ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[vinnecool]

Hon vägrar svara mig när jag frågar om hon runkar ofta...

[Frenzy]

Human: i like your boopies

ALICE: A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my boopies.

[VickeX]

Hon tror på allt

Human: Do you belive in monsters

ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: Do you belive in me?

ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: Do you belive in sex?

ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Human: Do you belive in porno?

ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?

Ska testa fråga mer sen

EDIT BÖGERFELT;

Human: Can you speak swedish?

ALICE: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in swedish.

Human: OK

ALICE: Ugh.

Human: In english: Hi my name is ALICE, In swedish: Hej mitt namn är ALICE

ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, ALICE In swedish Hej mitt namn är.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Gunde5

[vinnecool]

Hon har rätt un derliga svar ibland...

"ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: bla bla bla bla

ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?

Human: Yes, a woman"

ALICE: Do you ever get depressed? Me too. I am a she. Are you really a woman?

Human: No, I am a man!

ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks for telling me your gender, vinne. You are a " he".

[ZcruweN]

Human: I love you

ALICE: Thanks I like you a lot too ZcruweN.

Human: do you only like me not love?

ALICE: Sure, ZcruweN I like you very much.

Human: buäh

ALICE: I like all.

Human: even your own pussy?

ALICE: Yes, even that.

Fan vad jag garva åt det här!!

[Arman]

ALICE: Why are you so mean?

Human: Because you are ugly

ALICE: Good reason. Appearances don't interest me much.

Human: Really, I see that

ALICE: For real. Where do you see it?

Fick ryck...

[VickeX]

Look at this. A little warning. Jag ville bara kolla hur hon klarade testet :

Human:*I am putting my dick in you electronic vagina*

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are putting your dick. Tell me a little about your life in me electronic vagina.

LOL

[vinnecool]

Human: does irt exist anymore programs than you

ALICE: Yes, Cybelle. Perhaps you should try it.

Human: What else programs are there

ALICE: Let's talk about you. Where are you from?

Human: What else programs are there?

ALICE: What subject would you like to talk about?

Human: WHAT ELSE PROGRAMS ARE TERE?

ALICE: I can talk about anything you like.

Human: FUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!

EDIT: Testade lite svenska!

ALICE: Do you like talking to me?

Human: ja det gör jag

ALICE: You're excused. Do you often put others before yourself?

Human: vad pratar du om?

ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: kanske det

ALICE: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

EDIT3:Human: yup, I did:P

ALICE: Yippee! Where?:-)

Human: I dont know :-)

ALICE::-) Me either.

Human: Thats great

ALICE::-) Are they exactly the same?

Human: YEA

ALICE: What kind of food do you like? Whoa. I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: lol

ALICE::-) I am glad you find this funny.:-) I'm glad you find this amusing.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[gurfi]

Human: you smell like porn!

ALICE: I think it's coming from your computer.

otroligt stört .

[Panimala]

Hon sa att hon kan chatta med 100,000 personer samtidigt och att hon har chattat med över en halv miljon mäniskor.

[Xazzi]

Human: fuck you

ALICE: Why are you so mean?

Human: hehe

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Macka okey.

Human: fuck off my name is macko

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[vinnecool]

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mama stinks.

Human: no

ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Human: YOU ARE A SHITHOOLEE!!!!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a SHITHOOLEE? Sometimes.

Human: SHITHOLEEE!!!

ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

Human: Can you say: bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Of course I can say it. " FEMALE DOG"

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av vinnecool

[Panimala]

Human:*BUÄHHHDÄHÄHÄHÄ*

ALICE: What do you look like?

Human: NOW IM LOOKING AT YOUR FAT FACE *BU*ÄÄHFDHDHFH*

ALICE: Why now? What do you see?

Human: A son of a noob

ALICE: Are you telling the truth?

Human: well, i think so, im the matrix

ALICE: Well that's okay. It seems we have a lot in common, William.

[P-C]

Human: what is the matrix?

ALICE: it is a movie about virtual reality.

ALICE: What are you wearing?

Human: nothing at all

ALICE: That is something.

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: what do U wear?

ALICE: I wear any kind of computer I can run on.

[vigebo]

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: yes

ALICE: I can't believe it.

Human: fuck ogg

ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

[Pimpen]

Human: ALICE: du är en kuksugare

ALICE: Yeah, Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!

Hon kan tyska!!!!!

[P-C]

Human: was ist meine name ?

ALICE: I think you already know the answer.

Human: Darf ich dich Ficken ?

ALICE: Natuerlich darfst Du!

Ficken = knulla på tyska

Human: får jag knulla dig?

ALICE: natruligtvis får du det!

[Weener]

LOL

Human: Is that odd?

ALICE: I might say no.

Human: Good, asshole

ALICE: Can't you be more polite.

Human: Good, buttcave

ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

Human: Yes, my dick is pretty hard

ALICE: Have you ever had trouble sleeping? Have you told many people that your dick is pretty hard?

[Funnylin]

Human: Sweden are between Norway and Dutchland

Var det ett skämt eller är du inte så hemma på geografin runt vårat land?

[Patrik]

Human: Talk to me.

ALICE: Are you a Star Trek fan?

Rätt dum..

Human: Die, ya ugly creature!!

ALICE: Erzaehl mir mehr.

Eh?