Tidernas bästa repliker i filmer...

[Pico]

"What about homosexuality, Tony? You like men, huh? You like to dress up like a woman?"

"What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man, are you kidding me or what?"

"Just answer the questions, Tony."

"Okay, no! Okay? Fuck no!"

- Scarface

[pKz]

Lee: What the fuck is this?

The Dude: Obvislu (Stavning?) your not a golf player.

När Lee håller fram ett bowlingklot, klockren ffs

Film: The Big Lebowsky/i

Sorry om någon redan postat den, men ska spela PCW.

edit:

Ingen replik men när Jeffrey Lebowsky ligger på golvet och lyssnar på typ "1998 World Cup Atlanta Bowling", och han hör bara när dom skjuter ner käglorna

Redigerad 20 november, 2004 av Gta_idioten

[Arman]

Citat från filmen, Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Kassan: Name?

Mario: Mario.

Kassan: Last name?

Mario: Mario.

Kassan: And you?

Luigi: Luigi

Kassan: Luigi Luigi?

Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.

Kassan: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?

Luigi: Three, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

[Crice]

"Meeting in the middle of the desert always made me nervous. It's a scary place. I knew about the holes in the desert, of course, and everywhere I looked it could have been a hole." - Sam "Ace" Rothstein, Casino (1995)

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"You beat Nicky with fists he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back, and back, until one of you is dead." - Sam "Ace" Rothstein, Casino (1995)

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[Tommy_Fido]

OZ

Keller: You know whitch part fasinates me most?

Whintrop: no which one ?

Keller: It's the one where you killed beechers father.

Whintrop: NO!!!

Keller knäcker nacken på whintrop end of story.

Redigerad 20 november, 2004 av Tommy_Fido

[Crice]

"I'm gonna' make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather (1972)

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Michael: My father's no different than any other powerful man. Any man who's responsible for other people, like a Senator, or a President.

Kay: Do you know how naive you sound?

Michael: Why?

Kay: Senators and Presidents don't have men killed.

Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

- Michael Corleone och Kay Adams, The Godfather (1972)

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"What'cha gonna' do? Nice college boy huh? Don't wanna' get mixed up in the family business? Now you wanna' gun down a police officer because he slapped you in the face a little bit, huh? What'cha think this is the army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You gotta' get up close like this.. bada BING! you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. C'mere... you're taking this very personal." - Santino "Sonny" Corleone, The Godfather (1972)

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Sonny: What the hell is this?!

Tessio: It's a Sicilian message.. it means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

- Santino "Sonny" Corleone och Salvatore Tessio, The Godfather (1972)

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The best of the best.

[saffecool]

Citat från Beck (????)

Beck: Det här är Stockholm.

Gunvald: Ja än så länge.

[BroDD]

från billy madison

*billy går fram till en kille som står vänd mot väggen o frågar varför han står där, då säger killen att de hänt en olycka (han har kissat på sig) så billy säger att killen ska vänta där, så går han fram till en sak man kan få vatten ur o ta de mellan benen så de ser ut som han kissat på sig o går mot dom andra barnen*

nån kille: hey look everybody, billy peed his pants

billy: of course i peed my pants, everybody at my age pees their pants, its the coolest

nån kille: really?

billy: yes, you aint cool unless you pee your pants

*killen som kissat på sig kommer fram*

nån kille: hey look, earnie peed his pants too, alright *gör high 5 med earnie*

nån gammal kärring: if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davies

billy: thats the grossest thing ive ever heard, lets go

bästa film nånsin

[BroDD]

"Jag flyger inte, jag faller med stil!"

"What does mine say?

Dude!

What does mine say?

Sweet!

Yeah i know, but what does mine say!

Dude!"

"What does mine say?

Ray!

What does mine say?

Fucked me!

Ray!

Fucked me!

Ray Fucked me!!"

ahahahahahaha, ja började fan garva där... störtsköna filmer

[Kurd-Haren]

Pulp Fiction

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald ...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

[Korven]

FILM : Welcome to the jungel

Beck: You have 2 choises A you give me the ring peacfully B I make you give me the ring

Fotball player: I think i have to choose B

Beck: Wrong Choise

[Arman]

Pulp Fiction

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald ...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Haha, jag gillar den scenen, Samuel L Jackson äger och så är han med i SA också, kan det bli bättre...?

[Arvid]

"Without the bitter, the sweet ain't as sweet." (Vanilla Sky)

[Arman]

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[chiligr]

har inte läst sista sidan men ja har inte sett att nån skrivit: "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU"........mäktigt asså :'(

[Urachez]

Harry och Lloyd kör "You're it" leken.

Lyssna på citatet, mycket roligare: Här!

Harry: "You're it!"

Lloyd: "Are not!"

Harry: "Are too!"

Lloyd: "D2"

Harry: "Chewbacca"

Whoops! Glömde skriva vad filmen heter!

Dumb And Dumberer When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

Och tro mig, ni har aldrig sett dummare karaktärer i en film! Harry och Lloyd är de ABSOLUT dummaste karaktärerna i en film NÅGONSIN!

Redigerad 26 november, 2004 av Urachez

[Kalan]

-I'll tear your soul apart!

-Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?!

-Gentlemen, I AM PAIN...

-You solved the box, we came. Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.

-We have such sights to show you.

Pinhead, Hellraiser

Redigerad 26 november, 2004 av Kalan

[Arman]

- What is best in life, Conan?

- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the woman...

Arnold Schwarzenegger i hans mest "seriösa" film, Conan the Barbarian (1982)

[wiken]

where is dr evils hideout?

i dont know!

where is dr evils hideout..

i said i dont know!

i will only say this one more time!, where is dr evils hideout?

o shoot, it is inside a vulcano!

why did you answer?

you ask me tree times, when you ask me the same question tree times i get bored and i have to answer...

ja tror dom säger nå sånt...

FILM: Austin Powers

[Bubbli]

- What is best in life, Conan?

- To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the woman...

Arnold Schwarzenegger i hans mest "seriösa" film, Conan the Barbarian (1982)

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