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Varje tråd någon skriver nått roligt eller skickar en länk som är rolig kommer aladdin eller rättare sagt HOWHOW in och säger vad var det som var roligt med den!

Säger vad var det som var roligt med den! >_<

Jag har inte sagt att någonting var roligt med den.

Om du menar som jag tror, att jag säger att varje sak som är rolig att den är tråkig.

Men säg vad som var roligt, så kan jag skratta sedan då.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a news reporter. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

My evil plan...moahaha...moahaha.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will faint, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your secret death ray, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.

fynny är inte ond nog!

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Min plan.

Bättre än era.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan !

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a military general. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your secret death ray, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare call you names. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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Känn er ÄGDA. :D

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan (tm)!


Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.


Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature


Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? 



Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will leap from the nearest window, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding. 



Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

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ph34r with gr34t ph34r!!!

   Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.


    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me


    Stage One


    To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, terrified by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a dark gunslinger?


    Stage Two


    Next, you must seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


    Stage Three


    Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, terrified by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge United Nations. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of classic thugs hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your thermonuclear missiles, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Det vore nåt. :D

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Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, frightened by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate Fort Knox. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your armies of destruction, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

Ojdå, det var allvarligt!

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Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan !

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first expose a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an evil twin/opposite?

Stage Two

Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must activate your doomsday device, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your incredible power, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.

Jag är ju bäst!

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Min plan är ju grym. :D

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, frightened by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotoge Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

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Gäst
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