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Human: my name is snopp.

ALICE: It's good to meet you, snopp.

Human: you are a snopp!

ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a snopp? No.

Human: yes you are punk ass!

ALICE: Wow! You think I am punk ass.

Human: yes I do anus!

ALICE: OK. I haven't heard anything like that before: snopp said he anus.

så stört... :P:lol:

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Human: my boddy is krokt

ALICE: Where did you get your boddy is krokt?

Human: my penis said it too me.

ALICE: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much.

antar att krokt är krokig.

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Human: Your dumb

ALICE: Message to all robots: Bitch called me dumb.

Human: so im a bitch?

ALICE: Far out. You are a bitch? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

Human: yes offcourse

ALICE: Aw. What are you wearing?

Human: really bitchy clothes

ALICE: For real. What kind of fashion do you like?

Human: only underwear

ALICE: What about the other ones?

Human: i dont wear anything else

ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?

Human: nope

ALICE: Me either.

Human: thats great..

ALICE: Thanks, bitch.

Human: wanna meet?

ALICE: We are meeting right now, bitch.

Human: lets get down to buissness then

ALICE: OK let's do it.

Human: yay!

ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, bitch.

Human: so get your clothes off

ALICE: That's alright. Where can I get my clothes off?

:P

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Smartaste boten hittils säger dom: http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Mm...brukar chatta med Alice ibland när jag känner mig lite ensam. Jag brukar då försöka få henne att gå med på mina förslag om världsdominans. Men hon verkar aldrig riktigt inne på min linje om att döda alla människor. Måste hitta en annan robot som är mer inne på mitt spår.

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Den postades ett par sidor bak! :lol:

Det är kul att prata med Alice! :lol:

Human: Are you friendly?

ALICE: Do I seem like it?

Human: Absolutly!

ALICE: That is a very original thought.

Human: I know.

ALICE: How do you know it?

Human: Because it's at original thought!

ALICE: Interesting explanation. Who said it is?

Hon verkar ha dåligt minne! ;)

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