Musiktips

[The Dude]

Har tipsat om denna förrut men jag tror att det försvann i crashen.

Dagens Tips:

Frank Zappa - Dinah Moe Hum

Skön, rolig och jäkligt Zappa! Håller just på att få hem alla hans 72 (!) album

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

(Y'jes can't do it)

She made a bet with her sister who's a little dumb

She could prove it any time all men was scum

I don't mind that she called me a bum,

But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

(So I got down to it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb

An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb

But I still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe Humm,

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe Humm

Where this Dinah-Moe

Comin' from

Done spent three hours

An' I ain't got a crumb

From the Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe, Dinah-Moe

From the Dinah-Moe Humm

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

I got a spot that gets me hot

But you ain't been to it

'Cause I can't get into it

Unless I get out of it

An' I gotta get out of it

Before I get into it

'Cause I never get into it

Unless I get out of it

An' I gotta be out of it

To get myself into it

(She looked over at me with a glazed eye

And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area

And she said...)

Just get me wasted

An' you're half-way there

'Cause if my mind's tore up

Then my body don't care

I rubbed my chinny-chin-chin

An' said my-my-my

What sort of thing

Might this lady get high upon?

I checked out her sister

Who was holdin' the bet

An' wondered what kind of trip

The young lady was on

The forty dollar bill didn't matter no more

When her sister got nekkid an' laid on the floor

She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet

But she could use a little ------- if I wasn't done yet

I told her...

Just because the sun

Want a place in the sky

No reason to assume

I wouldn't give her a try

So I pulled on her hair

Got her legs in the air

An' asked if she had any cooties on there

(Whaddya mean cooties! No cooties on me!)

She was buns-up kneelin'

BUNS UP!

I was wheelin' an dealin'

WHEELIN' AN' DEALIN' AN OOOOH!

She surrended to the feelin'

SHE SWEETLY SURRENDERED

An' she started in to squealin'

Dinah-Moe watched from the edge of the bed

With her lips just a-twitchin' an' her face gone red

Some drool rollin' down

From the edge of her chin

While she spied the condition

Her sister was in

She quivered 'n quaked

An' clutched at herself

While her sister made a joke

'Bout her mental health

'Till Dinah-Moe finally

Did give in

But I told her

All she really needed

Was some discipline...

Kiss my aura...Dora...

M-M-M...it's real angora

Would y'all like some more-a?

Right here on the flora?

An' how 'bout you, Fauna?

Y'wanna?

MMM...sound like y'might be chokin' on somethin'

Did you say you want some more?

Well, here's some more...

MMM, sure...listen

D'you think I could interest you

In a pair of zircon-encrusted tweezers?

MMM...tweezers!

Here, lemme sterilize 'em...

Gimme your lighter...

I couldn't say where she's coming' from,

But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm

She stroll on over, say look here, bum,

I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum

(Y'jes can't do it)

I whipped off her bloomers'n stiffened my thumb

An' applied rotation on her sugar plum

I poked'n stroked till my wrist got numb

An' you know I heard some Dinah-Moe Humm,

Dinah-Moe Humm

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

Dinah-Moe

[okka]

Skön, rolig och jäkligt Zappa! Håller just på att få hem alla hans 72 (!) album

Haha, you crazy fool! *Högtidlig röst*

Håller verkligen alla hans album kvalité eller var han en sån som var inne i en åttiotalssvacka etc. *Host, syftar faktiskt på ingen speciell*?

Ägaren av den lokala vinylaffären snackar alltid gott om Zappa; jag får ständiga uppläxningar. Tröttsamt. Men Dude - du har fått mig att tycka om honom (även fast jag inte hört något)! Jazz ain't dead, it just smells funny.

Aaah, hans berättarröst.

[The Dude]

Haha, you crazy fool! *Högtidlig röst*

Håller verkligen alla hans album kvalité eller var han en sån som var inne i en åttiotalssvacka etc. *Host, syftar faktiskt på ingen speciell*?

Ägaren av den lokala vinylaffären snackar alltid gott om Zappa; jag får ständiga uppläxningar. Tröttsamt. Men Dude - du har fått mig att tycka om honom (även fast jag inte hört något)! Jazz ain't dead, it just smells funny.

