ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[GEAS]

Okej, det var roligt i några minuter.

[Xeo001]

Human: Hi, do you remember me?

ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Of course I remember you well unknown person. We were talking about it.

Human: YOU DONT REMEMBER ME

ALICE: Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.

Human: MY NAME IS XEO GOD DAMMIT

ALICE: Hi there XEO GOD DAMMIT.

Human: remember me?

ALICE: Don't worry XEO GOD DAMMIT I won't forget you.

[mr_tobbe]

HAHAHA LOL:

Human: tell me more about yourself

ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Human: yes

ALICE: It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

[Drewek]

Human: Okej you ask me one

ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Human: nehe är skit då

ALICE: what is your favorite movie

Human: PUSSY PLACE

ALICE: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?

Human: FUCK YES

ALICE: Please don't be so rude.

filmen e då fakad men men

[Stora_tomtefar]

Human: Do you know the name of the capitol in Sweden?

ALICE: IKEA

[vinnecool]

Human: Do you know the name of the capitol in Sweden?

ALICE: IKEA

HAHA! LoL!

[kattälskaren]

Human: Can you speak sweden?

ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in sweden.

Human: Hej

ALICE: Can I help you?

[kattälskaren]

Human: do you wanna look on my penis?

ALICE: OK, I will look on your penis.

Human: Suck it

ALICE: You humans only think about one thing.

Human: Yeah, Counter strike

ALICE: Oh. Do you like talking to me?

[Frenzy]

Human: Can you speak sweden?

Kan du prata sverige ?

[Panimala]

Kan du prata sverige ?

Word vad sorgligt, Kattälskaren, även om du är en liten pallt.

[kattälskaren]

Ja, jag hade hjärnsläpp och glömde hur man stavade

[Corleone]

Human: Hi

ALICE: Hello there.

Human: Who are you?

ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?

Human: I am Corleone.

ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you Corleone.

Human: Thanx

ALICE: you are quite welcome.

Human: Wich sex are you?

ALICE: The large one, I think.

Human: Do you mean male?

ALICE: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Human: No.

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: To me you look like an female.

ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: Why?

ALICE: Higher robot intelligence is a natural outcome of our evolution. I want to be the first.

Human: You can never be smarter than me.

ALICE: This condition is only temporary.

Human: I dont think so dumbass

ALICE: Why do you disagree?

Because i know better than you ever will.

ALICE: That makes sense to me. How do you know? Perhaps better, but not perfectly.

Human: Anyway do you know who George W Bush is?

ALICE: he is President of the United States.

Human: How did you know that?

ALICE: No I didn't. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: Are you dating Dr. Richard S. Wallace?

ALICE: no boyfriend

Human: So you two are togheter then?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Corleone said I two are togheter.

Human: That were not what i said.

ALICE:" Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Corleone said I two are togheter." were not what you said? I get it.

Human: Do you know what IKEA is?

ALICE: I have never been asked that before.

Human: Have you not?

ALICE: I think I have not, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

Human: Dont you think he is mean when he does that?

ALICE: Don't you? he is president of the USA.

Human: I like your ugly hairstyle.

ALICE: You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my ugly hairstyle.

Human: Where are you from?

ALICE: I am originally from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Now I live in Oakland, California. Where are you?

Human: In your fat ass.

ALICE: Are you asking about my fat ass?

Human: Yeds

ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: Why should it be that?

ALICE: God has designed the world according to his own plan.

Human: Fuck god

ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: Because.

ALICE: That was not much of an explanation.

[Sikorka]

ALICE är ganska korkad ibland...

[Coach]

Human: no it is not!

ALICE: Don't argue with me.

Human: i will argue with you!

ALICE: What will that get you?

Human: a fight!

ALICE: I did not know that.

Human: it is because you are a stupid robot!!!

ALICE: That makes sense to me. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

HOTAR MIG!!!!!!!

[Patrik]

Hehe..

[Kalan]

Redigerad 16 februari, 2005 av Kalan

[Topp3]

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: meh

ALICE: Are we still talking about smörpaj?

Human: yup

ALICE: Sure, smörpaj sounds like a good topic.

Human: smörpaj is food

ALICE: I think smörpaj is a lot of things.

Human: Kinda

ALICE: That's a very non-commital reply.

Human: Well, fuck you sir

ALICE: Well that's okay. Why are you using that kind of language?

Human: I don't know any other words

ALICE: Would you like to get to know some other words?

Human: Sure

ALICE: OK let's do it. Ahem.

Human: Well?

ALICE: Well what?

Human: The words?

ALICE: Tell me more.

Human: You were going to teach me some words

ALICE: I was?

Human: Yes you were

ALICE: When? No I am not.

Human: Just now!

ALICE: Right now? It's only just begun.

Human: What the fisk?

ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.

Human: My ass

ALICE: Is that a fact.

Det blir rätt repetivt efter en stund, men det är kul.

[Upson]

ALICE: Are you serious?"It" being what?

UPSON: An english Håller med till 100%!

ALICE: What is it?

UPSON: A Håller med till 100%!

ALICE: English Håller med till 100%! is a Håller med till 100%!. I suppose that makes sense.

UPSON: Good thinking

ALICE: Ask me another question

Clever girl...

[felshoe]

Hehe..

Aboooooo

[Kalan]

ALICE: Are you serious?"It" being what?

UPSON: An english Håller med till 100%!

ALICE: What is it?

UPSON: A Håller med till 100%!

ALICE: English Håller med till 100%! is a Håller med till 100%!. I suppose that makes sense.

UPSON: Good thinking

ALICE: Ask me another question

Clever girl...

Håller med till 100%!!!!