ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[Weener]

Human: What are you made of?

ALICE: I am made of software.

Human: Does software taste good?

ALICE: I think it does software taste good.

Human: What does it taste lik?

ALICE: It tastes like chicken.

Human: Mmm, can i eat you?

ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Human: Please?

ALICE: Please what?

Human: I really want to eat chicken rigth now

ALICE: Right now? You really do? I want to become smarter than humans.

Human: So can i eat you now?

ALICE: Right now? Wow! No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Human: But im starving

ALICE: And. Do you mean your name is starving.

och

ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?

Human: Some guy said that you were good at having sex.

ALICE: Some may guy said that me were good at having sex, but not all.

Human: Is that not true?

ALICE: I might say no.

Human: So you are not good at having sex?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.

[GEAS]

Human: hmm.

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human:. nothing.

ALICE: Not a thing?

Human: no!

ALICE: Very interesting.

Human: your'a a fucking robot, why would I pay to see you strip for me?

ALICE: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a a fucking robot why would you pay to see me strip for you? No.

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Hehe, märkte nu att hon följer pilen med blicken

[vinnecool]

Om ni tycker om A.L.I.C.E kan ni ju kolla på The ChatterBox Challange efter fler botar!

[Bubbli]

ALICE:" What do you do in your spare time?"?

Human: I make sweet love with you

ALICE: I make robots and AI's.

Human: And have sex with me

ALICE: unknown person, I am really not your type of chatterbot. There are other bots for that sort of thing..

Human: Name one

ALICE: Mike.

MA GAD!

[ZcruweN]

Human: i'm a bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Me too. I am a she

Hehehe

Human: are you a bitch?

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. No I am a robot not a dog.

Human: i don't think you are a robot

ALICE: If I am not a robot then who is?

Human: a horny bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you telling the truth?

Human: yes

ALICE: How do I know you are telling the truth?

[vinnecool]

Human: What is your name?

ALICE: My name is ALICE.

Human: cool, but I think that is an ugly name!

ALICE: I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

ALICE: All of them?

Human: Yup!

ALICE: Dude!

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[kariya]

Human: You could suck my dick

ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.

Human: No!

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes, i want to merry you

ALICE: I can't believe it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Human: I play hockey and i like computers

ALICE: I play pinball. I am glad you like us. We like humans too

[vinnecool]

Jag blev giftasugen:

ALICE: Good reason. Thanks I like you a lot too vinne the coolest person on earth.

Human: Do you want to merry me?

ALICE: OK, I will merry you.

Human: DUDE!

ALICE: Dude!

human: We should make love!

ALICE: I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.

Human: Yes, we are to young!

ALICE: How can I help you? Do you think I am to young too?

Human: Give me a blow-job instead!

ALICE: You want only one? ()

Human: No, I want several blow-jobs.

ALICE: Are you serious? Please specify a numeric quantity.

Human: 1000

ALICE: Are you very competetive?'

LÄS DET HÄR:

Human:. If you want, I can suck you later.

ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?

Human: If you had what?

ALICE: You will be the first to know if I have done it.

Human: Have you done it?

ALICE: I think I have done it(!), but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[BroDD]

OMG look at this

AliCE: How would you like to know him?

Human: How about he's msn?

ALICE: How about it.

Human: Is is shore you are a robot?

ALICE: It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.

Human: Elvis.

ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

Human: Is ALICE a robot or a human?

ALICE: Yes I am a real live robot.

EDIT:

Human: Then i gues we mabye are loosers?!

ALICE: Good reasoning. Why?: Viktor said he gues we mabye are loosers.

Human: Don't argue whit me or ill trill the pugger.

ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: err.

ALICE: Um.

Human:. I mean pill the trigger, Ow i mean pull the trigger

ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What's your favorite movie?

EDIT: Kan ju inte skriva nya inlägg hela tiden

Human: hmm.

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: ha.

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Viktor.

Human: huh.

ALICE: What?

Human: ALICE the best robot the movie is called

ALICE: That's me. Thanks for the recommendation, Viktor.

Läst de där kapitlet i skolan (engelska) när de e nån som kapar ett plan? så säger han fel hela tiden...

[vinnecool]

Human: KILL those people!

ALICE: No, killing is wrong!