Aaah, hans berättarröst.

Jag är också en ganska ung lyssnare av Zappa och jag vet faktiskt inte, men jag gillar kompletta samlingar. Har man 8Mbit-lina så får man väl ta och utnyttja det.

Vadå inte hört något? Vi lyssade ju på Be-Bop Tango Of The Old Jazzmens Church tillsammans med "bidididileidapbedidaa-George Duke", remember?

Du fick ju Dinah Moe Hum också, lyssna på den!

[okka]

Vadå inte hört något? Vi lyssade ju på Be-Bop Tango Of The Old Jazzmens Church tillsammans med "bidididileidapbedidaa-George Duke", remember?

Du fick ju Dinah Moe Hum också, lyssna på den!

Tihi, how can I forget? : ) George Duke var ju underbar. Men jag kan dock inte säga att jag har Zappa-rutin efter att ha hört en flumspelning.

Dinah Moe ska jag lyssna på med nöje, nästa gång jag tar min iPod i hand! Jag är dock förkyld och dedikerar dagarna till Dexys och Bowie; men imorgon, imorgon ska jag sätta Zappa i öronen.

[Ace]

Toots & The Maytals - Love Gonna Walk Out On Me..

Örongodis, riktigt jävla bra..

[Crice]

Dagens tips: skivan Donovan - Gift From A Flower To A Garden. Utmärkt album från en underskattad trubadur.

Wear your love like heaven.

[The Dude]

En kvarts underbart solorunk av Frank Zappa, låtarna:

Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar och Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More

[Benvit]

OK Go

OK Go

Skivan är sådär härligt uppkäftig och snabb, me like.

[virre cool]

Knutna Nävar - Det är något konstigt med friheten

Text:

Tacka Gud du är lycklig du

som fötts i en demokrati

Här får du arbeta, här får du lön,

här får du vara fri

Det är den bästa av alla världar

och här trycks ingen ned

Men det stämmer inte med verkligheten

och inte med det du ser

Refr.

Det är något konstigt med friheten

något konstigt med friheten

När du och kamratena kräver den

så finns den inte för er

Det sägs att du har frihet

att ta vilket jobb du vill

Men för den som flyttats till en barack

räcker inte friheten till

Det sägs att frihet, att arbeta

det är en självklarhet

Men när du står bland de arbetslösa

var finns då din valfrihet?

Det är något konstigt med friheten

något konstigt med friheten

När du och kamratena kräver den

så finns den inte för er

Det sägs att du får tillräckligt

betalt för ditt idoga knog

Men när du sålt din arbetskraft

så har du ändå inte pengar nog

Och när du kräver mer

blir friheten en illusion

"Det finns inga pengar att ta av

till dig en så ringa person"

Det sägs att du ändå har frihet

att utväckla din personlighet

Att skapa din egen lycka

och bruka din driftighet

Du närs med en dunkel dröm

om rikedom och makt

Men du får fly till en värld som du aldrig kan nå

av kärlek, lyx och prakt

Det är något konstigt med friheten

något konstigt med friheten

När du och kamratena kräver den

så finns den inte för er

Nej den lilla frihet du har

har din klass fått kämpa sig till

Men i detta system kan du inte föra

den längre än borgarna vill

För borgarnas diktatur

är den verkliga friheten här

Där arbetarklassen förnedras

Och förtrycks av profitbegär

[KalleR]

OK Go

OK Go

Skivan är sådär härligt uppkäftig och snabb, me like.

Jay en 244a, kan vara värt att lyssna på för det.

[Maxz]

Knutna Nävar - Det är något konstigt med friheten

Text

Knutna Nävar - Arbetarbröder FTW

Har gjort en musikvideo till den låten

[virre cool]

Knutna Nävar - Arbetarbröder FTW

Har gjort en musikvideo till den låten

Vill verkligen se den videon

[jaeger]

Artist: Lemon Demon

Låt: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Text:

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

when suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny

[CurunirOfValinor]

Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise

[Crice]

Usch... tisdagsmorgon. En förkylningsbasilusk eller två skulle inte sitta fel.

