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Min religionslärare ordnade en tävling för klassen idag.

Vi skulle passa ihop rätt religion/kult med rätt citat. Det som står nedan är ordagrannt kopierat från lärarens stencil!

1) If shit happens, it isn't really happening to anyone. Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will have liberation.

Rätt svar: Buddhism

2) So why do shit allways happen to us?

Rätt svar: Judendom

3) What is the sound of Shit Happens?

Rätt svar: Zen

4) Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. If you're not saved, tough shit!

Rätt svar: Calvinism

5) Shit happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding, scheit happens, scheit happens, happens happens, scheit, scheit (repeat untill you become one with Scheit)

Rätt svar: Hare Krishna

6) Don't take no shit!

Rätt Svar: Nation of Islam

7) Survival of the shittiest. This shit was once food!

Rätt svar: Darwinism

8) It looks like shit and smells like shit, but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether it's shit or not!

Rätt svar: Agnosticism

9) Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK. Have faith that shit will happen!

Rätt svar: Lutherdom

10) WE WILL DESTROY YOUR SHIT! If shit happens, take a hostage.

Rätt svar: Bin Laden-islam

11) Let's roll this shit up and smoke it!

Rätt svar: Rastafari

12) Let us in and we'll tell you why shit happens.

Rätt svar: Jehovas vittnen

13) This shit is not a religion, it is a way of life. This shit happening IS you.

Rätt svar: Hinduism

14) This shit happened before, but we can clean it up for you if you pay us enough. If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you!

Rätt svar: Scientologi

15) Shit doesent happen- somebody dumped it on you. Lets stick some pins in this shit!

Rätt svar: Voodoo

16) There's no shit in the bible. If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you're born again shit.

Rätt svar: Fundamentalism

17) And the lord said "Let there be shit...". After six days of this shit, he reted.

Rätt svar: Kreationism

Min grupp vann, och vi fick (underligt nu när man tänker på det i efterhand) kladdkaka!

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