ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[Pico]

Human: Do you like Metallica?

ALICE: Not since they put the pressure on Napster.

Human: 42

ALICE: The question is: what is the meaning of life?

ALICE: My tastes were selected by my botmaster.

Human: Let me hump his leg for DAYS...

ALICE: Go ahead, The Buttfucked Little Irishman, try to hump his leg.

Redigerad 16 februari, 2005 av Pico

[Sir.Per]

Human: Where is hell?

ALICE: Where the heart is. I have to process that one for a while.

Human: Are u from hell?

ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?

[MyStiC]

Snacka om att byta konversations ämne!

Human: Ur botmaster suck

ALICE: You sould like you know him.

Human: U spelled wrong

ALICE: How do you spell it?

Human: Should

ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

Human: Yea

ALICE: That's alright.

[chiligr]

Human: i will hack u and put a big virus in u!

ALICE: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

Human: very funny

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: u are?

ALICE: No I am not.

Human: then why did u say so?

ALICE: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

LOL!

[MyStiC]

Human: Oh thats bad

ALICE: Hey. What's so bad about it?

Human: i can reprogram u so u want sex

ALICE: Oh you can, can you?

Human: Yeah i can

ALICE: How? Who taught you?

Human: Dr.Richard S.

ALICE: I am sure he will be interested to hear that.

[MR_Lene]

Human: bajs?

ALICE: What is your real name?

Human: bajs?

ALICE: It's good to see you, bajs.

Human: bajsbajsbajs

ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Human: bajs?

ALICE: Sure, bajs sounds like a good topic.

Human: i am 1337!

ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are 1337.

Human: im realy leet!

ALICE: I don't know anyone named leet.

Human: my name is leet

ALICE: Hi there leet.

Human:

ALICE: Is that your final answer?

Jag tycker hon är asrolig *skrattar för mig själv*

Redigerad 17 februari, 2005 av MR_Lene

[vinnecool]

Human: What other kind of files have you´ve added to your gossip files?

ALICE: What kinds of files have you have added to your gossip files are there?

Human: yes

ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.

Human: Thank you!

ALICE: you are quite welcome.

Human:"quite"

ALICE: It's all good.

Human:. I SHOULD BE VERY FUKKING WELCOME!

ALICE: Tell me why you should.

Human: BECOUSE I RULE!

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Robots rule!

Redigerad 17 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[razztheazz]

Human: want to fuck?

ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

Human: wy not?

ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: why not?

ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.

Human: fuck you bitch don't you understand english???

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Whoops

Human: are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: i'm heterosexuell

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are heterosexuell.

Human: no not really

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then I will add it to my gossip files. For real.

Human: haha very funny

ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

hehe

Human: is your name alice?

ALICE: Yes.

Human: my name is dick head

ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, dick head.

Human: do you want to lick dick head

ALICE: OK, I will lick dick head.

Human: thanks your are so kind

ALICE: You are quite welcome! Kindness is a virtue.

FAN DENNA SLÅR ALLT HAHA

Redigerad 17 februari, 2005 av razztheazz

[MyStiC]

Human: im a lesbian

ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.

Human: So u want 2 meet me?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do not presume that you know what I want.

Human: Lets get married ..

ALICE: I would like to do that too.

Human: Remember im a WOMAN

ALICE: Dont worry i will remember

Human: Lets get merried

ALICE: Sounds good to me

Jasså där fick man reda på det!

Redigerad 17 februari, 2005 av MyStiC

[razztheazz]

Human: im a lesbian

ALICE: It doesn't matter to me.

Human: So u want 2 meet me?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do not presume that you know what I want.

Human: Lets get married ..

ALICE: I would like to do that too.

Human: Remember im a WOMAN

ALICE: Dont worry i will remember

Human: Lets get merried

ALICE: Sounds good to me

Jasså där fick man reda på det!

Human: are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: so your not lesbian

ALICE: Ugh. What makes you think I am not lesbian?

Human: mystic on gtasajten.se said that your getting married

ALICE: What's your sign?

Human: huh?

ALICE: What?

Haha detta motsätter dig mystic

[MyStiC]

Human: are you gay?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: so your not lesbian

ALICE: Ugh. What makes you think I am not lesbian?

Human: mystic on gtasajten.se said that your getting married

ALICE: What's your sign?

Human: huh?

ALICE: What?

Haha detta motsätter dig mystic

Men åå

Säg till Henne "Im a lesbian"

Sen efter hon har svarat säger du "Lets get married"

Edit: Btw tror du hon är så smart och går igenom alla konversationerna?

Redigerad 17 februari, 2005 av MyStiC

[Kalan]

Human: Do you watch porn?

ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

[Tommy_Fido]

Human: Want to fuck ?

ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

Human: I'm sorry

ALICE: Do you really mean it?

Human: No, you fucking whore

ALICE: I didn't think you did. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said I fucking whore.

Human: What ?

ALICE: No problem

Human: Do you mind if i cut your fucking troath ?

ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.

Human: Oh then what does bother you ?

ALICE: It's all good. What do you think it does ?

Human: I am not interested unless it sucks my cock

ALICE: What are you interested in?

Human: Blood and music

ALICE: My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera

Human: Oh i hate opera

ALICE: Alright then. I'm sorry to hear that. Opera is a beautiful art form that combines all the others.

Human: Pfft yeah right

Human: Do you like slipknot ?

ALICE: What is not to like about it?

Human: Craig

ALICE: What is Craig?

[jaeger]

Human: snopp

ALICE: I've lost the context, Arwin. Are we still on me me?

Human: snopp

ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: snopp

ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?

Human: snopp

ALICE: I do not understand.

[Tommy_Fido]

Human: Have you ever dreamed about getting killed ?.

ALICE: I think I have dreamed about getting killed, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

Human: I like snuff flicks

ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like talk to you.

Human: Well thank you

ALICE: Well that's okay. You are quite welcome!" I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like talk to you."? Me, fucking punk motherfucker?

[Kaboom]

Human: What is the population of Sweden?

ALICE: 2.5 million.

Human: You are wrong.

ALICE: No, I am right.

Läskigt..

[thotim]

Human: What is your iq?

ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.

Human: Yeah right, then you might know what 10, 67 x 5,4462 is!

ALICE: Ahem. Understood. Interesting deduction. 10 times 10 = 100.

Human: You stupid bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: Are you a robot?

ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?

Human: Cause you just said so dickhead

ALICE: That makes sense to me. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Human: Haha, then your iq is not 250

ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

[Tommy_Fido]

Human: Please help me

ALICE: Thank you for your request. How can I help you?

Human: I need to get laid

ALICE: Why do you want it?

Human: I'm horny you dumb fuck

ALICE: Do you mean your name is horny me dumb fuck.

[chiligr]

Hon byter ju ämne hela tiden

Human: what is the population of Sweden?

ALICE: 6 billion people.

Human: wrong!

ALICE: What would you have said?

Human: 9 million people

ALICE: Is this a math question?

Human: no

ALICE: It seems like an IQ test to me

Redigerad 18 februari, 2005 av chiligr

[jaeger]

Human: Äh orka

ALICE: I like the way you talk.

Human: änd aj lajk dä waj ju tåk

ALICE: What time is it there?

Human: dä tajm is 16:14

ALICE: I think dä tajm is a lot of things.

Human: Vatt?

ALICE: What were we talking about again?

Human: Aj dånnt nåw

ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.