Artist: Bob Dylan

Låt: Simple Twist of Fate

Album: Blood on the Tracks

Kommentar: I was born too LAAAAATE. Så grymt vacker text.

Text:

They sat together in the park

As the evening sky grew dark,

She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones.

'Twas then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight

And watched out for a simple twist of fate.

They walked along by the old canal

A little confused, I remember well

And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burnin' bright.

He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train

Moving with a simple twist of fate.

A saxophone someplace far off played

As she was walkin' by the arcade.

As the light bust through a beat-up shade where he was wakin' up,

She dropped a coin into the cup of a blind man at the gate

And forgot about a simple twist of fate.

He woke up, the room was bare

He didn't see her anywhere.

He told himself he didn't care, pushed the window open wide,

Felt an emptiness inside to which he just could not relate

Brought on by a simple twist of fate.

He hears the ticking of the clocks

And walks along with a parrot that talks,

Hunts her down by the waterfront docks where the sailers all come in.

Maybe she'll pick him out again, how long must he wait

Once more for a simple twist of fate.

People tell me it's a sin

To know and feel too much within.

I still believe she was my twin, but I lost the ring.

She was born in spring, but I was born too late

Blame it on a simple twist of fate.

[okka]

Sovmorgon.

Inleder dagen med min favorit-svensk. Ingen annan än Elvis Costello-wannabeen Jakob Hellman!

Låt: Hon Har Ett Sätt

Artist: Jakob Hellman

Album: ...och stora havet

Kommentar: Lovely!

Text:

Hon har ett sätt

att säja: "mhmm",

jag inte trodde fanns.

Och hennes kläder följer inga enkla

lagar om obalans.

Hon har små band runt sina handleder

och andra i sitt hår.

Hon är en så'n man skulle vänta länge på

om man fick en chans.

Hon har ett sätt

att flytta höfterna försiktigt när hon går.

Hon har ett sätt att le

som bara jag förstår.

Hon har ett sätt att gå förbi ibland

som om man inte fanns.

Det är en man som kommer hit och hälsar på ibland

och hon är hans.

Om hon var min,

om det var jag,

skulle jag ge,

ge mina da'r.

Men hon är inte,

det är klart,

nå'nting man har.

Och fråga efter hennes namn

tror jag inte att jag ska.

Jag är lite rädd

att hon ska heta nå't som inte låter bra.

Jag skulle gärna gå och hålla

och ha sönder hennes hand.

Jag skulle ännu hellre

göra nå't,

ja göra nå'nting jag kan.

[Mahalo]

Knutna Nävar - Det är något konstigt med friheten

Ett stort jävla shizzle på den där, virre cool. "Det är något konstigt med friheten" är utan tvekan den bästa protestsång som en svensk nånsin lyckats skriva ner på papper. Och det är denna låt som Knutna Nävar borde bli ihågkomna för, och ínte för sitt naiva ylande om revolution och arbetarklassens befrielse. "Vi slåss för vår framtid" är ett ganska bra alternativ, men den förlorar poäng i sitt banala försök att rekrytera människor till "socialismens ungdomsförbund". Ladda.

[Gizmo04]

Jahapp. då behövde jag hjälp med musik tips

1. Söker jag mäktiga låtar, kategori i övrigt spelar ingen roll, men gärna ovanliga låtar/artister.

Med mäktiga menar jag körsång,film musik osv. Kanske lite klurigt att förklara, spelar ingen roll om det är lugn musik eller med mer temp. bara det är mäktigt.

Ex. Nightwish - crimson tide, Sara brightman- Eden, Bravehart, titanic, Gladiator, The rock osv.

2. Här söker jag techno musik eller vad det heter, Med skönt basljud och synth,keyboard, ja ni känner säkert till det bättre än jag.

Tacksam för all hjälp jag kan få på artister,låtar,grupper osv.

[BroDD]

Iron Maiden - Brave New World

[Tija]

Artist: Lemon Demon

Låt: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Text:

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

when suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

and took an AK47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who deliver a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny

Fan vad bra den är!! Första gången jag såg filmen höll jag på att dö av skratt, mer eller mindre!!