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Tror inte att jag tipsat om denna förut så jag gör det nu...

Artist: Bloodhound Gang

Album:One Fierce Beer Coaster

Låt:I Wish I was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Kommentar:Var fast efter första lyssningen, jag älskar den. Jävligt rolig text...

Text:

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo Poo Platter.

My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec class

Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too

Wanna see how many pushups I can do?

I just wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be

Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony

Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity

But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry

Scoring with a supermodel would be easy

'Cause supermodel means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb

Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become

That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair

No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear

I wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes

The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean

See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline

No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen

I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis

Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this

And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway

And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet

I wish I was queer so I could get

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks dig guys that are

Queer guys that don't dig

Chicks that don't dig guys like me

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

And I don't shave my heiny

Don't shave my heiny

See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

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Dagens tips. Kanske har Crice eller någon annan person med musiksmak redan tipsat om denna. Hursomhelst:

The Beatles - Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

Ligger på Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,

And she's gone.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds...

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies,

Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,

That grow so incredibly high.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,

And you're gone.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds...

Picture yourself on a train in a station,

With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,

The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds...

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Artist: Kaiser Chiefs

Album: Employment

Låt: Everyday I love you less and less

Kommentar: SKön låt

Text:

Everyday I love you less and less

It's good to see that you’ve become obsessed

I got to get this message to the press

That Everyday I love you less and less

And Everyday I love you less and less

I’ve got to get this feeling off my chest

The doctor says all I need is some rest

Since Everyday I love you less and less

Unless unless

I know I feel it in my bones,

I’m sick I’m tired

Of staying in control

Oh yes I feel a rat apon the wheel

I got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, I’m stressed

I’m sorry I digress

Depress, Digress

SOS

Oooooh and my parents love me

Oooooh and my girlfriend loves me

Oooooh

Everyday I love you less and less

I can't believe that me and you did sex

It makes me sick to think of you undress

Since everyday I love you less and less

And Everyday I love you less and less

You’re turning into something I detest

And everybody says you look a mess

Since everyday I love you less and less

Unless unless

I know I feel it in my bones,

I’m sick I’m tired

Of staying in control

Oh yes I feel a rat apon the wheel

I got to know just not so much is real

Oh yes, I’m stressed

I’m sorry I digress

Depress, Dedress

SOS

Oooooh and my parents love me

Oooooh and my girlfriend loves me

Oooooh they keep photos love me

Oooooh that's enough love for me

Oooooh

---------------

Oooooh and my parents love me

Oooooh and my girlfriend loves me

Oooooh they keep photos of me

Oooooh that's enough love for me

Oooooh

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Artist: Donovan

Låt: Sunshine Superman

Album: Sunshine Superman

Kommentar: En grymt underskattad musikers hyllning till LSD. Superb.

Text:

Sunshine came softly through my a-window today

Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways

It'll take time, I know it but in a while

You're gonna be mine, I know it, we'll do it in style

'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine

I'll tell you right now

Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find

Everybody's hustlin' just to have a little scene

When I say we'll be cool I think that you know what I mean

We stood on a beach at sunset, do you remember when?

I know a beach where, baby, a-it never ends

When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind

'Cause I made my mind up you're going to be mine

I'll tell you right now

Any trick in the book now, baby, all that I can find

Superman or Green Lantern ain't got a-nothin' on me

I can make like a turtle and dive for your pearls in the sea, yeah!

A you-you-you can just sit there a-thinking on your velvet throne

'bout all the rainbows a-you can a-have for your own

When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

I'll pick up your hand and slowly blow your little mind

When you've made your mind up forever to be mine

I'll pick up your hand

I'll pick up your hand

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Artist: Billy Joel

Låt: Movin' Out (Anthony's Song)

Album: The Stranger

Kommentar: Joels bästa låt, no doubt. Visst, det är taffliga Springsteen-ambitioner, men det låter bra, och jag var en gång i tiden smått frälst av herr Billy.

Text:

Anthony works in the grocery store

Savin' his pennies for someday

Mama Leone left a note on the door,

She said,

"Sonny, move out to the country."

Workin' too hard can give me

A heart attack

You oughta know by now

Who needs a house out in Hackensack?

Is that what you get with your money?

It seems such a waste of time

If that's what it's all about

If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat

At night he becomes a bartender

He works at Mister Cacciatore's down

On Sullivan Street

Across from the medical center

He's tradin' in his Checy for a Cadillac

You oughta know by now

And if he can't drive

With a broken back

At least he can polish the fenders

It seems such a waste of time

If that's what it's all about

If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

You should never argue with a crazy mind

You oughta know by now

You can pay Uncle Sam with overtime

Is that all you get for your money?

It seems such a waste of time

If that's what it's all about

If that's movin' up then I'm movin' out.

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Väl inne på knark kan jag väl passa på och tipsa om il numbero uno!

Låt: Heroin

Artist: The Velvet Underground

Album: The Velvet Undeground and Nico

Kommentar: Andy fuckin' Warhol!

Text:

I don't know just where I'm going

But I'm gonna try for the kingdom, if I can

'Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man

When I put a spike into my vein

And I'll tell ya, things aren't quite the same

When I'm rushing on my run

And I feel just like Jesus' son

And I guess that I just don't know

And I guess that I just don't know

I have made the big decision

I'm gonna try to nullify my life

'Cause when the blood begins to flow

When it shoots up the dropper's neck

When I'm closing in on death

And you can't help me not, you guys

And all you sweet girls with all your sweet silly talk

You can all go take a walk

And I guess that I just don't know

And I guess that I just don't know

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago

I wish that I'd sail the darkened seas

On a great big clipper ship

Going from this land here to that

In a sailor's suit and cap

Away from the big city

Where a man can not be free

Of all of the evils of this town

And of himself, and those around

Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Oh, and I guess that I just don't know

Heroin, be the death of me

Heroin, it's my wife and it's my life *skönt Lou Reed-skratt*

Because a mainer to my vein

Leads to a center in my head

And then I'm better off and dead

Because when the smack begins to flow

I really don't care anymore

About all the Jim-Jim's in this town

And all the politicians makin' busy sounds

And everybody puttin' everybody else down

And all the dead bodies piled up in mounds

'Cause when the smack begins to flow

Then I really don't care anymore

Ah, when the heroin is in my blood

And that blood is in my head

Then thank God that I'm as good as dead

Then thank your God that I'm not aware

And thank God that I just don't care

And I guess I just don't know

And I guess I just don't know

ANDY WARHOL.

Eller som Bowie en gång sade: "It..it's War-hoL, actually"

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Låt: Centerfield

Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

Album: Centerfield

Kommentar: Ytterligare en stillsam och njutbar från kära CCR. Kan någon snäll forumsjäl säga vilken känd låt man tänker på när man hör det fina "gitarrplonget" i början?

Text:

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!

We're born again, there's new grass on the field.

A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man;

Anyone can understand the way I feel.

[Chorus:]

Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;

Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;

Look at me, I can be Centerfield.

Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine, watchin' it from the bench;

You know I took some lumps when the Mighty Casey struck out.

So Say Hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio;

Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.

[Chorus]

Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;

You know I think it's time to give this game a ride.

Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;

(pop) It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

[Chorus x2]

Yeah!

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