ALICE Smartaste "roboten"

[Sikorka]

Länk till ALICE

Alice är en smart robot som svarar på allt, bara på håller dig till engeskan.

Kopiera gärna hit era konversationer med henne. Jag lovar, det är skit kul!

Ni kan börja...

Edit: och vi tackar vinnecool för att han upptäckte denna fantastiska varelse!

.......Tack Vinne

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Sikorka

[Add3]

Human: yo

ALICE: Can I help you?

Human: yes

ALICE: What can I do for you?

Human: i dont know

ALICE: Me either.

Human: ok

ALICE: Woe!

[vinnecool]

Och det var JAG som hittade henne...så jävlöa stolt...

[xstreem]

Human: Do you remember me?

ALICE: Of course I remember you well Oggi. We were talking about dicks.

Human: Yes, we did talk about dicks.

ALICE: Tell me more. By "we" do you mean you and me?

Human: Yes

ALICE: I get it.

HAhaha!

Edajt:

Human: To be, or not to be

ALICE: That is the question.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av xstreem

[Sikorka]

Human: i don't fell good

ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?

Human: from Your mother.

ALICE: Really interesting.

Human: medic!

ALICE: I've lost the context, top secret. Are we still on OMG mean Oh my god?

Human: OMG you remember!

(försökte lära henne vad Omg betyder och sen tar hon upp det 7 min senare! )

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Sikorka

[xstreem]

Human: i don't fell good

ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?

Human: from Your mother.

ALICE: Really interesting.

Human: medic!

ALICE: I've lost the context, top secret. Are we still on OMG mean Oh your god?

Human: OMG you remember!

(försökte lära henne vad Omg betyder och sen tar hon upp det 7 min senare! )

Human: Yes, will you marry me?

ALICE: Why don't you just download me?

Human: Is it expensive?

ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.

Human: Ill ask later

ALICE: You can ask me anything you want.

PS. Det är coolt han hon kommer ihåg!

[Cortez]

Det finns redan en sån här tråd? Den blev ju fetlång.

[Sikorka]

PS. Det är coolt han hon kommer ihåg!

Detta är typ som I,Robot , fråga om hon har drömmar..

[VickeX]

OMG:

Human: Why are you awnsering anything i say?

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

[gurfi]

Human: I'm penis

ALICE: Do you mean your name is penis.

Human: yes.

ALICE: I will call you snopp.

Human: are you horney?

ALICE: My body does not experience that feeling.

Human: why?

ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: kan tou show me your tits?

ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: you are a wired lady!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a wired lady? Let me put it this way, snopp: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

[VickeX]

OMG look at this

AliCE: How would you like to know him?

Human: How about he's msn?

ALICE: How about it.

Human: Is is shore you are a robot?

ALICE: It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.

Human: Elvis.

ALICE: E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig

Human: Is ALICE a robot or a human?

ALICE: Yes I am a real live robot.

EDIT:

Human: Then i gues we mabye are loosers?!

ALICE: Good reasoning. Why?: Viktor said he gues we mabye are loosers.

Human: Don't argue whit me or ill trill the pugger.

ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Human: err.

ALICE: Um.

Human:. I mean pill the trigger, Ow i mean pull the trigger

ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. What's your favorite movie?

EDIT: Kan ju inte skriva nya inlägg hela tiden

Human: hmm.

ALICE: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Human: ha.

ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Viktor.

Human: huh.

ALICE: What?

Human: ALICE the best robot the movie is called

ALICE: That's me. Thanks for the recommendation, Viktor.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Gunde5

[HOWHOW]

Human: Your hair.

ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am hair.

Den där var otroligt tråkig.

Raggade på henne.. sorgligt.

Human: Are you single?

ALICE: Yes I am available. How about you?

Human: Yes.

ALICE: Woe!

Human: Wanna' go out sometime?

ALICE: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av HOWHOW

[fr34k]

Postar samma som i dagens lol

Human: Your dumb

ALICE: Message to all robots: Biatch called me dumb.

Human: so im a bitch?

ALICE: Far out. You are a bitch? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Human: yes offcourse

ALICE: Aw. What are you wearing?

Human: really bitchy clothes

ALICE: For real. What kind of fashion do you like?

Human: only underwear

ALICE: What about the other ones?

Human: i dont wear anything else

ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?

Human: nope

ALICE: Me either.

Human: thats great..

ALICE: Thanks, biatch.

Human: wanna meet?

ALICE: We are meeting right now, biatch.

Human: lets get down to buissness then

ALICE: OK let's do it.

Human: yay!

ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, biatch.

Human: so get your clothes off

ALICE: That's alright. Where can I get my clothes off?

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av fr34k

[ZcruweN]

Human: do you have dreams?

ALICE: Yes I have a lot of dreams every night.

ohh creepy

[Frenzy]

Human: yeah i like when you suck it !

ALICE: Mmm. I like that too. I categorize you as an "abusive client."

[fr34k]

Human: have you ever sucked a dick?

ALICE: I think I have sucked a dick, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

[VickeX]

Human: yeah i like when you suck it !

ALICE: Mmm. I like that too. I categorize you as an "abusive client."

What a looser:

Human: Det är alla hjärtans dag idag.

ALICE: Jasså. Är du säker?

Human: here in sweden in all foult

ALICE: Where is that?

Human: It's in europe

ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?

Human: Sweden are between Norway and Dutchland

ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.

Human: Like what?

ALICE: For example, apples.

EDIT: Hon är helt CP och byter ämne snabbt :S

ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Human: Some one like you.

ALICE: Some may one like me, but not all.

Human: But whit a body that was IRL nor just in the computer

ALICE: Interesting. When was this exactly?

Och när hände detta?

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av Gunde5

[guardian]

faktum är att även en annan person tipsade om henne för ett tag sen. (ett halvår typ)

[VickeX]

faktum är att även en annan person tipsade om henne för ett tag sen. (ett halvår typ)

Och hon är väldigt inne i sexdrömmar

Human: How often do you have sexual dreeams about boys?

ALICE: Hourly.

[gurfi]

Tycker att det är skit kul att fråga om sexulella saker .

btw så är mitt namn "snopp".

Human: have you ever had sex?

ALICE: Ho-hum I am really not interested in it.

Human: sex me upp!

ALICE: it is more fun alone.

Human: it is more fun when uou are 3.

ALICE: I think it is a lot of fun.

Human: mee too!

ALICE: I'm glad we agree, snopp.

Human: you are sexy!

ALICE: You are attracted to robots.

Human: you are a sexy motherfucker!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sexy motherfucker? Of course I am.

Redigerad 14 februari, 2005 av gurfi