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Voltaire - The USS Make Shit Up

I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock

Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up

We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed

We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me

His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see

the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"

I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit

Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit

He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space

Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise

And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies

Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas

Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place

He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space

The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far

We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day

They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame

Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead

With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door

When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before

Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase

'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar

So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg

Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit

But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits

And I say

Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish

Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish

The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us

'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind

We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up

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Band: Carpathian Forest

Låt: Bloodlust and Perversion

Genre: Black Metal

LYSSNA HÄR: Skitskönt rock-gung i låten, borde höras för dem som gillar sånt. http://youtube.com/watch?v=67bRSYgpX4s

Text:

Freezing rain pours down from

The clouds

Roar of a distant thunder

Awakes my thoughts

As we ride towards the

End of our fate

Our horse are carrying us

Through the winterland

Dark Medieval War!!

The mild breeze are getting

Stronger

My hands grabs the frosty

Sword

Through the vast winter

Landscape

As we enter the kingdom

Of the unknown

With hate, death and pain

Deceitful eyes!!!

War of chaos and thundering

Rage

Our hands are open to welcome

Their death

As our sharpened weapons

Collide

Into the battle we ride!!!

After the anger the silence

Began

And now, the cold night

Approaches

From the top of the winter

Mountain

To ride with glory and

Armageddish anger

With hate

Nattefrost e fan min förebild, grym vocals

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Jamie T - Salvador

Skiva: Panic Prevention

Grawr, de var på min skola och spelade några låtar. Jag blev kär i E18.

Grawr, de var på mitt Roskilde. De är underbara, och bra, och vackra, och jättebra, och de använde en sax! En klipp-sax, inte en saxofon, alltså. Mysigt värre.

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Grawr, de var på mitt Roskilde. De är underbara, och bra, och vackra, och jättebra, och de använde en sax! En klipp-sax, inte en saxofon, alltså. Mysigt värre.

Haha, det gjorde de på Arvika. Jag fattade ingenting men alla skrek "SAXEN!" så jag hakade på. ^__^'

Animal Collective - The Purple Bottle

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Billie the Vision and the Dancers - Overdosing with You

Mysig låt, feat. Annika Norlin, rolig text. Inte 'ha-ha' rolig, men rolig som i annorlunda.

Hello Saferide, can you can give me a safe ride back to sleep?

Hello Pablo, I got this vision that we can dance too...

Längesen jag lyssnade på Billie, måste göra det nu... :lol:

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Tips... Strokes-mys hela dagen igår. Inte hunnit lyssna på något annat idag så jag tipsar om The Strokes - 12:51 som alla redan har hört.

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