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Franz Ferdinand - Jackie Jackson

Jag brukar aldrig bry mig om låttexter annars, men den här är så skön. :shifty: Läsläs!

Well Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy

That's right he liked to stuff his face

The thing that gave that boy the greatest joy

Was eating far too many cakes

And he ate one two three four

But Jackie wanted more

Five six seven eight

Jackie had another plate

And by the time he got to twenty

Anybody would of thought that he had plenty

By he had another eight

Which makes it twenty eight

So when he got to twenty eight

He stopped

He stopped eating cakes but only because he had run out of cakes

But Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy

Yes he said i've not had enough

I think that I could eat a thousand cakes

That I could eat a thousand more

Because, because I love the taste of tasty cakes

I think i'll find myself some more

And he did

He went down to the local shop where there were loads of cakes

Loads of cakes

So he ate one two three four five and six

Well Jackie was a little bit sick

And he didn't stop and he got to eight

And said I love the taste of cakes

I love the taste of cakes

I'll eat all day and I'll eat all night

And one two three four Jackie had a little bit more

And seventeen he said I need to eat until the shop is clean

And cakes and all the cakes pass through my mouth I munch them up and then i'll put the munched up cakes into my large expanding gut My large expanding gut

And he did, he ate thirty two cakes in that shop and he'd already eaten twenty eight cakes and twnety eight and thirty two that means he'd eaten sixty cakes

Well, do you think Jackie Jackson had eaten enough cakes

Well Jackie Jackson was a greedy boy

He said I'll never have enough

He ate ten twenty thirty forty, Jackie said he'd never thought he'd

Gotta eat so many tasty cakes and ate another eighty

Jackie gave a little moan and his stomach gave a little groan

Jackie yelled and cried oh no, I think my belly's overloaded, My belly's overloaded

BANG!

Jackie exploded

He'd eaten over two hundred, two hundred, two hundred cakes

He eaten over two hundred cakes and Jackie Jackson

...Well Jackie was dead

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Billie Holiday - Strange Fruit

Hämsk text, grym inlevelse...

Southern trees bear strange fruit,

Blood on the leaves and blood at the root,

Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze,

Strange fruit hanging from the poplar trees.

Pastoral scene of the gallant south,

The bulging eyes and the twisted mouth,

Scent of magnolias, sweet and fresh,

Then the sudden smell of burning flesh.

Here is fruit for the crows to pluck,

For the rain to gather, for the wind to suck,

For the sun to rot, for the trees to drop,

Here is a strange and bitter crop.

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Skitskön låt, sångaren i Watain har så jävla grym röst

Band: Watain

Låt: Angel Rape

Genre: Black Metal

Album: Rabid Death's Curse

Text:

Feel the coming of a storm

Of wrath burning red as blood

Thundering forth

With poison in veins and death in the eyes

Under banners as mirrors reflecting

The darkness above and below

And the eye...

The eye that is him

Bonecrush, bloodlust

Behold the remains of jehova in the dust

Suffocate, Desecrate

For Satan's return - Angelrape

Warlust fill my veins

As bullets in the heart of humanity

Darkness drown me

As carnal shreds of light soaked in blood

Cursed to wander

And to eternally despise

Forever to stride

For evil never dies...

The beauty of destruction

The passion of death

Immortalized

In your ashes

Bonecrush, bloodlust

Behold the remains of jehova in the dust

Suffocate, Desecrate

For Satan's return - Angelrape

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Tenacious D - Beezleboss (The Final Showdown) :)

[beelz] I am complete!

[both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck

now i'm complete and my cock you will suck

the world will be mine and you're first in line

you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!

[JB] Wait! wait!

you muthafucka

we challenge you to a rock off!

give us one chance to rock your socks off

[beelz] Fuck, fuck, fuck

the demon code prevents me

from declining a rock off challenge

what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell.

and also you will have to pay our rent

[beelz] And what if *i* win?

[JB] then you can take Kage back to hell...

[KG] What?

[JB] trust me Kage, its the only way,

[KG] What the fuck man?

[JB] to be your little bitch.

[beelz]

Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa

Im the devil i love metal!

Check this riff it's fucking tasty

i'm the devil i can do what i want,

whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,

there's never been a rock off i've ever lost

i cant wait to take Kage back to hell

i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel

i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] Noooooo!

cmon Kage bring the thundah

[KG] there's just no way that we can win,

that was a masterpiece.

[JB] listen to me

[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

[JB] goddamn-it Kage,

he gonna make you his sex slave,

youre gonna gargle mayonnaise

unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.

[KG] dude, we've been through so much shit,

[JB] deactivated lasers with my dick

[bOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!

[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down

[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down

[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown

[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town

[bOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down

[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down

[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out

[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,

we know your weakness our rocket-sauce

we rock the casbah, and blow your mind

we will defeat you, for all mankind

you hold the scepter,

we hold the key

you are the devil,

we are the D [17x]

[beelz]

You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me.

Taste my lightning suckers!

[Tenacious D:]

[JB] NOOOO!

[beelz]

ow! Fuck!

My Fuckin' horn!

ooohh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,

until you are complete again

[beelz]

Nooooooo! Fuck you Kage and Fuck you Jables!

I'll get you Tenacious D!

Kan inte säga mycket annat än att jag älskar den här låten! :)

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Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous

Always see it on t.v.

Or read it in the magazines

Celebrities who want sympathy

All they do is piss and moan

Inside the rolling stone

Talkin' about how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend a week

Livin' life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walkin' in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

They would fall... (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complainin'

Always complainin'...

If money is such a problem

Well they've got mansions

Think we should rob them

Well did you know when you were famous you could kill your wife

And there's no such thing as 25 to life

As long as you've got the cash, to pay for Cochran

And did you know if you were caught and you were smokin' crack

McDonalds wouldn't even wanna take you back

You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend a week

Livin' life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

If they could spend a day or two

Walking in someone else's shoes

I think they'd stumble and they'd fall

they would fall

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complainin'

Always complainin'...

If money is such a problem

Well they've got mansions

Think we should rob them

(Fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous

They're always complainin'

Always complainin'...

If money is such a problem

They've got so many problems

Think I could solve them

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

We'll take your clothes, cash, cars and homes just stop complainin'

Lifestyles of the rich and famous...

Lifestyles of the rich and famous...

Lifestyles of the rich and famous

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Eddie Money - Two Tickets To Paradise

Bekant? (w00t)

Got a surprise especially for you,

Something that both of us have always wanted to do.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,

I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to paradise,

Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,

I've got two tickets to paradise,

I've got two tickets to paradise.

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh

I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here,

I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

We've waited so long, waited so long.

I've got two tickets to paradise,

Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight,

I've got two tickets to paradise,

I've got two tickets to paradise.

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