliver upp!

[Ebeeto]

"- Did your parents have any children that lived?

- Sir, yes, sir!

- I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?" - Full Metal Jacket

För mycket Full Metal Jacket som ung gör var man till en psykiskt instabil wacko. Ask my man Crice...

[Cortez]

"- Did your parents have any children that lived?

- Sir, yes, sir!

- I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?" - Full Metal Jacket

För mycket Full Metal Jacket som ung gör var man till en psykiskt instabil wacko. Ask my man Crice...

Den filmen äger...

Editerar denna när jag kommit på ett bra citat...om det nånsin händer.

[leftbehind]

I´ll be back

Arnold himself.

[Crice]

För mycket Full Metal Jacket som ung gör var man till en psykiskt instabil wacko. Ask my man Crice...

Muähähähä... I'mma go Gomer Pyle on yo' ass.

[Lindström]

Jag @ donken yesterday.

Jag: Tja, har ni cola?

Tjejen: Ah.

Jag: Jamen då tar jag fanta.

[Ebeeto]

More!

"- I found some berries!

- What kind of berries?

- Dingle berries!

- Mmm, dingley..." - Son of The Beach

"De weey ah think should too be done" - Rocco Siffredi

[The Dude]

Lite citat från filmen The Big Lebowski, kanske inte roliga för dom som ej sett den men jag skrattar som fan!

Maude Lebowski: "What do you do for recreation?"

The Dude: "Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. "

Walter Sobchak: "Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. "

Walter Sobchak: "Fuck it Dude, Let's go bowling. "

Walter Sobchak: "Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis."

Donny: "They were Nazis, Dude?"

Walter Sobchak: "Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! "

The Dude: "It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh..."

Donny: "I am the walrus."

The Dude: "You know what I'm trying to say..."

Walter Sobchak: "That fucking bitch..."

Donny: "I am the walrus."

Walter Sobchak: "shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov! "

Maude Lebowski: "Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?"

The Dude: "'Scuse me?"

Maude Lebowski: "Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?"

The Dude: "I was talking about my rug."

Maude Lebowski: "You're not interested in sex?"

The Dude: "You mean coitus? "

The Stranger: "Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes, well, he eats you. "

Jackie Treehorn:"Refill?"

The Dude: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

[R2D2]

Lite citat från filmen The Big Lebowski, kanske inte roliga för dom som ej sett den men jag skrattar som fan!

*massa citat*

Den filmen är så himla grym

Redigerad 23 juli, 2005 av R2D2