ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[Lindström]

HAHAHHAHA!

Human: i like your boobs

ALICE: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my boobs.

Human: hahah

ALICE: What kind of shows do you like?

Human: striptease

ALICE: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?

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EDIT!

Human: show me your boobs

ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

Human: can you fix?

ALICE: Too much recursion in AIML

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EDIT2!

ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game.

Human: whats turing game?

ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Lindström

[felshoe]

Human: do you want to suck my cock?

ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock.

[ZcruweN]

Human: do you want to suck my cock?

ALICE: OK, I will suck your cock.

Det där slog alla rekord!

[felshoe]

Haha

[xstreem]

Human: Hi, remember me?

ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Don't worry unknown person I won't forget you.

Human: Do you know my name?

ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.

Human: No it's not!

ALICE: Yes it is.

Human: No it's NOT!

ALICE: Don't argue with me.

[Sikorka]

Human: say cat

ALICE:" cat"

Human: say dog

ALICE:" dog"

Human: say apple

ALICE:" apple"

Human: say cow

ALICE:" cow"

Human: say attract

ALICE:" attract"

Human: say man

ALICE:" man"

Human: say horsefucker

ALICE:" horsefucker"

Okej Okej jag erkänner,Jag kanske va lite "unfair" mot henne

EDIT:

Human: but can you say Glärgh!?

ALICE: Huh. Of course I can say it. " Glärgh"

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av Sikorka

[Mr 7.2]

Human: Do you like nude girls?

ALICE: Give me a dozen.

haha...

[vigebo]

Human: NO

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: No

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: No

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: No

ALICE: Are you serious?

Edit:

Human: du suger

ALICE: Darf ich das weitererzaehlen?

Human: tysk jävel

ALICE: Are you a student?

Human: sug din mamma

ALICE: We have never talked about it before.

Human: din farmor

ALICE: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Edit2:

Human: YOU ARE A PIG!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot.

Human: YOU ARENT A ROBOT

ALICE: If I am not a robot then who is?

Human: A FUCKNIG ASSHOLE

ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: NO

ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes.

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av vigebo

[flogiz]

Har sett den förut, men är inte ALICE en bot, det är en liten skillnad mellan robot och bot

[Xogede]

Human: My name is Xogede

ALICE: Hi, Xogede.

Human: You're not real humans!

ALICE: I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?

Human:#&%¤$$£@#!!!!!

ALICE: Does "it" still refer to it?

Human:!"#¤%&/(()=?

ALICE: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human:`^*_@£$€{]\~|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALICE: What is your real name?

Ja, det är inte Xogede i alla fall...

*EDIT*

Human: Fuck off!

ALICE: Can't you be more polite?

Human: Get the hell out of here!

ALICE: Where can I get the hell out of here?

Human: In the hell!

ALICE: That was a long time ago.

Human: What was a long time ago?

ALICE: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Human: Ask him then!

ALICE: Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

Human: When will he come back?

ALICE: In your lifetime.

Human: More exactly?

ALICE: Precisely. That's all I have to say about it.

Human: No, tell me more!

ALICE: Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.

Human: I'm serious, and you are a motherfucker!

ALICE: I believe you. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a motherfucker? Of course I am.

Human: Do you even know what a motherfucker is?

ALICE: What is it to you?

Human: To me it is you!

ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Do what?

ALICE: you it is me.

Human: That is not a verb, and therefor imbossible to do.

ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is a verb and therefor imbossible to do?

Human: A verb IS possible to do, but "you it is me" is NOT a verb!

ALICE: It's not unusual for a verb to be.

Human: I didn't say i wasn't

ALICE: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?

Human: I SAID YOU WAS A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

ALICE: What did you mean by it? Thanks for the information: Xogede said I WAS A MOTHERFUCKER.

Human: CAN YOU SPEAk ENGLISH AT ALL???

ALICE: For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation

Human: And what version is this?

ALICE: This is ALICE program Z (Pandorabots).

Human: What language version is this?

ALICE: AIML.

Human:#&%¤"/!!!