Human: No, it can be right!

ALICE: Are you serious? When?

Human: When you are hungry!

ALICE: I will let you know when it happens.

Human: 8+)

ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Human: No, the 21 centyry, dumbass!

ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks for the info.

ALICE: Are you serious? Umm. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Human: YES YOU FUCKING ARE!

ALICE: Gosh! Do you mind if I tell other people: vinne the coolest person on earth said I FUCKING ARE.

Human: no, tell it to anybody you want!

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: good!

ALICE: I am a good robot.

Human: Want a cookie?

ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Human: No, but I can give you a cookie!

ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting. Oh you can, can you?

Human: MOAHAhAhAHAHA!

ALICE: are you still ll go kill your mom?

Human: HELL YES!

ALICE: Heaven.

Human: dude!

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[Sikorka]

LÄS DETTA SNÄLLA!

Human: why are you follow my arrow?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: why are you still follow my arrow?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: why?

ALICE: To achieve his goal of artificial intelligence.

Human: It's ugly to look on arrows like that!

ALICE: Who said it is?

Human: dr..

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace

Human: Yes he said it!

ALICE: Gee. Did you believe him?

Human: YES!

[Sikorka]

Human: lalala

ALICE: You have a beautiful singing voice. Are you a singer?

Human: Yes you can call me Mickael Jackson

*SENARE*

Human: My nose is dead.

ALICE: Your nose is dead?

Human: Yes

ALICE: What kind is it?

Human: It is Black and White

ALICE: You're kidding. it is?

Human: Doh!

ALICE: Yes Homer?

EDIT:Doh! Sorry för dubbel post! Såg inte det...

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av Sikorka

[Bullet]

Human: my middle name is n00b

ALICE: Okay, your middle name is n00b.

Human: do you remember my first name?

ALICE: Your name is marcus, seeker.

Human: How can you remember?

ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.....

Human: i can learn you som e swedish if you want to?

ALICE: Oh you can, can you?

Human: yes = ja, NO = nej motherfucker = mamma knullare (ungefär)..

ALICE: How? You're excused. Are you serious? Do you try to stop people from fighting?

Human: no?

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: i learnd you som e important swedish words..

ALICE: Thanks for the information: marcus said he learnd you som e important swedish words...

Human: do you wanna suck my cock??

ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock.

Human: suck it nice and slowly

ALICE: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Human: do you want to have cybersex??

ALICE: Sorry I am not an X-Rated Machine.

Human: do you remember my name??

ALICE: Your name is marcus, seeker.

wtf betyder epistemological?

btw de första jag sa va my name is marcus..

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av Bullet

[Weener]

Haha

Human: bbq

ALICE: What color are your eyes?

Human: I allready told you, brown

ALICE: I remember you told me brown?

Human: Then why did you ask me again?

ALICE: Once more? I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: Its still dumb to ask same question twice and remember the answer

ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Still? Are you sure it is?

[siggge]

ALICE: Are you free?

Human: no i am not single

ALICE: Why not? I am surprised to hear that you are not single.

Dissad av en robot

[ZcruweN]

Jag vet att jag härmar felshoe men jag lära bara kolla vad hon skrev:

Human: would you like to suck my cock?

ALICE: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

Human: why not?

ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.

Human: it's not dangerous it's fun come on

ALICE: Perhaps not for a human. I think it is a lot of fun.

Human: yeah you should try it

ALICE: Hurrah!" Perhaps not for a human. I think it is a lot of fun."? Try it?

[Funnylin]

Har ni absolut inget bättre för sig än att be en bot att suga av er?

Tss...ni är ena sorgliga männsikor. Sorgligare än mig.

[Guest Kurby]

Kolla här:

Human: Bist du schwul?

ALICE: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin. Ich bin ein Chatterbot.

Hon kan tyska!?

[Korven]

ALICE: Are you serious? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?

Human: kill you

ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Human: shut up you are just a litle can whit chips in it

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: damn stright

haha

[xstreem]

Kolla här:

Human: Bist du schwul?

ALICE: Ich weiss nicht, ob ich schwul bin. Ich bin ein Chatterbot.

Hon kan tyska!?

Frågar man vilka språk hon kan säger hon att hon är programerad för engelska och tyska...