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David received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

David tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything he could think of. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments he heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said:

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

David was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

^_^

TA BORT WORDFILTRET FÖR I HELVETE!

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