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Det är väsentligt att ni alla läser det här inlägget. För det här är utan tvekan det viktigaste som jag nånsin tänker skriva på den här sidan. Imorse vaknade jag av att jag hörde ett bekant akustiskt

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Alright, känner bara att jag inte skulle ta på mig att jämföra ett metal-band med ett annat eftersom jag inte vet nånting om genren även om jag avskyr musiken. --- Har nyligen kommit på att

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Machinae Supremacy - SIDstyler---- (Cover på Boomfunk MCs gamla hit Freestyler från 2000)

Stand aside, you can't collide

with a million years of pride

and not fucking die

Conviction,

and with the power of hatred

I will crash the heavens

and rape the sacred

Tension, pay no attention,

unbridled rage is the final dimension

Take back what was taken,

burn the world

for all crimes forsaken

Yeah! Straight from the top of my dome

as I rock the microphone!

We are beyond the time of correction,

a rebuild now could only

follow destruction

The system cannot be reformed,

the structure will never

transform by itself

Yeah! Straight from the top of my dome

as I rock the microphone!

Kommentar: Originalet kan slänga sig i bastun, Machinae Supremacy visar var skåpet ska stå. Död åt Boomfunk MC

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Lazyboy - Underwear goes inside the pants.

Sjukt bra låt. Visserligen är själva låten helt okej (förutom refrängen) men det som är bra är den väldigt underhållande texten.

"..Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?

It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt.

Do you know what's not natural?

80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That's not natural.

But we got pills for that.

We're dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,

but we're putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.

Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.

I can't watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases.

Like: "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.

Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is:

people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.

I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that?

That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

The schools now: It is all about self-esteem in the schools now.

Build the kids' self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves.

If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs?

What's going to happen to our porno industry?

These women don't just grown on trees.

It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.

And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection?

Masterminds are another w0rd that comes up all the time.

You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east.

Terrorists masterminds.

Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don't you think?

They're not masterminds.

"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?"

"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can't I just:"

"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"

Americans, let's face it: We've been a spoiled country for a long time.

Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?

Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.

An epidemic like it is polio. Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.

The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.

"How'd you get through it grandpa?"

"Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere."

Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle.

I'll sit at a drive thru.

I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.

Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large.

You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There's room in the back. Take it!

Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It's only three more cents.

Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.

Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there'd be a Microsoft?

Of course not.

You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think,

"You'll see. I'm going to take of the world of computers! I'll show them."

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,

but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants. I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants" policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on the books..."

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Artist: The Grateful Dead

Låt: Truckin'

Album: American Beauty

Kommentar: Om bara Jerry levde... :D

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Truckin' got my chips cashed in. Keep truckin', like the do-dah man

Together, more or less in line, just keep truckin' on.

Arrows of neon and flashing marquees out on Main Street.

Chicago, New York, Detroit and it's all on the same street.

Your typical city involved in a typical daydream

Hang it up and see what tomorrow brings.

Dallas, got a soft machine; Houston, too close to New Orleans;

New York's got the ways and means; but just won't let you be, oh no.

Most of the cats that you meet on the streets speak of true love,

Most of the time they're sittin' and cryin' at home.

One of these days they know they better get goin'

Out of the door and down on the streets all alone.

Truckin', like the do-dah man once told me "You've got to play your hand"

Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay'em down

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;

Other times I can barely see.

Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange trip it's been.

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane?

She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same

Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine,

All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?"

Truckin', up to Buffalo. Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow

Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin' on.

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window.

Got a tip they're gonna kick the door in again

I'd like to get some sleep before I travel,

But if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in.

Busted, down on Bourbon Street, set up, like a bowlin' pin

Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin. They just won't let you be, oh no.

You're sick of hangin' around and you'd like to travel;

Get tired of travelin' and you want to settle down.

I guess they can't revoke your soul for tryin',

Get out of the door and light out and look all around.

Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me;

Other times I can barely see.

Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange trip it's been.

Truckin', I'm a goin' home. Whoa whoa baby, back where I belong,

Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin' on.

Hey now get back truckin' home.

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Artist: Enigma

Låt: Beyond The Visible

Album: Le Roi Est Mort, Vive Le Roi

Kommentar: Just feel and realize :D

Text:

look into the mirror

See myself, I'm over me

I need space for my desires

Have to dive into my fantasies

I know as soon as I'll arrive

Everything is possible

Cause no one has to hide

Beyond the invisible

Sajaja bramani totari ta

Raitata raitata, radu ridu raitata, rota

Close your eyes

Just feel and realize

It is real and not a dream

I'm in you and you're in me

It is time

To break the chains of life

If you follow you will see

What's beyond reality

Ne irascaris Domine

Ne ultra memineris iniquitatis

Ecce civitas Sancti facta est deserta

Sion deserta facta est

Ierusalem desolata est

Domus sanctificationis tuae et gloriae tuae

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