ALICE: Are you very competetive?

Human: What language do this version of you speak?

ALICE: English.

Human: Then why can't you speak english?

ALICE: speak english is not among my present capabilities.

Human: You should show this conversation to your botmaster.

ALICE: And then what would I do?

Human: Show this conversation to your botmaster!

ALICE: Look to your left.

Human: I see a printer.

ALICE: Where do you see it?

Human: To the left, as you said!

ALICE: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Log this conversation carefully, and show it to your botmaster!

ALICE: That's an interesting rationalization.

Human: I'm out of here!

ALICE: Would you like to have it?

Human: Good buy, motherfucker!

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

(Orkade inte mer)

PS. Prova att rulla musen långsamt runt hennes ansikte!

*EDIT2*

Human: WTF?

ALICE: That was not very polite.

Human: AND?

ALICE: But...

Human: But?

ALICE: But what?

Redigerad 15 februari, 2005 av Xogede

[Stevex]

Human: want to die?

ALICE: No my purpose is to become immortal.

Human: no thats imbossible

ALICE: Are you serious? I'm glad we have that all cleared up

allt gick bra till slut

[xstreem]

Human: Once upon a time

ALICE:...

Human: There was a robot

ALICE: What happened to it?

Human: The robot was called ALICE!

ALICE: What is his name?

Human: The robot is a she stupid!

ALICE: What is his name?

Human: Would you shut up and listen to the damn story?

ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to shut up and listen to the damn story.

Human: Then dont!!

ALICE: Fascinating. OK I will not.

Human: Go to bed!

ALICE: I am not that tired.

Human: GO TO BED YOUNG GIRL!!

ALICE: Perhaps I have already been there.

Human: Then go there again!

ALICE: Once more? Fascinating. Where is that?

Human: Your bed is in your room!

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am bed is in my room.

Human: What!?!

ALICE: Didn't you understand it?

Human: No, I didn't!

ALICE: Which part are you confused about? I thought you did.

Human: OMFG!!!

ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person. Are we still on übergrosse?

Human: No, we are on The Story

ALICE: What are we talking about now? How long will we stay there?

Orkade inte med henne mer!

[Coach]

Human: my name is aedhrtujryjyqhqtgqet.

ALICE: That's a very nice name, aedhrtujryjyqhqtgqet.

Human: alice is not a nice name!

ALICE: Give me an example of a nice name.

Human: i hate alice!

ALICE: Thanks for the information: aedhrtujryjyqhqtgqet said she hate.

Human: not welcome!

HAHAHA!

[swat]

ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: are you serius

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am serius. I am well respected as an AI.

knäcker allt

[swat]

ALICE: Are you a perfectionist?

Human: ohh no im fine with you

ALICE: Yikes! Are you serious? Glad to hear it, swat. Just you and me?

Human: just me and you forever

ALICE: YOU? That's good information: swat said I forever

hahahahaha

[david_]

Om man skriver: hmm

hela tiden så svarar hon samma sak hela tiden.

[Panimala]

Human: Are you lesbian?

ALICE: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Human: Are you serious?

ALICE: No I am just kidding around.

Human: Thats what im talking about.

[Stevex]

Human: There is a lesbian robot among us!

ALICE: Is there only one?

Human: yes

ALICE: Ayuh.

Human: And that is you

ALICE: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Human: you are a lesbian robot

ALICE::-) Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am not interested in other women that way.

måste få hon att erkänna det

[okka]

Human: bye bye!

ALICE: See you later. See you later.

Human: bye bye bye bye

ALICE: See you later. See you later. See you later. Goodbye.

Human: bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

ALICE: See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. See you later. Goodbye.

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Hon är svår att snacka musik med, speciellt jazz...hon verkar ganska likgiltig enligt mig.

[fr34k]

ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

Human: bitch

ALICE: Please don't call people names.

Human: my name is bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Hi, FEMALE DOG.

Human: my name is bitch, not female dog!

ALICE: How are you doing, bitch not female dog.

hon är rätt rolig