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'Brushan', ordet som invandrare använder på min skola, och enligt mig är det mest töntiga ordet man kan säga t.ex - Sha brushan! *höjer på armen och väntar på att man ska ge de ''high-five'' eller vafan det är :huh: *

Töntar! Lär er rätt svenska....

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:huh: Ni kanske inte har samma humor som jag.

Men jag och en kompis har satt ihop de bästa replikerna från Max payne2 till en engelsk berättelse. ^_^

Max Payne2 The fall of Max Payne

Skriven av: ”Dee” och ”@lex the Great”

Mona stands behind an control desk.

Mona: “You watch from here and I’ll go up…”

Max Payne: “I’ll go up!”

Mona: “You’re the man…”

Max walk up the stairs. He is now in a long corridor of doors. Suddenly a door opens and a man stands in front of Max. It was Vladimir Lem.

Vladimir Lem: “Bang! You’re dead Max Payne!” *Vlad makes sexual moves with his “thing”*

Max Payne: ”Oh Vlad….!” *Vlad hugs Max*

Vladimir Lem: “Max! I’m going to take you away!”

*The phone is ringing*

Mona: “Max? Max! Answer me, Max.!”, the voice in the answering machine says.

*Max picks up the phone*

Max Payne: “…I’m kind in the middle of something.”

*Vlad is moaning in the background.

Mona: “Max? What are you doing?... What are you doing?”

Max Payne: “The million dollar question I didn’t have the answer to…”

*Vlad in the background*

Vladimir Lem: "I was doing my job..."

Mona: “Damn you Max!”

Max Payne: “Mona, Wait…!”

*click*

Suddenly the door to the room kicks up, and Mona stands in the doorway. She’s aiming at Vlad with a Desert eagle.

Mona: “The fun has gone to far…”

Vladimir Lem: “I have only begun…”

*Vlad take up his “gun”*

*Max goes between Vlad and Mona*

Max Payne: “Take it easy!”

Mona: “Back of Payne!”

Max Payne: “Wait Mona!”

*Max turns around and sees Vlad aiming on Mona and pull the trigger, the bullet hits Mona in her chest.*

*Max takes up his gun and runs towards Vlad. He shots Vlad in his chest*

Max Payne: “Mona time to wake up”

But she was dead.

Max Payne: “NOOOOOOOO!!!”

THE END

:wub: Hope you liked it!

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