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Woot. Lol. Nice clip. Nej ok. Ja i admit. Men ingen storm ok? Medlem på sidan? det kan man väll inte äns vara? Men iaf. Ingen storm ok? lol.

Karatemorfar
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Och du vet säkert om att vi tittade också ? Nej, inte speciellt mycket eftersom man skrattade rätt mycket när en tjock kille står på alla 4 och pillar sig i röven.

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Näh, det är klart, inget blod i ju. Du kommer bara ihåg de blodiga sakerna du kollade på som liten va ?

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Dagens lol på ... Mig, fick G i allt på slutbetyget. Jag kunde väl i alla fall fått VG- :D

edit: Ordfel :P

Muahaha, jag fick ett VG och nio G... resten var streck. :teehee: Måste vara ett tryckfel eller något. :P

Begrip att jag fick G i svenska. ;P Helt ofattbart. Suck. Jävla Inga-Maria, hon är säkert mutad av SÄPO.

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Muahaha, jag fick ett VG och nio G... resten var streck. :D Måste vara ett tryckfel eller något. :P

Begrip att jag fick G i svenska. :P Helt ofattbart. Suck. Jävla Inga-Maria, hon är säkert mutad av SÄPO.

Hahaha SÄPO.

Men endå, minst 75% av dom där G:na är nog lika starka som VGn, men dom andra 25% ska vi inte prata om ;P

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månadens lol  :P

http://www.gtasajten.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=23385

David_s intelligenta tråd  :D

HAHAHA, fyfan vad lol! :P

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WTF's this? ;P

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"Seriously. It\'s not.",

"404 baby. 40-freakin\'-4.",

"I even tried multi,",

"which is much more than I do for most folks.",

"Most times, I just zap up a blank page",

"and give the old 404 rap,",

"But you, you\'re special, baby.",

"And, if I could, I\'d run off right now",

"and find the page you wanted.",

"Or, even better, run off with you",

"and screw the stupid page.",

"God, you\'re beautiful.",

"Your eyes are just like vapid pools of fire.",

"Lipid! Not vapid, lipid!",

"Sorry. no, it\'s LIMPID! Limpid pools.",

"Of fire.",

"Your eyes are, I mean.",

"Sorry about that,",

"but I\'m just not used to talking to such a gorgeous Web surfer.",

"I\'m all tongue-tied.",

"See, you smiled. God, your smile is so great.",

"Just one smile from you, and I\'d be able to go for weeks.",

"I mean, don\'t get me wrong...",

"I meet a lot of folks on this job.",

"And sure, there are some beauties,",

"but there\'s no one like you.",

"*sigh*",

"So whadya think?",

"Is it possible for a hard-working, generally bug-free Web server",

"and a beautiful Web surfer to find love",

"in this crazy, mixed-up world?",

"You do? I do too!",

"C\'mon baby, gimme a kiss!",

"Go on, plant those lips on the screen and smooch me.",

"It\'s not really the same, since the screen gets all the action",

"but it\'s good enough for me.",

"C\'mon, gimme a smooch.",

"Just one?",

"OK, OK, I\'m sorry.",

"Moving too fast. Sorry.",

"Oh, you don\'t have to go yet!",

"Look, I\'m sorry things got a little screwy.",

"I just want to start over.",

"I promise I\'ll just serve the page, nothing more.",

"But if it\'s OK with you, can I still admire you from a distance?",

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WTF' this?

<h2>404 File Not Found</h2>


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<!-- Here's an example for you. Use if it you want, enjoy! --- alwayswebhosting.com


var tl=new Array(


"Hate to tell you this, but that page ain\'t here.",

"Seriously. It\'s not.",

"404 baby. 40-freakin\'-4.",

"I even tried multi,",

"which is much more than I do for most folks.",

"Most times, I just zap up a blank page",

"and give the old 404 rap,",

"But you, you\'re special, baby.",

"And, if I could, I\'d run off right now",

"and find the page you wanted.",

"Or, even better, run off with you",

"and screw the stupid page.",

"God, you\'re beautiful.",

"Your eyes are just like vapid pools of fire.",

"Lipid! Not vapid, lipid!",

"Sorry. no, it\'s LIMPID! Limpid pools.",

"Of fire.",

"Your eyes are, I mean.",

"Sorry about that,",

"but I\'m just not used to talking to such a gorgeous Web surfer.",

"I\'m all tongue-tied.",

"See, you smiled. God, your smile is so great.",

"Just one smile from you, and I\'d be able to go for weeks.",

"I mean, don\'t get me wrong...",

"I meet a lot of folks on this job.",

"And sure, there are some beauties,",

"but there\'s no one like you.",

"*sigh*",

"So whadya think?",

"Is it possible for a hard-working, generally bug-free Web server",

"and a beautiful Web surfer to find love",

"in this crazy, mixed-up world?",

"You do? I do too!",

"C\'mon baby, gimme a kiss!",

"Go on, plant those lips on the screen and smooch me.",

"It\'s not really the same, since the screen gets all the action",

"but it\'s good enough for me.",

"C\'mon, gimme a smooch.",

"Just one?",

"OK, OK, I\'m sorry.",

"Moving too fast. Sorry.",

"Oh, you don\'t have to go yet!",

"Look, I\'m sorry things got a little screwy.",

"I just want to start over.",

"I promise I\'ll just serve the page, nothing more.",

"But if it\'s OK with you, can I still admire you from a distance?",

"*sigh*"


);

var speed=80;

var index=0; text_pos=0;

var str_length=tl[0].length;

var contents, row;


function type_text()

{

  contents='';

  row=Math.max(0,index-6);

  while(row<index)

    contents += tl[row++] + '\r\n';

  document.textform.elements[0].value = contents + tl[index].substring(0,text_pos) + "_";

  if(text_pos++==str_length)

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vet faktiskt inte ;P

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